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A poem for all (I think that you have never got, A poem as lovely as this zot)
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| 09/24/2005
| Creeper, as told to Joyce Killmore-Trolles
Posted on 09/24/2005 11:23:20 AM PDT by creeperdavis
A poem
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To: fanfan
Thanks. I was wondering if he had been added recently but no one knows why he seems to feel free to ping our list.
1,341
posted on
10/09/2005 1:42:50 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Warning: Not a Romantic or hero worshiper. Attempts to tug at my heartstrings annoy me... and I bite)
To: NicknamedBob
1,342
posted on
10/09/2005 1:44:09 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Warning: Not a Romantic or hero worshiper. Attempts to tug at my heartstrings annoy me... and I bite)
To: NicknamedBob; All
1,343
posted on
10/09/2005 1:47:46 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear; NicknamedBob; sionnsar; King Prout; All
Hiya, kiddies!
I'm not real rested, but I can function for a few hours.
No better place to hang out than here.
Want a beer, Bob?
1,344
posted on
10/09/2005 1:49:06 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Do the voices in my head bother you?)
To: fanfan
1,345
posted on
10/09/2005 1:49:50 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Do the voices in my head bother you?)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Sorry to say ......I've been getting the feeling......
Well, um, let's say, a hair on the back of my neck awareness of things here lately.
Here, and everywhere.
Life has become somewhat surreal.
Probably just me. Go back to what you were doing. Nothing to see here. Move along.
;-)
1,346
posted on
10/09/2005 1:55:28 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Monkey Face
Welcome home!
That beer is for you too!
Or shall I get you some wine?
1,347
posted on
10/09/2005 1:57:10 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan
Who's watching
Tell me who's watching
Who's watching me
I'm just an average man with an average life
I work from 9 to 5, hey hell, I pay the price
All I want is to be left alone, in my average home
But why do I always feel
Like I'm in the Twilight Zone? and...
I always feel like somebody's watching me
And I have no privacy, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Tell me, is it just a dream
When I come home at night
I bang the door real tight
People call me on the phone I'm trying to avoid
Or can the people on TV see me, or am I just paranoid?
When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid to wash my hair
Cause I might open my eyes and find someone standing there!
People say I'm crazy, just a little touch
But maybe showers remind me of "Psycho" too much
That's why...
I always feel like somebody's watching me
And I have no privacy, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Who's playing tricks on me?
Who's watching me
I don't know anymore!
Are the neighbours watching me?
Who's watching
Well is the mailman watching me?
Tell me who's watching
And I don't feel safe anymore, oh what a mess
I wonder who's watching me now
Who?
The IRS?!
I always feel like somebody's watching me
And I have no privacy, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Tell me is it just a dream
I always feel like somebody's watching me
And I have no privacy, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Who's playing tricks on me?
Who's watching me?
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Oooh, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Tell me, can it be?
Who's watching me?
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Who's playing tricks on me?
Who's watching me?
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Can I have my privacy
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Who's playing tricks on me?
1,348
posted on
10/09/2005 1:57:26 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Warning: Not a Romantic or hero worshiper. Attempts to tug at my heartstrings annoy me... and I bite)
To: Monkey Face
{{{{Face}}}}
You're back! How was your trip?
1,349
posted on
10/09/2005 1:58:37 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Warning: Not a Romantic or hero worshiper. Attempts to tug at my heartstrings annoy me... and I bite)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Who's watching me I just can't help you there. :-)
1,350
posted on
10/09/2005 2:00:18 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Thanks for the beer, Fanfan! Very refreshing! Hi 'Face!
Harmless, no one is watching you. Trust me...
You Are Here
You knew that we were watching, didnt you?
Thats why youve always stayed alert.
You probably wonder how we keep you in our view,
Well keep it as our secret. That way you wont get hurt.
Lets say we have our methods, and let it go at that,
Youve been the subject of a study, and we keep tabs on you.
We can always find you at the dropping of a hat,
And youll never need fresh batteries, its powered by your shoe!
Oh, I should not have said that, forget I even did.
I could get in trouble if I talked about our ways.
We go to lots of trouble to keep our operations hid.
Id like to give it up except it really, really pays.
And then theres all the fun of watching nervous folks like you,
Who entertain us royally, by looking round, wide-eyed,
Unaware that we can track the movements of your shoe,
Then giving us more signals every stride.
When you look about you, and a map says, You Are Here!
Thats courtesy of us who watch for fun.
And while youre shopping you may often almost hear,
A little voice that tells you, Not that one!
NicknamedBob . . . . . . . . . . . . March 10, 2005
1,351
posted on
10/09/2005 2:06:15 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(George asked me for the best poet... I looked and looked ... I couldn't find anyone better than me.)
To: fanfan
Actually, the beer is perfect! Icy cold! Thanks!
It's good to be back. I think. ;o]
1,352
posted on
10/09/2005 2:06:21 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Do the voices in my head bother you?)
To: NicknamedBob
Eeeeek!
:grabs laptop and drives under bed:
You'll tell me when it is safe to come out right?
1,353
posted on
10/09/2005 2:08:37 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Warning: Not a Romantic or hero worshiper. Attempts to tug at my heartstrings annoy me... and I bite)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Going was the pits...from the time I left my apartment to the time I got to Las Vegas was 16 hours. However, the drive back was almost exactly eight hours, stops included.
My daughter and son-in-law took me to the MGM to the Rain Forest Cafe, and I had some awesome baby back ribs. I don't usually like ribs unless I do them myself because they either burn my mouth or taste like ketchup.
I really enjoyed the drive back, though I had to fight the wind every mile of the way. I think I picked the windiest day of the years...wonder what my mileage would have been if the wind had been calm...(she ponders)
1,354
posted on
10/09/2005 2:10:56 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Do the voices in my head bother you?)
To: Monkey Face
Was it hot?
Did you have AC?
1,355
posted on
10/09/2005 2:13:07 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Okay, it's safe to come out. They'll never find you now.
1,356
posted on
10/09/2005 2:16:10 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(George asked me for the best poet... I looked and looked ... I couldn't find anyone better than me.)
To: fanfan
I didn't turn the A/C on until I was half-way home, and then I had to put a jacket on...no happy "medium" for me!
But I really enjoyed the drive...too bad gas is so expensive...
1,357
posted on
10/09/2005 2:23:13 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Do the voices in my head bother you?)
To: NicknamedBob
1,358
posted on
10/09/2005 2:23:56 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Do the voices in my head bother you?)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear; tuliptree76
We need to get Tulip's leopard skin slippers...at least then you'll have SOME protection...;o]
1,359
posted on
10/09/2005 2:25:33 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Do the voices in my head bother you?)
To: NicknamedBob
Ack!
:Digs hole under bed. Crawls in. Pulls the hole in after:
They are after my Honeycrisp apples aren't they? The fiends! I slaved all afternoon in the orchard for these apples.
They're mine! My own. My precious apples. My precious.
1,360
posted on
10/09/2005 2:26:46 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Warning: Not a Romantic or hero worshiper. Attempts to tug at my heartstrings annoy me... and I bite)
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