FReeper Canteen~What Makes You Laugh?~July 28, 2005~

July 27, 2005 | bentfeather

[Soaring Feather]

For the freedom you enjoyed yesterday...
Thank the Veterans who served in The United States Armed Forces.

Looking forward to tomorrow's freedom?
Support The United States Armed Forces Today!

Good morning TROOPS!!
What makes you laugh??
Post your funny cartoons, jokes, anything you enjoy!

This one always cracks me up!

You Might Be A Soldier If..

Silly cartoon characters??

What tickles your funny bone??
A good joke, funny cartoons, a practical joker?

Computer humor?

"Why We Love Kids"

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"

2. HONESTY

My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago."

3. OPINIONS

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."

4. KETCHUP

A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang, so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."

5. MORE NUDITY

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

6. POLICE # 1

While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?" "Yes," I answered and continued writing the report. "My mother said if I ever needed help, I should ask the police. Is that right?" "Yes, that's right," I told her. "Well, then," she said as she extended her foot toward me, "would you please tie my shoe?"

7. POLICE # 2

It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. "Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked. "It sure is," I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, "What'd he do?"

8. ELDERLY

While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"

9. DRESS-UP

A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit." "And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning."

10. DEATH

While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased. The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: "Glory be unto the Faaaaaather, and unto the Sonnn, and into the hole he gooooes."

11. SCHOOL

A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk."

12. BIBLE

A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found," the boy called out. "What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear."

bentfeather

[Army Air Corps]

Dr. Who, Blake's 7, and the Tomorrow People are the stuff of hours of good TV. The William Hartnell years of Dr. Who are now available on DVD! William Harnell was the original Doctor ans started in B&W.

The Young Ones are bloody funny.

[Army Air Corps]

I'll have to include a pic!

[WestVirginiaRebel]

Streak, Forrest! Streak!

From Fox News's "Out There": LITTLEVILLE, Ala.-A 26-year-old vagrant was charged with indecent exposure after police found him standing naked in a cornfield chewing on a cob near a country club.

"He said he wanted to see the house where Forrest Gump lived," said Police Chief William Nale.

Gump is the fictional character in a novel by Alabama author Winston Groom that became a hit movie.

The Littleville police chief declined to release the man's name Tuesday, but said his family lives in Michigan and he had been in a California institution earlier this year. After his arrest, the man was taken for a mental evaluation.

He was spotted Monday morning near Twin Pines Country Club.

"He was standing in a cornfield, picking the corn and eating it raw," Nale said. "He didn't have anything on, not even his shoes. He was as naked as the day he was born."

Authorities said the man was taken into custody without any trouble.

"I asked him where he clothes were and he said he got hot [Sunday night], and took them off and laid them on the railroad tracks and then couldn't remember where they were," Nale said.

The suspect told authorities that he was a homeless drifter following the railroad tracks to South Alabama, where he thought he would find the Gump home.

[Soaring Feather]

Yupper sure should.

[GodBlessUSA]

Beautiful LUV!

[Army Air Corps]

Here is the beautiful car:

[GodBlessUSA]

Hi Bentfeather!
Great thread :) Thank You!

[luvie]

HEY TEX!!!
....now I just saw him around here not more than a few hours ago. Hmmmmmmmm

[laurenmarlowe]

All the shows you named are just the best!!

Independent channel here showed Stooges at the same time, may have been the same outlet??

Cable TV at one time a few years ago was showing them at dinner time. Laughed all the way through dessert, LOL!

[SevenofNine]

Yeah I watch TNG Deep Space nine rocks what I understand I think Voyager come to SPIKE TV pretty soon not sure when

Going back to YOUNG ONE I love Vivien there was punk rocker in my high school just like him LOL!

[Soaring Feather]

ROTFLOL!!!!!! Oh man, what a wreck! I have seen cars like that around here. LOL

[Smartass]

Howdy Potlatch...Thanks.

Wouldn't be a bad idea to give all liberals some
patriotism and religion. Would do all of them some good.

[luvie]

Thanks, Lauren! Love those guys, God bless them.

Did ya have a good day today? Has it cooled down there in your corner of the state? It never got over 67 here--and it rained!!!!!!

How is Little LUV? Is she still living at your house?

[NYTexan]

You Lookin' fer ME?

You make me laugh!

[Soaring Feather]

Thanks GBU.

[MS.BEHAVIN]

Thanks for todays thread Ms. Feather!
Hugs!
Good evening Canteeners and Troops!
How's everybody tonight?
I'm in for abit..
Hugs alla round!
Ms.B

[luvie]

Yeah! I sure am!

Glad I'm good for something around here! :o)

[Army Air Corps]

I really love classic TV beacuse when i was a wee lad in Houston, there were three indy stations and they aired nothing but classic TV shows ranging from Start Trek to Wild Wild West to Laugh In to Andy Griffith and much more.

The Munster's and the Addams Family also give me a good chuckle. Get Smart is just genius.

[WestVirginiaRebel]

What wreck? Heck, in some parts of my state that would be somebody's limo!

[laurenmarlowe]

LOL, I gotta laugh about Little LUV and her brother still here. They are a constant source of entertainment and laughs. She still won't sit still long enough for a picture, but she is a really sweet kitten!

We had a morning and afternoon of good showers, and never got above 80 degrees, WOO HOO!! Glad you got some rain and it cooled off a bit for ya!