FReeper Canteen~What Makes You Laugh?~July 28, 2005~

July 27, 2005 | bentfeather

[Soaring Feather]

For the freedom you enjoyed yesterday...
Thank the Veterans who served in The United States Armed Forces.

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Good morning TROOPS!!
What makes you laugh??
Post your funny cartoons, jokes, anything you enjoy!

This one always cracks me up!

You Might Be A Soldier If..

Silly cartoon characters??

What tickles your funny bone??
A good joke, funny cartoons, a practical joker?

Computer humor?

"Why We Love Kids"

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"

2. HONESTY

My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago."

3. OPINIONS

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."

4. KETCHUP

A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang, so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."

5. MORE NUDITY

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

6. POLICE # 1

While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?" "Yes," I answered and continued writing the report. "My mother said if I ever needed help, I should ask the police. Is that right?" "Yes, that's right," I told her. "Well, then," she said as she extended her foot toward me, "would you please tie my shoe?"

7. POLICE # 2

It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. "Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked. "It sure is," I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, "What'd he do?"

8. ELDERLY

While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"

9. DRESS-UP

A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit." "And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning."

10. DEATH

While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased. The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: "Glory be unto the Faaaaaather, and unto the Sonnn, and into the hole he gooooes."

11. SCHOOL

A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk."

12. BIBLE

A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found," the boy called out. "What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear."

bentfeather

[Army Air Corps]

A colleague of mine got hammered with some old frat buddies this summer and bought a 1982 Mercury Cougar that they saw in a Thriifty Nickel ad; the car cost a whopping $150.

They tried to drive it, but the hood popped up when they reach 40mph. My colleague had to stick his head out of the passenger window to guide the driver to a parking lot so that they could stop and examine the hood latch.

[Soaring Feather]

mine!!!!

[tomkow6]

me

[tomkow6]

BRATTMa!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Duty ~ Honor ~ Country

Click above to visit "A Day in the Life of President Bush"

[Soaring Feather]

Stumble, trip fall!!!


Ma. #100

[Texas Songwriter]

Cynicism

[Army Air Corps]

Spike TV airs a full hour of Stooges (two episodes) every morning. G-d bless Spike TV.

[SevenofNine]

That is true story about Rick James and Prince first of all turn out that Prince did beat Charley Murphey at basketball

I got both Season 1 and 2 on DVD of Chappelle show rumor is that maybe Chapelle would come back probably early 2006 there some rumor that maybe limisted show probalem was Chappllee want push enveolope Comedy Central said no he got tick off on that

[Soaring Feather]

Hi TS, good to see you.

And I must agree with you. (Cynicism) can be funny.

[Soaring Feather]

....hehehehehehehehe.....you missed.

[AZamericonnie]

I did not start trouble & I will not be traded for a puppie or a deep dish pizza...not even a deluxe one! So don't even try!:)

[Army Air Corps]

Their dry and slapstick humour is grand. "Are You Being Served?" remains one of my favourites. "'Allo, 'Allo" is just damned funny.

[Texas Songwriter]

Jerry Seinfeld, Crammer, George

[BIGLOOK]

Mothers!

And the Cubs better suck it up against SF tomorrow; I just spent a couple weeks in Cub territory....everyone was watching NASCAR.

[SevenofNine]

Yeah I notice before they do Star Trek Deep space nine and TNG I hearing they going add Voyager pretty soon my mom doesn't know who is Seven of Nine shocker shocker LOL!

[laurenmarlowe]

Started many a day on Three Stooges, LOL!!

It's good to know they still air, that's cool!

[Texas Songwriter]

Also, the movie "As Good As It Gets"

[Soaring Feather]

LOL

I know a guy who bought an old MG. Same thing happened, but he was going a lot faster and had a heck of a time getting the car over to the side of the road. I was with em. GADS!

[SevenofNine]

How about Absoulty Fablous SWEETIE DARHLING LOL!

Or Young ones on BBC America

Black Adder

Rack BBC America and rack PBS

You know what I used watch back in late 1970s and early 1980s DR WHO and Tommorow People on PBS LOL!