ZOT!!! I have decided to offer myself as kitten food, because they're hungry.

Yet another troll school dropout.

[my country right or wrong]

I am so proud of my country for invading Iraq that I want to go fight, too. I can't wait to kill as many Iraqis as possible -- just as any good American would want to do. At the same time, I can help bolster the profits of that fine American company, Haliburton.

If I am really, really lucky, I will be killed there just as any American would be proud to do. The best scenario would be if my death could result in more Republicans bieng installed in government to invade other countries.

I consider myself the luckiest man on earth to have this opportunity.

[DocRock]

Pull my finger troll.

[sarasota]

I am really late to the zotfest but just had my first LOL! Thanks.

[Riley]

Yeah. :-) Me too! Since Pudge disappeared, we haven't had one around either (striped tabby). I need to find another, but Pudge is going to be HARD to replace. :-)

Did Pudge have Polydactyly (extra kitty fingers and toes)? Looks a little like it in the pic.

[hiredhand]

I almost expected the admin mods to GET ME on account of that one. I couldn't resist. Glad you laughed! :-)

[JimDingle]

Thanks, now I am going to have nightmares

[hiredhand]

No. :-) We counted them once, and he had normal paws. :-)

[Watery Tart]

Hey, didn't you enlist -- during the KKKlinton Administration? I KNEW you looked familiar!

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No, you didn't enlist during the KKKlinton administration? Well, in that case....

[sarasota]

Imagine the mods had a good laugh too. Now if I can just remember that line and use it at the appropriate time...

[Hot Tabasco]

I recognize you! You're the monkey spanker I just read about on another thread!

[MarkL]

The funny thing is, if ol Zot-Bait here were to actually go to Iraq, fight, and kill the terrorists, he wouldn't be killing Iraqis! He'd be killing Saudis, Syrians, Lebanese, Pakistani, and I have no doubt, Chechins...

Mark

[MarkL]

Personally, I come to the Troll / Zot threads mostly for the cat pictures. I have a soft spot for striped tabbies.:-)

Me too. Especially the ones where the cats have guns!

Mark

[MarkL]

Personally, I come to the Troll / Zot threads mostly for the cat pictures. I have a soft spot for striped tabbies.:-)

Me too. Especially the ones where the cats have guns! I keep hoping that one will adopt me!

Mark

[Thunder90]

Stand right there.... Move a little closer....

ZOT!

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[RushCrush]

You fooled me!

For a second there I thought you really loved your country.

Then I realized that you're just a Democrat.

[RushCrush]

Hildy you have my condolences, but look at it this way. It's probably a person you have a pretty good chance of converting to the light side! I know you can do it!