[stormer]

I know of what I speak. In fact, I'm leaving this evening in order to travel to the land of the Yam-people so I may bring them the truth. With hard work and prayer, they too may be touched by His Noodly Appendage.

[Dark Knight]

Our emmisary has already been there, along with many other pastafarians. An upstart from a food fight could hardly compete with Magi bearing sugar, butter and the most precious tiny marshmallows.

And we competed successfully with Popeye. Olive Oyl helped as she was an extra virgin convert to Rotini.

DK