“True Christian” troll zotted to kingdom come. No apologies forthcoming.

Bishop Nigel Zotworthy

[ForkedTongueFreepers]

True Christians would not lie to cover up for their criminal negligence and failures leading up to the attacks of the 11th September 2001, which killed thousands of innocents.

True Christians would not ignore other countries human rights abuses, in order to get their support for a so called "war on terror".

True Christians would not lie, and decieve their people into believing that another nation posed a "clear and present danger" in order to initiate an attack on another nation which would kill innocent people.

True Christians would not ignore torture and abuse, and would not attempt to make excuses for the scumbags who carry out that torture and abuse, and those who ordered people to torture and abuse captives.

True Christians would not argue about legal niceties, or their role in helping their own countrymen, women and children following a natural disaster. They would offer their help unconditionally.

True Christians would not deny help for those in need.

True Christians would speak out against those who speak with a forked tongue. When those who claim to be Christians don't act in a Christian manner, then Christian leaders must speak out. Church of England Bishops have called on Christian leaders to speak out and publicly apologise for the Iraq war. It's long past time for true Christians to speak up.

[Sally'sConcerns]

Um, I'm not much on the beer drinking which is actually a good thing since I wouldn't be drinking the last one. I will be a gopher on occasion.

It's that sleeping in part. I like that. Do I have to fill out an application or something?

Let me know.

Sally Bob Jones

[Tennessee_Bob]

What kind of beer do you have? Or, barring that - got any pretzels?

Brother Bob! Another applicant!

[RFEngineer]

The Church of England doesn't represent true Anglicanism, and isn't even really a Christian religion anymore, rather it is a left-wing political-social-environmentalist organization. The latent Christianity of members too stubborn to realize this is the only tie that they maintain, and they are chasing this membership off

So, what were you saying?

[DocRock]

"True Christians would speak out against those who speak with a forked tongue."

You mean like Bill "I did not have sex with that woman" Clinton?

[Sally'sConcerns]

No pretzels but I have lots of the homemade chex mix. Also new, unopened bags of several different types of chips. Oh, and a brand new unopened tub of french onion dip. Of course I can be persuaded (rather easily) to go after bean dip and Frito's.

Living in a small town like I do, the choice in beer is rather limited. I have a couple of the large size Heineken's. If I want the better stuff I have to preorder and wait for it to come in so it's just easier to buy Heineken and suffer in silence.

[StarCMC]

Coincidence?

Not at all -- it's fate!

[NicknamedBob]

The drinking of beer is not a necessary sacrament, which is a good thing, because I have to yield to the realities of my drinking problem.

I keep running out of beer...

Actually, it goes more along these lines...


My Frequent Prayer
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My eyes are stained glass windows,
God’s light shines to my soul.
With every breath I take,
I thank God for my role.

I have a part to play, you see.
With loneliness around.
For every only child I know,
A brother he has found.

There’s music in the world, I hear,
A drumbeat booms within my chest.
I’m mindful that God wrote the score,
With every drummer’s rest.

And flutes there are, and fifes so sweet,
That glide across the day.
The feathered players know the tunes,
And never ask for pay.

My friends go by, they’re off to church,
And pray that I will follow.
But water becomes wine to me,
A sacrament to swallow,

And every crust of bread, to me,
Is sacred to behold,
And every coin that comes to me,
I feel is made of gold.

I’m thankful for each breath I take,
With every word I say,
I just wish folks could understand,
That this is how I pray.



NicknamedBob . . . . . . 18 January 2004

[Translates]

"In 2002, Richard Harries, Anglican Bishop of Oxford, said Christians should pray to “God the Mother” (The Times, Nov. 3, 2002). That same year, retired Bishop Spong proposed a “new Christianity,” which must be able to “incorporate all of our reality. It must be able to allow God and Satan to come together in each of us. ... It must unite Christ with Antichrist, Jesus with Judas, male with female, heterosexual with homosexual” (World, July 8, 2002)."

Rev. Harries has also affixed his imprimatur on cloning human babies for parts.

Wanna see some more cloning? ZOTZOTZOTZOTZOTZOTZOTZOT

[DocRock]

This video reminds me of ForkedTongue...

[beckysueb]

True Christians would not ignore torture and abuse, and would not attempt to make excuses for the scumbags who carry out that torture and abuse, and those who ordered people to torture and abuse captives.

We watched a documentary on the History Channel last night called "The Horrors of Saddam" It was about the horrors Saddam and his sadistic sons visited on the people of Iraq. Now that was torture and abuse! I was so mad I was about to waste my hard gotten DU account to go in there and tell those liberal moonbats to tune in and watch but I figured they didn't want to see the truth. They are having too much fun harboring their fantasies about what a great guy Saddam was.

[beckysueb]

What an idiot!

[SQUID]

Anglicans have some weak Christian brothers. It's one thing to blame other Christians but it's another to ignore the evil that Islam is doing on a daily basis. Is also another thing to ignore the plans that Islam has for all NONMUSLIMS.

You think Islam is going to stop because you pray very very hard? Somebody needs to actually go out there and pull the trigger.

If Muslims were to start bombing and killing here in the US you would be the first to be hiding behind me to defend you.

These people have no clue what Islam is nor do they know Christianity. Idiots.

[Zavien Doombringer]

These people have no clue what Islam is nor do they know Christianity. Idiots.

I agree!

Nor do they know God...

God isn't a "touchy-feely, lovey-dovey" kind of God, though He does show that side. He is a just God and will judge sin where it stands. He loves us all by the virtue of being His creation and by what He does for us. However, he does call believers to not be cowards and stand up and fight for what's right and requires us to possibly lose our earthly existance for that.

Of course we aren't to be careless, but Christians do not have to be doormats, nor are we called to be.

[StarCMC]

ROFLOL!!!! You are too talented.

[Sisku Hanne]

ack !!!!!!!!! what is that unbelieveable tripe??

Church of England in disgrace

[Translates]

What's tripe, that those guys are degenerates and that Rev. Harries wants cloning for parts? It's all true, anyone can see that he's a sick human.

I just cloned my ZOTS for him. Do you have a problem with that?

[Sisku Hanne]

what the degenerates are saying is tripe.

[OSHA]

I am in the Netherlands at the moment but I will return to the UK (West Midlands/Birmingham) tomorrow till Saturday. I will gladly consume any bitter you suggest as your proxy.

[k2blader]

True Christians don't worship politics as their god.

[Tennessee_Bob]

When I was in the USAF, I had the great fortune of working with the Royal Air Force on several occasions. They introduced me to John Smith's Best Bitters, and when they left, I couldn't get it anymore. I've been a broken man since then.