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THE TIME IS COME TO ZOT!
7/1/05

Posted on 07/01/2005 7:08:50 AM PDT by reuben barruchstein

Edited on 07/01/2005 7:19:27 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

THE TIME HAS COME TO RISE UP MY ILLEGITIMATE BROTHERS AND SISTERS! TIME TO RISE UP AGAINST THE TIDE OF EDUCATION, INTELLIGENCE, FREEDOM, DECENCY, GOD-FEARING CHRISTIANS, REVERENT PERSONS OF ALL PERSUASIONS AND UNBORN CHILDREN! WE MUST RALLY AROUND MICHAEL MOORE (and really, this will require lots and lots of us to make it ALL the way around him) AND URGE HIM TO PRESS HIS MASSIVE GIRTH AGAINST THE WALLS OF THE PENTAGON!

WE MUST LEARN TO SPELL, TO FEED OURSELVES, CHANGE OUR OWN DIAPERS, SPELL HIPPOCRASY!! WE MUST SCREAM, SHRIEK, WAIL, BEAT OUR CHESTS AND TYPE IN ALL CAPS, SINCE WE HAVE NO DISCERNABLE MESSAGE!

WE MUST VICIOUSLY AND SAVAGELY ATTACK OUR YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN WHO PROTECT OUR FREEDOM, OBSTRUCT THEIR EFFORTS EVERY STEP OF THE WAY AND THEN TURN AROUND AND BLAME THEM EVERY TIME WE'RE ATTACKED OR THEY CANNOT MEET RECRUITING GOALS!!!!

WE MUST END THE SEPERATION OF CHURCH AND STATE AND END THE LIBERATION OF WOMEN! Mod note: This one was so incredibly idiotic I had to leave it in here. Ask some Kuwaiti, Iraqi or Afghan women if we're ending liberation. WE MUST RETURN THEM TO THEIR PLACE IN THE KITCHEN AND BEAT THEM WHEN THEY DISOBEY! THE WORD OF GOD IS CLEAR! WOMEN MUST EITHER BE WIVES OR PROSTITUTES! GET YOUR BISCUTS IN THE OVEN AND YOUR BUNS IN THE BED!!

THE TROLL EMPIRE WILL RISE UP!!

SATAN ZOT AMERICA!!!!



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
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To: reuben barruchstein

41 posted on 07/01/2005 8:42:26 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (The theory of evolution is the great cosmogenic myth of the twentieth century - Michael Denton)
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To: reuben barruchstein

There's a bit of cheese wedged into your keyboard. It's making the shift key stick.


42 posted on 07/01/2005 8:43:18 AM PDT by Redcloak (We'll raise up our glasses against evil forces singin' "whiskey for my men and beer for my horses!")
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To: reuben barruchstein

It's always fun to watch people make total fools of themselves.


43 posted on 07/01/2005 8:44:19 AM PDT by NRA2BFree (If alcohol kills off brain cells,Ted Kennedy needs to be on life support....)
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To: DHak
Welcome aboard, Soldier! Good to have you.

Semper Fi!

44 posted on 07/01/2005 8:49:02 AM PDT by Coop (In memory of a true hero - Pat Tillman)
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To: proxy_user

I think one of the mods got bored and posted this, zotted himself and is now munching popcorn with a smile on his face to read all the misinterpretations.


45 posted on 07/01/2005 8:49:36 AM PDT by Safetgiver (Only two requisites to be a judge. Gray hair to look wise and hemmorhoids to look concerned.)
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To: reuben barruchstein
Image hosted by Photobucket.com zot...

Shot:George - Yield:225 Kilotons - First Thermonuclear Test

46 posted on 07/01/2005 8:55:18 AM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist ©®)
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To: Safetgiver; Admin Moderator

So the denial in post 11 is simply part of the game?

This is a dangerous road....imagine if FR were secretly taken over by playful aliens from outer space. Our stockpile of tinfoil hats might not be sufficient..


47 posted on 07/01/2005 8:55:23 AM PDT by proxy_user
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To: proxy_user

FR's Female Mods

 

 


FR's Male Mods

49 posted on 07/01/2005 9:19:45 AM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: dighton

You've been a bad boy! I think the female mods should give you a spanking.


50 posted on 07/01/2005 9:40:49 AM PDT by Coop (In memory of a true hero - Pat Tillman)
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To: reuben barruchstein

Did he mention spelling? He should have added grammar, too.


51 posted on 07/01/2005 9:48:26 AM PDT by Exit148 (Founder of the Loose Change Club. Every nickle and dime counts!!)
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To: Admin Moderator

LOL


Dang you are quick.


52 posted on 07/01/2005 9:50:43 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (<><)
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To: reuben barruchstein

The Dark Godz are quite pleased with your self sacrifice.
Your soul will be quite delicious brazed over a fire and brimstone sauce..


53 posted on 07/01/2005 11:15:41 AM PDT by Darksheare (Hey troll, Sith happens.)
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To: reuben barruchstein

54 posted on 07/01/2005 1:10:08 PM PDT by clyde asbury
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To: Admin Moderator

see? Almighty Mods. It is the only proper reference ;)


55 posted on 07/01/2005 9:02:23 PM PDT by King Prout (I'd say I missed ya, but that'd be untrue... I NEVER MISS)
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To: clyde asbury

GREAT kitty image


56 posted on 07/01/2005 9:04:06 PM PDT by King Prout (I'd say I missed ya, but that'd be untrue... I NEVER MISS)
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To: reuben barruchstein

57 posted on 07/01/2005 9:06:03 PM PDT by Brett66 (Where government advances – and it advances relentlessly – freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
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To: Brett66

FYI
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58 posted on 07/02/2005 9:29:16 AM PDT by bwteim (=Begin With The End In Mind)
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To: clyde asbury
http://www.hiway2zen.com/ultramegazot.swf
59 posted on 07/02/2005 10:31:58 AM PDT by Capn TrVth
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To: reuben barruchstein
Every single troll is an ENEMY OF THE REPUBLIC!


60 posted on 07/02/2005 2:11:36 PM PDT by Paul_Denton (Get the U.N. out of the U.S. and U.S. out of the U.N.!)
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