Kids Say The Darndest Things

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[Froufrou]

"The residents of Moscow are called Mosquitoes."

[Froufrou]

I thought maybe someone could use a good laugh. Worked for me!

[anniegetyourgun]

One of the main causes of dust is janitors.

AGYG <----in best blonde voice: But I don't have any janitors in my house....so where's all this dust coming from?

[Chani]

lol!

[nuconvert]

LOL! Those are funny.
Thanks

[One Proud Dad]

My 13 year old blonde daughter walked up to me wearing a collared polo shirt and asked me "Daddy is this shirt a collared shirt?"

I just looked at her and laughed.

[Mrs.Nooseman]

Thanks for the laugh!

[Alberta's Child]

As Boston mayor Thomas (Mumbles) Menino once said about the "Big Dig" project . . . "I don't want this to be a huge Alcatraz around our neck."

[anniegetyourgun]

My blonde daughter asked me (admittedly, she was very young) how all the ladies who were going to "the shower" for a recently engaged friend could all fit in the shower, or did they just take turns?

[timtoews5292004]

thanks a bunch. I'll add one if you don't mind. true story. in my Sunday school class, we were just finishing telling the story of Philip meeting the Ethiopian in the desert. So, my wife asks "Who is this man?" pointing to the "picture" of Philip, one of the kids says. Philip. She points to the picture of the Ethiopian, and a girl in the back shouts out "The Fallopian!!!"

[reagan_fanatic]

A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water then forcing it through an aviator.

LOL!!

[anniegetyourgun]

Mayors say the darndest things too......especially liberal ones.....

[Tennessee_Bob]

A collard shirt? No, sweetheart - those are mustard greens.

[Lizavetta]

Before leaving for an Allman Brothers concert one night, I had to laugh as my son asked if they all dressed up like almonds.

[nuconvert]

LoL, pong

[Bahbah]

LOLOLOL. I'm going to hurt myself laughing.

[jocon307]

"The word trousers is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the top and plural at the bottom."

Brilliant!

[exnavychick]

LOL! That was great! Thanks for posting it.

Gabz, thought you might get a kick out of this post. :)

[Fudd Fan]

My mother-in-law (yes she WAS a blonde) once told my sister-in-law, that s-i-l's husband was still too close to his mother and he needed to "cut the biblical cord."

[rightwinggoth]

Ironically enough, there was a song by the Dutch band Clan of Xymox called "Muscoviet Musquito."

[Gabz]

I had to call my husband in from the other room to reads - thank you so much for the laugh!!!!