FReeper Canteen~What Makes You Laugh?~July 28, 2005~

July 27, 2005 | bentfeather

[Soaring Feather]

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Good morning TROOPS!!
What makes you laugh??
Post your funny cartoons, jokes, anything you enjoy!

This one always cracks me up!

You Might Be A Soldier If..

Silly cartoon characters??

What tickles your funny bone??
A good joke, funny cartoons, a practical joker?

Computer humor?

"Why We Love Kids"

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"

2. HONESTY

My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago."

3. OPINIONS

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."

4. KETCHUP

A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang, so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."

5. MORE NUDITY

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

6. POLICE # 1

While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?" "Yes," I answered and continued writing the report. "My mother said if I ever needed help, I should ask the police. Is that right?" "Yes, that's right," I told her. "Well, then," she said as she extended her foot toward me, "would you please tie my shoe?"

7. POLICE # 2

It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. "Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked. "It sure is," I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, "What'd he do?"

8. ELDERLY

While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"

9. DRESS-UP

A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit." "And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning."

10. DEATH

While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased. The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: "Glory be unto the Faaaaaather, and unto the Sonnn, and into the hole he gooooes."

11. SCHOOL

A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk."

12. BIBLE

A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found," the boy called out. "What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear."

bentfeather

[GodBlessUSA]

Absolutely! That's hysterical. He has a sense of humor. Too bad there always those who do not know a good joke when they see one.

[Army Air Corps]

Thanks! I am not alone.

[Army Air Corps]

Don't forget Car 54 Where Are You?

Who remebers SWAT and Adam 12?

[luvie]

Why, thank you, sweetie! I enjoyed doing it. Yours is beautiful, too, and isn't it funny we picked similar star backgrounds! Great minds.......... :o)

Is it cooling down up there some since the rain started?

I can't believe you are still up! LOL!

[I'm ALL Right!]

Last night my 4 year old daughter was singing "the Stinky Stinky Spider went up the water spout...." I asked why the spider was stinky. She said it's because it has so many armpits.

I LAUGHED FOR AN HOUR!

[NYTexan]

While I'm not holding my breath, Chance & I welcome ya whenever ya get around to it!

Are you not tempted yet?

How about dinner here?:

[SandRat]

Matthew 19:14 - but Jesus said, "Let the children come to me, and do not hinder them; for to such belongs the kingdom of heaven."

Mark 10:14 - But when Jesus saw it he was indignant, and said to them, "Let the children come to me, do not hinder them; for to such belongs the kingdom of God.

Luke 18:16 - But Jesus called them to him, saying, "Let the children come to me, and do not hinder them; for to such belongs the kingdom of God.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Abn.........so glad to see you. I pray every day when we post/see pictures that loved ones will see loved ones. But this is something different...one of our protectors recognizing another of our protectors. Thank you for your part in helping the Iraqis learn about this freedom thing. Thank you for your service to America.

Jimmy Buffett ~ Margaritaville

[Smartass]

[GodBlessUSA]

Well, I don't know. We will see tomorrow if it's cooler tomorrow. I kept the ac. Don't want to take any chances. I don't trust those weather guys. LOL!:) I have a few more minutes left. I wish I could be here at night more often.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Thanks, SandRat, for today's verses.

[MS.BEHAVIN]

58 calls!!
Poor Tas!
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You'll need a bourbon and water after work for sure!
Ms.B

[GodBlessUSA]

Beautiful! Thanks

[SevenofNine]

I DO Adam 12 and SWAT

You know what you know who founded origical concept former LA police chief who was second in comand of Ed Parker of infamous Parker center in LA DARRYLLL Gates

[luvie]

Oh, SandRat! Those are magnificent. Thank you for sharing them and the scriptures. My heart is full......

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good night, ms feather, and sleep well. Thanks for Themeless Thursday.

[luvie]

Wish you could too! But then the morning crew would be sending a search party out to find out why you weren't there early in the morning! LOL!

[Army Air Corps]

Yep, I did know that piece of trivia. The Dragnet TV series had the additional "coolness factor" of showing LA in the 1960s.

[NYTexan]

Left handed can opener? LMAO! I have a left handed hammer! Really!!!

Next time I do a bulk recipie, I'll post some pics!

(Freepmail coming shortly)

[SevenofNine]

Compare now it seem campy to me I dont know why

Maybe little LA Gangstra in me
Well UK Times is reporting that Tony Blair want be on his wife good side after she critize the govt on their handling of terror in London Report is he support his wife Cherie views

OH OKAY