FReeper Canteen~What Makes You Laugh?~July 28, 2005~

July 27, 2005 | bentfeather

[Soaring Feather]

For the freedom you enjoyed yesterday...
Thank the Veterans who served in The United States Armed Forces.

Looking forward to tomorrow's freedom?
Support The United States Armed Forces Today!

Good morning TROOPS!!
What makes you laugh??
Post your funny cartoons, jokes, anything you enjoy!

This one always cracks me up!

You Might Be A Soldier If..

Silly cartoon characters??

What tickles your funny bone??
A good joke, funny cartoons, a practical joker?

Computer humor?

"Why We Love Kids"

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"

2. HONESTY

My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago."

3. OPINIONS

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."

4. KETCHUP

A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang, so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."

5. MORE NUDITY

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

6. POLICE # 1

While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?" "Yes," I answered and continued writing the report. "My mother said if I ever needed help, I should ask the police. Is that right?" "Yes, that's right," I told her. "Well, then," she said as she extended her foot toward me, "would you please tie my shoe?"

7. POLICE # 2

It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. "Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked. "It sure is," I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, "What'd he do?"

8. ELDERLY

While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"

9. DRESS-UP

A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit." "And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning."

10. DEATH

While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased. The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: "Glory be unto the Faaaaaather, and unto the Sonnn, and into the hole he gooooes."

11. SCHOOL

A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk."

12. BIBLE

A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found," the boy called out. "What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear."

bentfeather

[Kathy in Alaska]

Juicy fruit: Charles Frazier loads peaches onto his truck after picking all morning at Jones Orchard near Millington, Tenn.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Sizzling bacon: Back Yard Farms bought fans to avoid a pig roast at the Vanderburgh (Ind.) County Fair, where temperatures are in the 90s with high humidity.

[Soaring Feather]

[AZamericonnie]

Really nice website Zacs Mom! I'm pinging Luv to this page....I think she'll really like it!

Click here!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Pitchfork lift: Chinese farmers toss hay at a farm in Tongxin, China. Worried by declining harvests and a 20-year low in grain reserves, Chinese authorities have ordered an end to farm taxes, boosted subsidies and promised to spend more on irrigation and other infrastructure projects.

Duh!!!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Go, go, go! Tracy Mann, son Jordan, daughter Taylor (left) and family friend Sarah Clark cheer as the space shuttle Discovery emerges from the clouds during liftoff in Cape Canaveral, Fla

[Kathy in Alaska]

Oh dear.....two different entities trying to get their acts together. We will hope for tomorrow, or at the least, next week. Waiting is not fun.

[Kathy in Alaska]

ms feather.....#700 and #800!!

[Kathy in Alaska]

wh!!

Es.....#750!!

[Kathy in Alaska]

U.S. Navy sailors and Marines aboard the amphibious assault ship USS Tarawa man the rails as the ship leaves San Diego to begin a scheduled deployment in support of the global war on terrorism, July 16, 2005. U.S. Navy photo by Petty Officer 3rd Class Timothy F. Sosa

U.S. Marine Corps Sgt. Kim Dewerff, assigned to the 13th Marine Expeditionary Unit, holds his daughter prior to departing San Diego for a western Pacific deployment aboard the amphibious assault ship USS Tarawa, July 16, 2005. U.S. Navy photo by Petty Officer 3rd Class Tony Spiker

[AZamericonnie]

Simon, Keifi, Matty, Kimo and Fatu! Timmy you're an awful good boy to be looking out for your Mom!:)

[StarCMC]

When I grow up I want to be you. LOL!

[StarCMC]

Welcome home, Biglook!

[StarCMC]

I hear ya - it's gorgeous here today too!

[Kathy in Alaska]

More of Rush Limbaugh's Club Gitmo wear around the country.

Gordon at the UAW "Solidarity Center" in New Fallujah, Michigan.

Geoff from Norco, CA, at Wrigley Field, Chicago.

Cameron in Knoxville, TN visiting liberal mom who wouldn't let the G'itmo shirt in the house.

[luvie]

Connie! Thanks for trying--everytime I click on it my computer practically locks up! Waaaaaaaa! But, oh yeahhh, I do love the cowboy!

uhh-huuuuhhhhhhh!

[StarCMC]

Bachman Turner Overdrive - You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet

Blue Oyster Cult - Take Me Away

[AZamericonnie]

if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me....your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife

That's some incentive! lol

[Kathy in Alaska]

More Rush Limbaugh Club Gitmo wear.

Nick & Tomoko, Changdeokgung palace, Korea.

Joe and Kendall in front of Margaritaville -- Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.

John in front of F-16 from the 127th Wing of the Michigan Air National Guard at the Muskegon Air Fair, Muskegon Michigan.

[luvie]

LOL--that last picture! I guess it's time I went to Rush's site and bought me one of those t-shirts! What an idea he had! Who else would have thought of it!