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To: will vote gop for food
"I am thinking that because my mother is Catholic and my father is Jewish, that it should be okay for me to eat lobster as long as it is boiled in holy water. Do you agree with this?"

So long as you stick your head into the boiling holy water to eat the lobster you should have no problem. I'm guessing it'll help to clear up your complexion as well, little boy.

67 posted on 05/01/2005 7:56:03 AM PDT by muir_redwoods (Free Sirhan Sirhan, after all, the bastard who killed Mary Jo Kopeckne is walking around free)
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To: muir_redwoods
He should be careful because if he doesn't use the correct amount of holy water THIS could happen!


83 posted on 05/01/2005 8:35:09 AM PDT by Enterprise (Abortion and "euthanasia" - the twin destroyers of the Democrat Party.)
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