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A Religous Question (Post ye not such rubbish, lest thy days here be short)

Posted on 05/01/2005 7:10:22 AM PDT by will vote gop for food

I am thinking that because my mother is Catholic and my father is Jewish, that it should be okay for me to eat lobster as long as it is boiled in holy water. Do you agree with this?


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To: Lazamataz; thoughtomator
I want three minutes of my life back.

I think he only owes you a minute and a half. It was your choice to watch it a second time.

61 posted on 05/01/2005 7:47:25 AM PDT by Flyer (If I were 8 pixels tall I could fit in my tag line)
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To: MeekOneGOP

62 posted on 05/01/2005 7:48:17 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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To: 1john2 3and4

Laz showing does make the difference but you gotta love this Moderator.


63 posted on 05/01/2005 7:50:16 AM PDT by fatima
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To: Enterprise

He,she or it looks just like a guy that used to work(?) with me who was fired for smoking marajuana at the office.


64 posted on 05/01/2005 7:52:17 AM PDT by rdl6989 (If it drives the left into fits, its a good thing.)
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To: fatima
Mod's great, but

"It's PEOPLE!"

65 posted on 05/01/2005 7:53:16 AM PDT by 1john2 3and4 (Conservatives rage because the truth isn't told. Liberals rage because it IS.)
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To: Flyer
It could have been worse. I could have linked this, instead.
66 posted on 05/01/2005 7:54:47 AM PDT by thoughtomator (SUVs have no place as passenger vehicles - ban them from urban and suburban areas)
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To: will vote gop for food
"I am thinking that because my mother is Catholic and my father is Jewish, that it should be okay for me to eat lobster as long as it is boiled in holy water. Do you agree with this?"

So long as you stick your head into the boiling holy water to eat the lobster you should have no problem. I'm guessing it'll help to clear up your complexion as well, little boy.

67 posted on 05/01/2005 7:56:03 AM PDT by muir_redwoods (Free Sirhan Sirhan, after all, the bastard who killed Mary Jo Kopeckne is walking around free)
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To: will vote gop for food

Missed dthat ZOT, It was too quick. It's just as well. It was a lame post anyway.


68 posted on 05/01/2005 7:56:32 AM PDT by zip (Remember: DimocRat lies told often enough became truth to 48% of Americans (NRA))
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To: will vote gop for food


"I mix zee ZOT poootions for yooou. You must dreenk zee ZOT poootions to cure yoou of zee cuurssze yoou have...yes?"

69 posted on 05/01/2005 7:57:55 AM PDT by Dallas59 (" I have a great team that is going to beat George W. Bush" John Kerry -2004)
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To: will vote gop for food
DOH!!
70 posted on 05/01/2005 7:57:57 AM PDT by Salem (FREE REPUBLIC - Fighting to win within the Arena of the War of Ideas! So get in the fight!)
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To: rdl6989

Recently in Fresno a substitute teacher got busted for smoking pot at school with his students. The loonies are likely to pop up anywhere nowadays.


71 posted on 05/01/2005 7:58:20 AM PDT by Enterprise (Abortion and "euthanasia" - the twin destroyers of the Democrat Party.)
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To: thoughtomator

Looks like 8-bit theater with the original Final Fantasy crowd. Black Mage rules!!!!!! B-)


72 posted on 05/01/2005 7:58:23 AM PDT by Nowhere Man (Lutheran, Conservative, Neo-Victorian/Edwardian, Michael Savage in '08! - Any Questions?)
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To: MikeinIraq; will vote gop for food
Hey, will vote gop for food:


73 posted on 05/01/2005 8:05:07 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: Lady Jag
My eyes (or brain, LOL!) can't quite figure out part of that.

Admin Mods Star _ _ _

Viking Kittens.

What are the letters I can't make out?

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74 posted on 05/01/2005 8:14:29 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: MeekOneGOP

The poor hungry viking kitties...


75 posted on 05/01/2005 8:17:14 AM PDT by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: MeekOneGOP

ving?
ing?


76 posted on 05/01/2005 8:17:45 AM PDT by SoVaDPJ
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To: will vote gop for food
Since you're probably still living with your parents, why don't you ask them?
77 posted on 05/01/2005 8:22:44 AM PDT by Malesherbes
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To: SoVaDPJ; Knitting A Conundrum
Oh, yeah. Starving. That's it, I bet. :)

78 posted on 05/01/2005 8:23:19 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: will vote gop for food

79 posted on 05/01/2005 8:27:46 AM PDT by OSHA (Lib Memo: God has grown and regrets His past intolerance. Please revise your Scriptures accordingly.)
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To: Enterprise
"So, is this your mother or father? Or both?"

That's obviously mom....his dad's right here....


80 posted on 05/01/2005 8:28:38 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack
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