Posted on 09/26/2005 3:31:18 PM PDT by Rakkasan1
Homeowners who decorate their yards with life-sized plastic deer are complaining the sculptures are being damaged by those stalking real deer during Duluth's special season for bowhunters.
"My decorative doe, Felicity, had an arrow sticking out of her hind quarter," Orval Pussywillow of Hunter's Park complained yesterday. "This has got to stop. We paid good money for our beautiful deer." Pussywillow said his four plastic pink flamingos and a lawn ornament depicting the posterior of a fat woman bending over were unmolested.
(Excerpt) Read more at duluthsuperior.com ...
If he named the plastic deer Felicity what he name the butt sculpture, Fanny?
Slob Art.
That being said, I want me some pink flamingos!
LOL...
My sister, her friend, and I have had a running series of practical jokes with a ceramic garden gnome that a friend of mine gave me as a joke.
Sis and I left the gnome in her friend's flower bed with a pair of small underwear on his head, a party streamer taped in his mouth, and a scattering of empty beer bottles around him.
He next showed up in my sister's front yard wearing a cross, carrying a small bible, with a pile of fake Alcoholics Anonymous tracts taped into his hand :lol: .
Her friend recently moved several states away. We're going to mail her the gnome with a small Bundt cake in his arms and a list of friendly "neighborhood rules".
LQ
Are these people rednecks or hobbits?
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Maybe a bunch of pagan DUers?
I am a courteous hunter. I do not hunt near homes and I do not shoot lawn ornaments. Having said that....
Oh the temptation that this man has presented!
JayLo
Hence my tagline.
LizardQueen=Lynndie England?
Folks, this is a COLUMN, by a COLUMNIST. (Humor) Not a news article. I think Hefferman fancies himself a Dave Barry.
OMGosh!! LOL "M' Christmas! Sh*tter's Full!!" :^D
YES! and that's what I love about it...just need a plastic
Rottweiler to go with it.
Pussywillow said his four plastic pink flamingos and a lawn ornament depicting the posterior of a fat woman bending over were unmolested.
Alright then, we know Squantos wasn't involved.
Filed under..."You can't make this stuff up!!"
LOL!!!!
I knew a lady who came from Duluth She got bit by a dog with a rabid tooth She went to her grave just a little too soon And she flew away howling on the yellow moon
Where do bad folks go when they die? They don't go to heaven where the angels fly They go down to the lake of fire and fry Won't see them again 'till the fourth of July
Now the people cry and the people moan And they look for a dry place to call their home And try to find some place to rest their bones While the angels and the devils try to make them their own
Where do bad folks go when they die? They don't go to heaven where the angels fly They go down to the lake of fire and fry Won't see them again 'till the fourth of July
I've been reading this thread and chuckling at all of the humorous posts, yet I hadn't had a true "LOL" moment until I saw your post of "Cousin Eddie"! Perfect! LOL!
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LOL - Can't paint worth a darn. Might cause a few rear end collisions by gaukers. Sorry, couldn't resist the pun.
Gotta love FR! LOL
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