Trolls hate Zots?

23rd July 2005 | Steven1198

[steven1198]

Funny thing came to my mind just recently, With all of those stories on Free Republic on how the world hates us and all that? I wonder if someday the world will gang up on the U.S.

A old quote I remember my pricipal saying when I was in school was "Whatever bad things you do, Will come back to you harder" and it seems after couple of centuries of bringing hatred, segregation and so on to the world. The world may have had enough, The French hate us, The Muslims, The Chinese, The Russians, Part of South Asia, Cuba, Venuezuela, Actually the entire Africa and lets not forget our so called friends in Canada who bring hatred to us when we are not looking.

Pratically the Entire world and it's a matter of time before they get us. I mean if someone on the other side of the world brought hate to us, $cr3w them f***a, But our own neighbors, If we continue like this well probably have no allies left. Canada for one is a critical allie since they are the backdoor to america. Mexico, All they bring is aliens to our wonderful country.

But anyhow I'll leave you see what you think about this, Of course I know we have 26,000 Nukes, But still 5 Billion versus 300 Million, Each american would have to kill 17 people, And since a vast majority of Americans is unable to fight 34 person each.

What do you think people?

[humblegunner]

A old quote I remember my pricipal saying when I was in school was "Whatever bad things you do, Will come back to you harder"

I hope you have some lube handy.

And an elementary school teacher to touch up your writing.

[PA Engineer]

A old quote I remember my pricipal saying when I was in school was "Whatever bad things you do, Will come back to you harder" and it seems after couple of centuries of bringing hatred, segregation and so on to the world.

Sounds like you dropped out of school in first grade. My advice would be to hire a tutor, quit smoking dope and take the GED.

Afterward you could get a job and move out of your poor parent's basement.

[Buck W.]

Your prose betrays all the ominous signs of erudition.

Aside: How does one respond to Post #1 when it's been removed?

[Swiss]

You've obviously never heard of cobalt thorium G.

Cobalt thorium G has a radioactive halflife of ninety three years. If you take, say, fifty H-bombs in the hundred megaton range and jacket them with cobalt thorium G, when they are exploded they will produce a doomsday shroud. A lethal cloud of radioactivity which will encircle the earth for ninety three years!

At the bottom of our deepest mineshaft we would be safe from the radiation.

It would not be difficult mein Fuhrer! Nuclear reactors could, heh... I'm sorry. Mr. President. Nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely. Greenhouses could maintain plantlife. Animals could be bred and slaughtered. A quick survey would have to be made of all the available mine sites in the country. But I would guess... that ah, dwelling space for several hundred thousands of our people could easily be provided.

Of course it would be absolutely vital that our top government and military men be included to foster and impart the required principles of leadership and tradition.

Naturally, they would breed prodigiously, eh? There would be much time, and little to do. But ah with the proper breeding techniques and a ratio of say, ten females to each male, I would guess that they could then work their way back to the present gross national product within say, twenty years.

But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.

[KayEyeDoubleDee]

after couple of centuries of bringing hatred, segregation and so on to the world.

I keep forgetting how we invented segregation, hatred, and so on.

[E Rocc]

I'd say we have a

-Eric

[Darksheare]

Well, just think, whatever bad you did just came back to you...

[Mr. Keys]

So, for a few centuries we've brought hatred, segregation and so on to the world, huh ?? SPECIFY !!! So We gave the world the Nazis, Commies, Islamonazis, European colonization of Africa, Asia, S. America, etc. Oh, and we turned our backs when the rest of the world was in trouble time after time? ETC, ETC, ETC !!! Has any country done more for the world and been hated like this? Look around the world. Maybe we're not the problem.

[al baby]

Trolling ?

[E Rocc]

Aside: How does one respond to Post #1 when it's been removed?

Beats having the post pulled, at least the felines get to eat.

-Eric

[Rocko]

I love that movie.

[MARKUSPRIME]

Well slavery existed before we were even a nation, and the Europeans were using them long before the new world.

[King Prout]

steven1198,

I think you are in dire need of Remedial English Composition, Remedial Basic Logic, and Remedial Craniorectal Disinsertion.

[softwarecreator]

wow ... good question.  It's kinda like those philosophical type things ... too heavy to think about on a Saturday.

[jwh_Denver]

Another service by Free Republic - author banned or suspended for writing such crap.

[tomahawk]

Please pardon my ignorance, as I should know what this means by now, but what does "ZOT" mean? Thanks.

[King Prout]

one cheats, by replying to #2, but substituting the cut'n'pasted UserID of the thread's originator in the "to" line

[Rocko]

Troll located, stepped on, and made fun of.

[King Prout]

I love it when folks ask that question...

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ON THE NATURE OF ZOT!

"What actually happens when a zot happens?"

Are you sure you wanna know?

Ok. The rest of you, I thought you might find this amusing. Here y'go:

The first thing that happens is that the troll's daddy and its other daddy feel that "special way" about each other.

Then, about nine months later, the stork does a flyby of the expectant parents - but not just any stork, no... this is a SPECIAL stork. A leprous, blighted, tattered, pus-dripping noxious braindead zombie stork, bearing its bundle of oozing misery - the gurgling drooling idiotic leftist democratic meatpuppet we know as the "troll".

Then, some decades later, when the troll matures (should I say, instead, "ripens"?) to the mental age of three, some benevolent but misguided soul shows it how to operate a net-linked computer when the circus freakshow keeper is not paying attention.

In a virtual case of water (though "water" is not precicely the fluid I mean) seeking its own level, the troll automatically finds its bumbling way to that hot-spot of all drooling retards, democrappicundergrown.compostheap.

The troll is so delighted to at long last be among wits of its own base level that it dissolves in a feculent bubbling mass of outgassing putrescence. When it re-coalesces in its new blighted environs, it takes the form and function best suited to the Elite Masters of its race - the mindless slobbering sightless clammy-fisted eunuch known publicly by many names (Deaniac being one, Clintoonista another, and a more recent species called a JKoff) but known privately to their owners as "useful idiots."

These useful idiots are spewn forth like the gibbering overflow of a well-used and fermented satanic port-o-let, to contaminate, stain, and stink up the more wholesome and cleanly realms of the internet, so that the great old ones - Cthulhu, Nyarlathotep, and the Unmentionable One (Teddy Kennedy) among them - can spread their glandered dominion ever farther.

Such purulent squamous masses soon or late wash up upon our shores.

They invariably burble their flatulent war cries.

This sudden gust of methane and stinks of less describable nature rouse the denizens of this fair land to wrath and vengeance.

Cruel and merciless warriors known as the Viking Kitties descend upon the hapless blob of noisome jelly, gashing it with barbs of wit and pith.

Such martial valor alerts the Almighty Mods of this land.

Jove thunders.

Lighning strikes! (ZOT!)

Methane emanations ignite!

And they detonate, flashing into an expanding pink mist of DUh.

There you have it, then. The short (and postable) version.

[MS.BEHAVIN]

Since stupidity is not a crime, you are free to go..

BEGONE!