Posted on 08/08/2005 10:19:33 PM PDT by doug from upland
When I heard that Jeanine Pirro was going to run for the senate in New York, I was in disbelief. She should not be running for office -- she should be in jail. New Yorkers, it is your state, but please consider the following:
1 - Pirro took campaign funds from Ng Lap Seng, international murder for hire thug and exploiter of young women and girls for prostitution. He made 12 visits to her, gave money to her, had dinner with her, and posed for pictures with her and her husband.
2 - Pirro's husband has sexually assaulted a string of women, and Pirro worked behind the scenes to destroy the women and save her stinking career.
3 - Pirro had 900 private files and kept information on potential enemies.
4 - Pirro hired private investigators to threaten women and other witnesses who could harm her political career.
5 - Pirro used an epithet and slur against a Jewish campaign manager several years ago, then denied that she did it. The person who accused her passed a lie detector test and had two witnesses. A law enforcement official who had worked closely with her acknowledged that the lying witch did use such slurs.
6 - When called before a grand jury, the brilliant Pirro had a memory lapse and had to answer variations of "I don't recall" 50 times.
7 - Pirro had friends at the IRS investigate potential political enemies.
8 - Pirro's lover killed himself in front of her office, and she arranged to have his body dumped in a park.
9 - Pirro failed to declare $1.9 million of in-kind contributions in her last campaign and so far has gotten away with it.
10 - Pirro did an insider trading deal and turned $1000 into almost $100,000.
11 - Pirro does not allow underlings to look her in the eye.
12 - Pirro ran over a policeman who had to get treatment at a hospital. She didn't stop and never apologized.
13 - Pirro, without cause, fired seven employees, sent them away in a cargo van, and tried to set up one for a prison sentence.
14 - Pirro hid records of her legal activity that were under subpoena and pretended that they were magically found a few days after the statute of limitations had run.
15 - During her last campaign, thugs from her campaign spit on an honor guard at the convention. She never commented or apologized.
16 - Pirro illegally took money from Chinese donors.
Let's hope New York voters are not fooled by this dangerous, disingenuous woman who uses women and children as props. All she cares about is her own power.
LOL, you had me going. Number 3 was the tip-off for me.
Good work.
You be brilliant.
(wink, wink) I love your sense of humor ;)
I got it, Doug. Took me a second, but I got it. It reminds me of your classic "WHY TOM DELAY MUST GO" series. Great job.
Here is my suggested commercial that Pirro should use to begin the campaign
ROTFLMAO!!!!
THAT was a GOOD ONE, Doug!
How have you been? We've been fighting this battle here for many years. She cannot make it back to the White House.
Dear doug from upland,
I've been good!
"We've been fighting this battle here for many years. She cannot make it back to the White House."
Absolutely.
However, I don't regard her as being the equivalent threat to win the White House as her... husband. HE was perhaps the most gifted politician of his generation. Evil, but gifted. Probably sold his soul to the devil to be that good.
She, on the other hand, is a hack. Pure and simple.
A tough race against Mrs. Pirro may be enough to knock her out of contention for the nomination. The Dammocraps wanna win, and they won't pick anyone with the stench of loser about him/her.
Should Mrs. Pirro receive strong backing from a united party, Mrs. Clinton will be in very deep water. If she doesn't win with at least 60% of the vote, her odds of getting the '08 nomination fade.
That being said, even if she does get the nomination, I view her as very beatable, so long as the Republicans don't go totally stupid between now and then.
sitetest
LOL!!!!
"Ding dong-the Witch is dead! The Wicked Witch is dead, is dead! Ding dong-The Wicked Witch is Dead!...."
Heh, I wish I could get a chance to sing...if she is defeated, I will dress up in munchkin clothing, sing the first line and post it to FR!!!
SHEESH! You scared me for a moment! Good work!
IOW she is an amature female dog while Hitlary is a professional female dog.
We can always hope someone more "character" oriented takes her out in the primary.
(then again perhaps only someone who is "conected" in NY can take out someone who is "conected" from Ark.)
ahhhhh nuts!
ha ha ha.
I believe that if you'll check, the is a clever lampoon by Doug. I missed that aspect of the post at first also.
Pirro's lover killed himself in front of her office, and she arranged to have his body dumped in a park.
Then it hit me. You're a sly one Mr. DFU. Keep up the good work.
Meow.....
LOL!
Excellent!
What a great tool.
Oh, this is rich! I printed it out and showed it to one of my feminist co-workers. She doesn't keep up with politics as much as she'd like to so I make it a point to provide her with the latest information. I told her that this was the scoop on the new candidate for NY senator and she said she heard something about it.
As she read it I could see the disgust start to register on her face. She said that if this is true, this person is really a monster and shouldn't be running. I then told her the good news and she was dumbfounded. Wish I had a camera.
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