FReeper Canteen~What Makes You Laugh?~July 28, 2005~

July 27, 2005 | bentfeather

[Soaring Feather]

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Good morning TROOPS!!
What makes you laugh??
Post your funny cartoons, jokes, anything you enjoy!

This one always cracks me up!

You Might Be A Soldier If..

Silly cartoon characters??

What tickles your funny bone??
A good joke, funny cartoons, a practical joker?

Computer humor?

"Why We Love Kids"

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"

2. HONESTY

My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago."

3. OPINIONS

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."

4. KETCHUP

A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang, so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."

5. MORE NUDITY

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

6. POLICE # 1

While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?" "Yes," I answered and continued writing the report. "My mother said if I ever needed help, I should ask the police. Is that right?" "Yes, that's right," I told her. "Well, then," she said as she extended her foot toward me, "would you please tie my shoe?"

7. POLICE # 2

It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. "Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked. "It sure is," I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, "What'd he do?"

8. ELDERLY

While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"

9. DRESS-UP

A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit." "And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning."

10. DEATH

While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased. The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: "Glory be unto the Faaaaaather, and unto the Sonnn, and into the hole he gooooes."

11. SCHOOL

A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk."

12. BIBLE

A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found," the boy called out. "What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear."

bentfeather

[luvie]

Hi, there! How've ya been?

I liked that movie, too. Except I found myself trying not to step on cracks after watching it. I love "Monk", too!

[Army Air Corps]

Amazingly, that POS runs! I have heard about "impulse buys", but that is just funny. I am thinking of submitting the photo to Blue Collar TV.

[AZamericonnie]

{{{{{{{{{{{{Ms. B~}}}}}}}}}}}

[luvie]

MS.B!!!!!!

How are you tonight?

Did ya have to work today? How did it go?

[NYTexan]

Don't kid yerself gal, yer pretty special 'round here!

So...where did ya'll venture out to dinner at?

Unless of course, ya ventured into the danger zone!

[luvie]

I'll bet they are so cute. I love kittens, too. They do the funniest things while playing together. Give her a scratch behind the ear for me--if you can catch her!

[Soaring Feather]

Hi Ms. B. How you doing?

[laurenmarlowe]

We just HAD to be watching the same channel, LOL!! Childhood was spent split between here and Houston.

Such great times, and I could sit and watch them all again tomorrow and the next day and the next day if I could!

[Soaring Feather]

LOL, I know. They probably named it Chariot.

[MS.BEHAVIN]

Good, but loooooooong..
A 13 1/2 hour day...
But hey, this one was air condtioned, at least!
Not sure how long I;m gonna last tonight.....
{{{{{{{{{{Hugs}}}}}}}}}
Ms.B

[WestVirginiaRebel]

That's what's so cool about living in this day and age, because you can now get these, along with other shows that you might not have seen in a long time, on DVD. God Bless technology!

[GOPJ]

Thanks for the ping.

[MS.BEHAVIN]

Did ja get/see that recipe I posted for you last night?
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Hugs}}}}}}}}}}}
Ms.B

[laurenmarlowe]

Hello there NYTexan!! It's good to see you!

[luvie]

See why I like you around? You always make me feel good and make me blush! LOL! (((hugs)))

We went to Wattsburger for lunch and split one of their great big ole burgers with everything on it....and some fries.

We were so full we didn't go anywhere for dinner--and the danger zone amounted to opening a can of Wolf brand chili--the best chili in the world! Ate it with crackers and a lime diet coke (of course) Nearly worked my fingers to the bone--opening that can....

Did you read that we have cool (67*) weather and it rained all night!

[GodBlessUSA]

Hi Ms.B!
How are you? Did your cat come home?
(((HUGS)))

[AZamericonnie]

OH honey how did I miss that! I'm gonna have to root around. Hope you & Mr B~ are well tonight. Looks like you had one heck of a day!

[NYTexan]

Hi Lauren!
Hi Star!
Hi LUV!

Star, been workin on yer other half ta throw a freeper party? LOL

[MS.BEHAVIN]

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{GBU}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
I'm okay, just tired...
No, Oshota has not come home..
I fear the worst...
Ms.B

[AZamericonnie]

Gracie!!!! You're still up? Good to see you lady!