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ZOT!!! I have decided to offer myself as kitten food, because they're hungry.
Yet another troll school dropout.

Posted on 08/27/2005 9:55:13 AM PDT by my country right or wrong

I am so proud of my country for invading Iraq that I want to go fight, too. I can't wait to kill as many Iraqis as possible -- just as any good American would want to do. At the same time, I can help bolster the profits of that fine American company, Haliburton.

If I am really, really lucky, I will be killed there just as any American would be proud to do. The best scenario would be if my death could result in more Republicans bieng installed in government to invade other countries.

I consider myself the luckiest man on earth to have this opportunity.


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To: my country right or wrong
Pull my finger troll.
121 posted on 08/27/2005 3:25:06 PM PDT by DocRock (Osama said, "We love death, the U.S. loves life, that is the main difference between us.")
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To: hiredhand

I am really late to the zotfest but just had my first LOL! Thanks.


122 posted on 08/27/2005 6:37:00 PM PDT by sarasota
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To: hiredhand
Yeah. :-) Me too! Since Pudge disappeared, we haven't had one around either (striped tabby). I need to find another, but Pudge is going to be HARD to replace. :-)

Did Pudge have Polydactyly (extra kitty fingers and toes)? Looks a little like it in the pic.

123 posted on 08/27/2005 7:30:04 PM PDT by Riley (STOP CASTING POROSITY!!)
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To: sarasota
I almost expected the admin mods to GET ME on account of that one. I couldn't resist. Glad you laughed! :-)
124 posted on 08/27/2005 7:30:35 PM PDT by hiredhand (My kitty disappeared. NOT the rifle!)
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To: RoseofTexas

Thanks, now I am going to have nightmares


125 posted on 08/27/2005 7:33:19 PM PDT by JimDingle (Give Dingle a Jingle)
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To: Riley

No. :-) We counted them once, and he had normal paws. :-)


126 posted on 08/27/2005 8:02:09 PM PDT by hiredhand (My kitty disappeared. NOT the rifle!)
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To: my country right or wrong
Hey, didn't you enlist -- during the KKKlinton Administration? I KNEW you looked familiar!


No, you didn't enlist during the KKKlinton administration? Well, in that case....

127 posted on 08/28/2005 2:37:59 AM PDT by Watery Tart (Cindy al-She'ehan shows her true colors....but does she realize Islamofascists would kill her, too?)
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To: hiredhand

Imagine the mods had a good laugh too. Now if I can just remember that line and use it at the appropriate time...


128 posted on 08/28/2005 5:37:58 AM PDT by sarasota
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To: my country right or wrong

I recognize you! You're the monkey spanker I just read about on another thread!


129 posted on 08/28/2005 5:43:24 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (I'm tired of idiots and don't have enough ammo to shoot them all.......Jeez, I hate that thought!)
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To: my country right or wrong
The funny thing is, if ol Zot-Bait here were to actually go to Iraq, fight, and kill the terrorists, he wouldn't be killing Iraqis! He'd be killing Saudis, Syrians, Lebanese, Pakistani, and I have no doubt, Chechins...

Mark

130 posted on 08/28/2005 5:47:19 AM PDT by MarkL (It was a shocking cock-up. The mice were furious!)
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To: Riley
Personally, I come to the Troll / Zot threads mostly for the cat pictures. I have a soft spot for striped tabbies.:-)

Me too. Especially the ones where the cats have guns!

Mark

131 posted on 08/28/2005 5:52:40 AM PDT by MarkL (It was a shocking cock-up. The mice were furious!)
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To: Riley
Personally, I come to the Troll / Zot threads mostly for the cat pictures. I have a soft spot for striped tabbies.:-)

Me too. Especially the ones where the cats have guns! I keep hoping that one will adopt me!

Mark

132 posted on 08/28/2005 5:52:55 AM PDT by MarkL (It was a shocking cock-up. The mice were furious!)
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To: my country right or wrong
Stand right there.... Move a little closer....

ZOT!

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133 posted on 08/28/2005 1:44:23 PM PDT by Thunder90
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To: my country right or wrong
You fooled me!

For a second there I thought you really loved your country.

Then I realized that you're just a Democrat.

134 posted on 08/28/2005 8:19:10 PM PDT by RushCrush (If cats could talk they would lie to you.)
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To: Hildy

Hildy you have my condolences, but look at it this way. It's probably a person you have a pretty good chance of converting to the light side! I know you can do it!


135 posted on 08/28/2005 8:29:29 PM PDT by RushCrush (If cats could talk they would lie to you.)
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