Who's watching
Tell me who's watching
Who's watching me
I'm just an average man with an average life
I work from 9 to 5, hey hell, I pay the price
All I want is to be left alone, in my average home
But why do I always feel
Like I'm in the Twilight Zone? and...
I always feel like somebody's watching me
And I have no privacy, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Tell me, is it just a dream
When I come home at night
I bang the door real tight
People call me on the phone I'm trying to avoid
Or can the people on TV see me, or am I just paranoid?
When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid to wash my hair
Cause I might open my eyes and find someone standing there!
People say I'm crazy, just a little touch
But maybe showers remind me of "Psycho" too much
That's why...
I always feel like somebody's watching me
And I have no privacy, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Who's playing tricks on me?
Who's watching me
I don't know anymore!
Are the neighbours watching me?
Who's watching
Well is the mailman watching me?
Tell me who's watching
And I don't feel safe anymore, oh what a mess
I wonder who's watching me now
Who?
The IRS?!
I always feel like somebody's watching me
And I have no privacy, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Tell me is it just a dream
I always feel like somebody's watching me
And I have no privacy, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Who's playing tricks on me?
Who's watching me?
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Oooh, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Tell me, can it be?
Who's watching me?
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Who's playing tricks on me?
Who's watching me?
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Can I have my privacy
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Who's playing tricks on me?
Thanks for the beer, Fanfan! Very refreshing! Hi 'Face!
Harmless, no one is watching you. Trust me...
You Are Here
You knew that we were watching, didn’t you?
That’s why you’ve always stayed alert.
You probably wonder how we keep you in our view,
We’ll keep it as our secret. That way you won’t get hurt.
Let’s say we have our methods, and let it go at that,
You’ve been the subject of a study, and we keep tabs on you.
We can always find you at the dropping of a hat,
And you’ll never need fresh batteries, it’s powered by your shoe!
Oh, I should not have said that, forget I even did.
I could get in trouble if I talked about our ways.
We go to lots of trouble to keep our operations hid.
I’d like to give it up except it really, really pays.
And then there’s all the fun of watching nervous folks like you,
Who entertain us royally, by looking round, wide-eyed,
Unaware that we can track the movements of your shoe,
Then giving us more signals every stride.
When you look about you, and a map says, “You Are Here!”
That’s courtesy of us who watch for fun.
And while you’re shopping you may often almost hear,
A little voice that tells you, “Not that one!”
NicknamedBob . . . . . . . . . . . . March 10, 2005