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Evolution Debate creates monster [Flying Spaghetti monster, to be exact]
Lawrence Journal-World ^ | August 24, 2005 | Scott Rothschild

Posted on 08/24/2005 6:51:49 AM PDT by Quick1

Topeka — From Darwin to intelligent design to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

The debate over teaching evolution in Kansas public schools has caught the attention of a cross-country Internet community of satirists.

In the past few weeks, hundreds of followers of the supreme Flying Spaghetti Monster have swamped state education officials with urgent e-mails.

They argue that since the conservative majority of the State Board of Education has blessed classroom science standards at the behest of intelligent design supporters, which criticize evolution, they want the gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster taught.

“I’m sure you realize how important it is that your students are taught this alternate theory,” writes Bobby Henderson, a Corvallis, Ore., resident whose Web site, www.venganza.org, is part FSM tribute and part job search. Karl Gehring/Journal-World Illustration

Karl Gehring/Journal-World Illustration

“It is absolutely imperative that they realize that observable evidence is at the discretion of a Flying Spaghetti Monster,” he wrote to the education board.

Henderson did not return a telephone call for comment. He says in his letter that it is disrespectful to teach about the FSM without wearing “full pirate regalia.”

Board member Bill Wagnon, a Democrat, whose district includes Lawrence, said he has received more than 500 e-mails from supporters of FSM.

“Clearly, these are just supreme satirists. What they are doing is pointing out that there is no more sense to intelligent design than there is to a Flying Spaghetti Monster,” Wagnon said.

Intelligent design posits that some aspects of biology are so complex, they point toward an intelligent creator.

ID proponents helped shepherd a report and hearings that have resulted in science standards that criticize evolution and have put Kansas in the middle of international attention on the subject.

John Calvert, of Lake Quivira, the lawyer who was instrumental in writing the science standards that criticize evolution, said he had seen the FSM e-mails, and was not impressed.

“You can only use that misinformation so long,” Calvert said. Calvert said the science standards do not promote intelligent design, but show that evolution has its critics.

Wagnon and the three other board members who support evolution have written Henderson back, saying they appreciated the comic relief but that they were saddened that the science standards were being changed to criticize evolution.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Philosophy; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Kansas
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To: steve-b
you don't get to introduce a term that makes your claim true by definition

Since the whole point of the experiment is to demonstrate that the complexity is in fact reducible, there is no need to try again.

101 posted on 08/24/2005 9:18:34 AM PDT by wideawake (God bless our brave troops and their Commander in Chief)
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To: stormer

Puleese!

The big enders and little enders fought over eggs. Though I don't agree with their view, I do recognize the importance of the Egg, and their struggle. We're talking about Gnocchics...flour and potatoes. It is strictly a substitute religion. Sure it can taste good for a while, but that's the evil of it. It takes good people away from real noodles.

And it's French.

DK


102 posted on 08/24/2005 9:21:08 AM PDT by Dark Knight
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To: Gumlegs
I know of what I speak. In fact, I'm leaving this evening in order to travel to the land of the Yam-people so I may bring them the truth. With hard work and prayer, they too may be touched by His Noodly Appendage.
103 posted on 08/24/2005 9:21:58 AM PDT by stormer (Get your bachelors, masters, or doctorate now at home in your spare time!)
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To: wideawake
Since the whole point of the experiment is to demonstrate that the complexity is in fact reducible

That can be shown by simply describing simpler subelements, without the need for any experiment.

104 posted on 08/24/2005 9:22:49 AM PDT by steve-b (A desire not to butt into other people's business is eighty percent of all human wisdom)
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To: spunkets
The theory of evolution already falsified your conjecture, before it was announced.

Hardly. Evolution has not been replicated in an experimental setting either before or after ID.

Who then?

Some intelligence which, while unable to create matter ex nihilo, is able to manipulate it subtly enough to create living things.

Like the Demiurge of the Gnostics, for example. Or the Satan of the Albigensian Cathars.

105 posted on 08/24/2005 9:24:05 AM PDT by wideawake (God bless our brave troops and their Commander in Chief)
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To: wideawake
Evolution has not been replicated in an experimental setting

Sorry. Too many experiments on drug-resistance in microorganisms, etc, give the lie to that sound bite.

106 posted on 08/24/2005 9:32:45 AM PDT by steve-b (A desire not to butt into other people's business is eighty percent of all human wisdom)
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To: Dark Knight
Point taken. However, if you view the Gnocchics as a ring species I think you will see that we all have a great deal in common. Of course, given more time, they could diverge to a point where they may be unrecognizable as people of the true faith, but that seems to be an unstoppable pattern. Now after they die and only true believers are allowed to pass through the great strainer in the sky, they will most certainly rue their poor choices.
107 posted on 08/24/2005 9:32:57 AM PDT by stormer (Get your bachelors, masters, or doctorate now at home in your spare time!)
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To: stormer

Our emmisary has already been there, along with many other pastafarians. An upstart from a food fight could hardly compete with Magi bearing sugar, butter and the most precious tiny marshmallows.

And we competed successfully with Popeye. Olive Oyl helped as she was an extra virgin convert to Rotini.

DK


108 posted on 08/24/2005 9:35:48 AM PDT by Dark Knight
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To: wideawake
If their sole remaining strategy is to make bad jokes in lieu of good arguments...

Sounds like the ID folks.

109 posted on 08/24/2005 9:38:29 AM PDT by Junior (Just because the voices in your head tell you to do things doesn't mean you have to listen to them)
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To: stormer

Some say that nonbelievers can convert in the after life. The great collander strains true.

DK


110 posted on 08/24/2005 9:38:37 AM PDT by Dark Knight
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To: steve-b
Too many experiments on drug-resistance in microorganisms, etc, give the lie to that sound bite.

Really? How many of these microorganisms became different species in response to drugs?

111 posted on 08/24/2005 9:39:59 AM PDT by wideawake (God bless our brave troops and their Commander in Chief)
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To: wideawake
"Like the Demiurge of the Gnostics, for example. Or the Satan of the Albigensian Cathars."


Whatever. I promise not to be a philosopher if you promise not to be a scientist.
112 posted on 08/24/2005 9:40:56 AM PDT by stormer (Get your bachelors, masters, or doctorate now at home in your spare time!)
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To: Junior
Sounds like the ID folks.

What, another snarky comment devoid of rational argument?

Keep proving my point.

113 posted on 08/24/2005 9:41:08 AM PDT by wideawake (God bless our brave troops and their Commander in Chief)
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To: wideawake

What is the definition of species for germs?

DK


114 posted on 08/24/2005 9:42:07 AM PDT by Dark Knight
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To: weegee
They are "gaps" in the theory.

Really? Most problems with evolution evaporate when one actually knows the evidence available.

115 posted on 08/24/2005 9:42:39 AM PDT by Junior (Just because the voices in your head tell you to do things doesn't mean you have to listen to them)
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To: Dark Knight
ID is a theory.

Not it isn't. How would it be falsified? What tests could you run on it? What predictions does it make?

116 posted on 08/24/2005 9:44:59 AM PDT by Junior (Just because the voices in your head tell you to do things doesn't mean you have to listen to them)
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To: JerseyHighlander

Shouldn't that guy be a midget?


117 posted on 08/24/2005 9:47:00 AM PDT by Junior (Just because the voices in your head tell you to do things doesn't mean you have to listen to them)
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To: Dark Knight
Well, I think we both know that the remittance of indulgences by the family members of the departed has been shown to be little more than a fraud perpetrated by greedy charlatans. Some may find comfort in this practice, but it is not the True Way.
118 posted on 08/24/2005 9:49:26 AM PDT by stormer (Get your bachelors, masters, or doctorate now at home in your spare time!)
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To: stormer
Whatever. I promise not to be a philosopher if you promise not to be a scientist.

You miss the point.

The insinuation is that the designer which ID postulates is simply identical with the personal God of the ancient Hebrews described in Genesis.

That is simply not so.

The Elohim of Genesis could fit the bill, but another entity which does not share all his attributes (like omniscience, omnipresence, omnipotence, etc.) could also fit the bill.

ID postulates an intelligence or intelligences - not a specific one.

119 posted on 08/24/2005 9:51:35 AM PDT by wideawake (God bless our brave troops and their Commander in Chief)
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To: Dark Knight
I'd love to know. It seems to change whenever an evolution critic tries to nail it down.
120 posted on 08/24/2005 9:53:08 AM PDT by wideawake (God bless our brave troops and their Commander in Chief)
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