Posted on 07/01/2005 7:08:50 AM PDT by reuben barruchstein
Edited on 07/01/2005 7:19:27 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
THE TIME HAS COME TO RISE UP MY ILLEGITIMATE BROTHERS AND SISTERS! TIME TO RISE UP AGAINST THE TIDE OF EDUCATION, INTELLIGENCE, FREEDOM, DECENCY, GOD-FEARING CHRISTIANS, REVERENT PERSONS OF ALL PERSUASIONS AND UNBORN CHILDREN! WE MUST RALLY AROUND MICHAEL MOORE (and really, this will require lots and lots of us to make it ALL the way around him) AND URGE HIM TO PRESS HIS MASSIVE GIRTH AGAINST THE WALLS OF THE PENTAGON!
WE MUST LEARN TO SPELL, TO FEED OURSELVES, CHANGE OUR OWN DIAPERS, SPELL HIPPOCRASY!! WE MUST SCREAM, SHRIEK, WAIL, BEAT OUR CHESTS AND TYPE IN ALL CAPS, SINCE WE HAVE NO DISCERNABLE MESSAGE!
WE MUST VICIOUSLY AND SAVAGELY ATTACK OUR YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN WHO PROTECT OUR FREEDOM, OBSTRUCT THEIR EFFORTS EVERY STEP OF THE WAY AND THEN TURN AROUND AND BLAME THEM EVERY TIME WE'RE ATTACKED OR THEY CANNOT MEET RECRUITING GOALS!!!!
WE MUST END THE SEPERATION OF CHURCH AND STATE AND END THE LIBERATION OF WOMEN! Mod note: This one was so incredibly idiotic I had to leave it in here. Ask some Kuwaiti, Iraqi or Afghan women if we're ending liberation. WE MUST RETURN THEM TO THEIR PLACE IN THE KITCHEN AND BEAT THEM WHEN THEY DISOBEY! THE WORD OF GOD IS CLEAR! WOMEN MUST EITHER BE WIVES OR PROSTITUTES! GET YOUR BISCUTS IN THE OVEN AND YOUR BUNS IN THE BED!!
THE TROLL EMPIRE WILL RISE UP!!
There's a bit of cheese wedged into your keyboard. It's making the shift key stick.
It's always fun to watch people make total fools of themselves.
Semper Fi!
I think one of the mods got bored and posted this, zotted himself and is now munching popcorn with a smile on his face to read all the misinterpretations.
zot...
Shot:George - Yield:225 Kilotons - First Thermonuclear Test
So the denial in post 11 is simply part of the game?
This is a dangerous road....imagine if FR were secretly taken over by playful aliens from outer space. Our stockpile of tinfoil hats might not be sufficient..
You've been a bad boy! I think the female mods should give you a spanking.
Did he mention spelling? He should have added grammar, too.
LOL
Dang you are quick.
The Dark Godz are quite pleased with your self sacrifice.
Your soul will be quite delicious brazed over a fire and brimstone sauce..
see? Almighty Mods. It is the only proper reference ;)
GREAT kitty image
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