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Plastic deer threatened in city hunt
duluth news trib ^
| 9-26-05
| Jim Heffernan
Posted on 09/26/2005 3:31:18 PM PDT by Rakkasan1
Homeowners who decorate their yards with life-sized plastic deer are complaining the sculptures are being damaged by those stalking real deer during Duluth's special season for bowhunters.
"My decorative doe, Felicity, had an arrow sticking out of her hind quarter," Orval Pussywillow of Hunter's Park complained yesterday. "This has got to stop. We paid good money for our beautiful deer." Pussywillow said his four plastic pink flamingos and a lawn ornament depicting the posterior of a fat woman bending over were unmolested.
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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; US: Minnesota
KEYWORDS: bang; bow; deer; duluth; hunting; mn; plastic; satire; untrue
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only a guy named Orville would name his plastic deer.
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posted on
09/26/2005 3:31:18 PM PDT
by
Rakkasan1
To: Rakkasan1
Orval Pussywillow. Geez, he lucky he didn't end up with an arrow in his butt, with a name like that.
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posted on
09/26/2005 3:33:14 PM PDT
by
prion
(Yes, as a matter of fact, I AM the spelling police)
To: Rakkasan1
Orval Pussywillow. Great new alias.
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posted on
09/26/2005 3:33:26 PM PDT
by
EggsAckley
("The pump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handle")
To: Rakkasan1
I can live with 'Orville', but 'Pussywillow'? I'm not thinking popcorn right now.
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posted on
09/26/2005 3:33:42 PM PDT
by
Cagey
To: Rakkasan1
Well, at least you only made fun of his first name.
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posted on
09/26/2005 3:34:04 PM PDT
by
Better Dead Than Red
(Davis College Republicans (Best Party on Campus))
To: Rakkasan1
only a guy named Orville would name his plastic deer. That's Orval. -LOL- Orval Pussywillow *bump*
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posted on
09/26/2005 3:34:33 PM PDT
by
Cboldt
To: Rakkasan1
a lawn ornament depicting the posterior of a fat woman bending over were unmolested.Words fail me...
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posted on
09/26/2005 3:34:44 PM PDT
by
null and void
(I'm a patient and peaceful man. Threaten me or mine, and that changes. Then, I am a vengeful man.)
To: Rakkasan1
the posterior of a fat woman bending over were unmolested Where do I get the Helen Thomas ornament?
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posted on
09/26/2005 3:34:55 PM PDT
by
neodad
(Rule Number 1: Be Armed)
To: Rakkasan1
Orval Pussywillow???
His mama must have hated him.
9
posted on
09/26/2005 3:35:06 PM PDT
by
Jemian
(Don't be stuck on stupid.)
To: Rakkasan1
Stop yapping Orval or else the city will replace bow season with bazooka season.
10
posted on
09/26/2005 3:35:08 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(We need a strict constructionist - not someone who plays shadow puppet theater with the Constitution)
To: Rakkasan1
Only a guy named Pussywillow would name his plastic deer.
Hmm, his woman ornament was molested, too? Bad flamingo! Bad, bad flamingo!
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posted on
09/26/2005 3:35:12 PM PDT
by
mtbopfuyn
(Legality does not dictate morality... Lavin)
To: Rakkasan1
Orval Pussywillow??? This guy needs his butt kicked.
12
posted on
09/26/2005 3:35:21 PM PDT
by
steveo
(Member: Fathers Against Rude Television)
To: Cboldt
sorry. I meant to use his whole name in vain. especially the last name.what a weiner.
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posted on
09/26/2005 3:35:36 PM PDT
by
Rakkasan1
(The faster you finish the fight, the less shot you will get.)
To: Rakkasan1
"the posterior of a fat woman bending over were unmolested"
PHEW
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posted on
09/26/2005 3:36:02 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: Rakkasan1
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posted on
09/26/2005 3:36:09 PM PDT
by
w_over_w
(How can we have global warming and be polarized at the same time?)
To: Ryan Ruck
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posted on
09/26/2005 3:36:48 PM PDT
by
timestax
To: prion
Geez, he lucky he didn't end up with an arrow in his butt...Careful, with a name like Orville Pussywillow, he just might like things in his butt!
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posted on
09/26/2005 3:36:49 PM PDT
by
Erik Latranyi
(9-11 is your Peace Dividend)
To: Rakkasan1
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posted on
09/26/2005 3:38:41 PM PDT
by
rocksblues
(I support the war on terror)
To: Rakkasan1
"My decorative doe, Felicity, had an arrow sticking out of her hind quarter," Orval Pussywillow of Hunter's Park complained yesterday. Scrappleface ???
lol
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posted on
09/26/2005 3:38:47 PM PDT
by
A message
(The Democrat party platform is NOT in the mainstream. It is just foolish.)
To: Rakkasan1
"My decorative doe, Felicity, had an arrow sticking out of her hind quarter," THIS IS A TRAVESTY!
A real bowhunter would have hit the vitals!
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posted on
09/26/2005 3:38:48 PM PDT
by
Erik Latranyi
(9-11 is your Peace Dividend)
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