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A poem for all (I think that you have never got, A poem as lovely as this zot)
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| 09/24/2005
| Creeper, as told to Joyce Killmore-Trolles
Posted on 09/24/2005 11:23:20 AM PDT by creeperdavis
A poem
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To: Monkey Face
I still think we need a square "sail" for the castle. Maybe hang some "sheilds" along the sides. ;-)
1,521
posted on
10/10/2005 1:38:36 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Monkey Face
She has the design eye.
She brought a few things that she has made.
Couple of purses.
Has the design part down with out knowing any of the rules.
When she gets the basics down she will take off.
Sewing has made the difference between survival and sinking for a lot of women.
It is a skill you never regret having.
1,522
posted on
10/10/2005 1:44:02 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(Nagin Cried, People died.)
To: Dead Corpse; NicknamedBob
At the least! Of course, some Vik drinking songs would help...maybe we could decorate one of the bars in traditional Viking array...shields, helmets, Vik boots, drinking horns, furs...
1,523
posted on
10/10/2005 1:56:56 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Do the voices in my head bother you?)
To: TASMANIANRED
The only regrets I have now are that I have two sewing machines, and neither of them work, and I can't find the pattern for my sewing cabinet, even though my brother is willing to make it for me...:o[
1,524
posted on
10/10/2005 1:58:28 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Do the voices in my head bother you?)
To: Monkey Face
At the least! Of course, some Vik drinking songs would help...maybe we could decorate one of the bars in traditional Viking array...shields, helmets, Vik boots, drinking horns, furs... Kitties, bunnies, pancakes, lightning strikes....
1,525
posted on
10/10/2005 2:00:23 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
You can decorate one of the other bars in traditional VK array...when Dead Corpse comes out of the forges, he needs a place to relax!
1,526
posted on
10/10/2005 2:03:17 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Do the voices in my head bother you?)
To: Monkey Face
1,527
posted on
10/10/2005 2:09:10 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Monkey Face
Sounds good. We'll make our own Rainbow Bridge to Vahalla...
1,528
posted on
10/10/2005 2:20:16 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Monkey Face
Is getting them fixed an option?
My sister has a part time sewing business. She does custom embroidery.
1,529
posted on
10/10/2005 2:20:22 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(Nagin Cried, People died.)
To: Dead Corpse; Monkey Face
"I still think we need a square "sail" for the castle." At the moment, I can't see any functionality to a square sail for any purpose. Eventually, once we're in space, we could use a square shaped mirror to supplement our food growing program. It would look like a solar sail, but would not function as one.
In the meantime, I have no objection to someone building a miniature Viking dragonboat, populating it with helmeted capuchin monkeys, and sailing it in the moat.
For a finale, we can see what the plesiosaur makes of it.
1,530
posted on
10/10/2005 2:23:22 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(George asked me for the best poet... I looked and looked ... I couldn't find anyone better than me.)
To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; Dead Corpse
1,531
posted on
10/10/2005 2:37:18 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Or we could make our oars out of some of hte ores we are bringing with us...
1,532
posted on
10/10/2005 2:41:15 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Irish_Thatcherite; Monkey Face; Dead Corpse
"I think we need oars! " I'll let the capuchin monkeys work out their own social arrangements...
1,533
posted on
10/10/2005 2:41:20 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(George asked me for the best poet... I looked and looked ... I couldn't find anyone better than me.)
To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; Dead Corpse; TASMANIANRED
I mean we need oars to row the castle through space. (I can't believe I just said that!)
1,534
posted on
10/10/2005 2:44:13 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: NicknamedBob
"WE ARE NOT YOUR GALLEY SLAVES!!! ROW YOUR OWN DANG BOAT!!!"
1,535
posted on
10/10/2005 2:44:16 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Dead Corpse
CAPUCHIN MONKEYS ARE THE NEW HOMO SAPIENS. HOMO SAPIENS ARE THE NEW NEANDERTHALS. RESISTENCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED.
1,536
posted on
10/10/2005 2:48:23 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
"I mean we need oars to row the castle through space." Archimedes would point out that there is nothing to dip your oar into.
It's unfortunate that I may be the only one who has a clear picture of what this monstrous contraption would look like in space, but trust me, it would not be improved by oars, (or propelled, either!)
1,537
posted on
10/10/2005 2:49:23 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(George asked me for the best poet... I looked and looked ... I couldn't find anyone better than me.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
You really got into that "Planet of the Apes" stuff, didn't you?
1,538
posted on
10/10/2005 2:51:51 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(George asked me for the best poet... I looked and looked ... I couldn't find anyone better than me.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Crap. I was hoping that they woulda mixed up their monkey-English translator program and we'd all get ex-foliated.
1,539
posted on
10/10/2005 2:53:14 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: NicknamedBob
Use a subspace traction field generator and use frame dragging for propulsion.
1,540
posted on
10/10/2005 2:54:06 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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