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A poem for all (I think that you have never got, A poem as lovely as this zot)
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| 09/24/2005
| Creeper, as told to Joyce Killmore-Trolles
Posted on 09/24/2005 11:23:20 AM PDT by creeperdavis
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To: Dead Corpse
Threads max out at 65535. Last post is 65534. I should know, I'm one of two people in FR history, that I am aware of, to get one. 100k is impossible unless they recompile the thread code for 64-bit addressing on a Win 2003 Ad Serv 64-bit Opteron server. Well then go do and come back and tell us when it is done Dead Corpse in a Bunny Suit Man.
To: MNJohnnie
Actually, that isn't me.
This is me...
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posted on
11/04/2005 12:05:58 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Dead Corpse
This is me...
You are a small red x in a small box on my computer screen???
To: MNJohnnie
Works fine for every one else I send it to. You must be special.
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posted on
11/04/2005 12:57:49 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Dead Corpse
Works fine for every one else I send it to. You must be special.
That's what my boss always tells me. Some how it doesn't sound like a compliment when he says it.......
Why you got scope on your M-16? Hell anything less then a Barret you should be able to eyeball......
Just kidding....
To: MNJohnnie
1/4" groups at 100yrds. And it's an AR-15. NO full auto parts. It's my varment gun. 20" 1:9 twist Bull barrel. Stainless. Cryo accurized. Plans include a single stage JP 4lbs trigger, low mass hammer, Ti firing pin, and a better scope.
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posted on
11/04/2005 1:10:38 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: MNJohnnie
I'm also frustrated with things that guys don't do either, but they are probably not the same things you're talking about.
To: Dead Corpse
/4" groups at 100yrds. And it's an AR-15. NO full auto parts. It's my varment gun. 20" 1:9 twist Bull barrel. Stainless. Cryo accurized. Plans include a single stage JP 4lbs trigger, low mass hammer, Ti firing pin, and a better scope
What kind of Varments? Sounds like you are planning on giving them a closed casket funeral.
To: MNJohnnie
P-dogs...
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posted on
11/05/2005 5:45:54 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: NicknamedBob
Two fellas from rural Minnesota walked into a pet shop in Minneapolis. They head to the bird section and Sven says to Ole, "Dat's dem."
The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere," says Sven.
The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Ole and Sven pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Sven's pick-up and drive to the top of the big cliffs by a lake. At the cliffs, Sven looks down at the 100-foot drop and says: "Dis looks like a grand place."
He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Ole watches as Sven falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead. Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Ole shakes his head and says: "Dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me."
BUT WAIT!!!! There's MORE!
PART TWO:
Moments later, Knut arrives up at the cliffs. He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other.
"Hey, Ole. Watch dis," Knut says. He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge of the cliff. Ole watches as half way down, Knut takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Knut continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body.
Ole shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either."
BUT WAIT!!!! There's MORE!
PART THREE:
Ole is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Lars appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag out of which he pulls a chicken. Lars grasps the chicken by the legs holds it over his head and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.
Once more, Ole shakes his head.....
"First der was Sven with his budgie jumping.... den Knut parrotshooting.... and now Lars is hengliding!"
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posted on
11/05/2005 9:27:15 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: creeperdavis; Monkey Face
To: granite
To: granite
Thanks!
Happy New Year to you, as well! It's nice that you thought of me! *smooch*
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posted on
12/31/2006 4:22:39 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Welcome to Moose Manor...)
To: Monkey Face
10,154
posted on
08/01/2007 9:59:31 PM PDT
by
struggle
((The struggle continues))
To: struggle
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posted on
08/02/2007 6:23:40 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Alcohol doesn't solve any problems. But then, neither does chocolate,)
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