FReeper Canteen~What Makes You Laugh?~July 28, 2005~

July 27, 2005 | bentfeather

[Soaring Feather]

For the freedom you enjoyed yesterday...
Thank the Veterans who served in The United States Armed Forces.

Looking forward to tomorrow's freedom?
Support The United States Armed Forces Today!

Good morning TROOPS!!
What makes you laugh??
Post your funny cartoons, jokes, anything you enjoy!

This one always cracks me up!

You Might Be A Soldier If..

Silly cartoon characters??

What tickles your funny bone??
A good joke, funny cartoons, a practical joker?

Computer humor?

"Why We Love Kids"

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"

2. HONESTY

My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago."

3. OPINIONS

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."

4. KETCHUP

A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang, so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."

5. MORE NUDITY

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

6. POLICE # 1

While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?" "Yes," I answered and continued writing the report. "My mother said if I ever needed help, I should ask the police. Is that right?" "Yes, that's right," I told her. "Well, then," she said as she extended her foot toward me, "would you please tie my shoe?"

7. POLICE # 2

It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. "Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked. "It sure is," I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, "What'd he do?"

8. ELDERLY

While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"

9. DRESS-UP

A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit." "And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning."

10. DEATH

While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased. The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: "Glory be unto the Faaaaaather, and unto the Sonnn, and into the hole he gooooes."

11. SCHOOL

A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk."

12. BIBLE

A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found," the boy called out. "What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear."

bentfeather

[SevenofNine]

Well report off SKY news Scotland Yard is invetigate anarchsit group who plan throw firework on stage when Pink Floyd perform at Live 8 concert

Also another report off Kydto news wire I Think Chia Pet Kim Jong 11 is roaney he want Condi Rice to visit NK
and another report off Kydto news wire reporting that Condi going meet in the District Japanese FM

[Army Air Corps]

I still remember those indies in the Big H: Channels 20, 26, and 39. These channels also showed anime and other Japanese shows/movies! Channel 39 was famous for its Godzilla marathons.

For San Antonio, the indies were: Channels 35 and 29.

[luvie]

Good grief! How in the world do you keep going for 13 1/2 hours!!! Thank goodness it had AC.

Oh, we didn't even need AC today, I just opened all the doors and windows. We had a cold front AND rain! Woo-hoo!

Do you have to work that long tomorrow, too? How many donors did you have today?

You need a ((((((((((hug))))))))))

[Kathy in Alaska]

Hmmmmmm......Mr Vagrant needs help.

[getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL]

[MS.BEHAVIN]

We're both fine..
Mr.B has retired for the evening..
I won't be too far behind, I'm thinkin'!
Let me know if you find that recipe!
Ms.B

[Army Air Corps]

You said it! I have the first full season of Green Acres on DVD and am about to get the second full season.

I am waiting for Get Smart to be released on DVD.

[Soaring Feather]

Who says I'm stressed??

[TAquinas]

"What Makes You Laugh?~"

Silly jokes.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Thanks, lauren, for America the Beautiful.

[SevenofNine]

OH MAN here in SO CAL we used get Godzilla on Saturday morning into afternoon like matrhon for them
Then one channel would have Martial arts movies

In summer months here in SO Cal back in mid 1970s there was one talk show that Mr Marlo Thomas YOU KNOW DONAHUE but I wasn't allow I used watch
Twilight Zone
Star Trek
OLD MOvie

That was these classic lineup back in 1970s I used rush home after summer school when I had go to summer school

Watch that programming LOL!

[luvie]

Well-----HI!!!!

How was your day today? Did you get some relief from the heat--or do I need to blow some of MY cool air up to you?

You stirrin' the pot tonight? You just love parties, don'cha! Me, too!

[GodBlessUSA]

I thought, I would hear better news. I'm so sorry MS. B!

I once had a cat, when I was young, who was gone for weeks and then return. Kitty came in the house as if he was never gone. We never knew where he was all that time. There's still a chance Oshota may return. HUGS!

[MS.BEHAVIN]

WE had 109 present today..
A two hour trip one way...
Drove home in heavy rain and thunder..
Return trip took 2 1/2 hours..
Me eyes are all googly!
LOL
Ms.B

[Soaring Feather]

Hello and Welcome to the Canteen.


Silly jokes?? We got'em.

[Army Air Corps]

*CHORTLE*

[GodBlessUSA]

LOL! I could use a message. :)

I'm

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good evening, writer......may I get you a complaint form? d:o)

[GodBlessUSA]

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[GodBlessUSA]

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