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Posted on 04/11/2005 7:30:08 PM PDT by Diva Betsy Ross
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Many old south democrats have learned that their party left them. They stay for the nostalgia and vote with their heads. I call this Zellism.
Cool Stop sign! Welcome to the Canteen!
Funny and nostalgic.
Out of the mouths of babes......
Hi, cy!!
I pity would-be immigrants...
Who follow our laws and stay home.
They are dreamin' of bein' U.S. citizens...
While law-breakers ignore our borders and roam.
Good men whose honor won't let'em cheat...
Good life's what they want best.
They wait patiently all their lives...
Law-breakers queer their quest!!
I chide those scofflaw immigrants...
Who sneak accross our plains!!
They break our laws and that ain't Right...
Borders are Left's bane!!
We'll FReep 'til we are satisfied...
They won't get amnesty!!
Truth haunts the folks who live in stealth...
'Cuz FReedom is not FRee!!
I blame the greedy bus'nessman...
Who use folks' sweat and blood!!
They fail our youth by cheating...
But cheap labor's not enough!!
What message does lawlessness send?
We trample laws en masse!!
I pity would-be immigrants...
When the scofflaws get a pass!!
Mudboy Slim (3 February 2005)
Welcome to the Canteen, NorseWood.
Hey, that's been my tag line for a looooonnnngg time now.
Arrowhead.....#650!!
Mrs. N.....#700!!
And a friendly "Howdy" back to you. I've been here awhile and never really checked out the Canteen. Kind of surprised anyone read my little joke.
Room with a view: Engineers and building officials discuss the best way to secure a partially collapsed structure in Whiting, Ind., after an SUV chased by police smashed into its first-floor cafe. Two women were injured in the crash.
Pony expression: Mini horses frolick to the max at Limestone Farms in Mason County, Ky.
Moon bloom: Even at night, the cherry blossoms across from the Washington Monument in the nation's capital look as good as they smell.
Hi MUD!
FReegards...MUD
Mile-high whiteout: A patina of fresh snow covers statues on a monument in Denver's City Park
This one is a giggler, I hope it don't offend anyone...
A radio station was running a competition - words that wern't in the dictionary yet that could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prise ws a trip to Bali.
DJ: "96 FM here, what's your name?"
"Caller: "Hi, my name is Dave!"
DJ: "Dave, what's your word?!
Coller: "Goan... spelt G-O-A-N, pronounced 'go-an'".
DJ: "... your correct, Dave, 'goan' is not in the dictionary.
Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentense can you use that word in
that would make sense?"
Caller: "Goan f*** yourself!"
The Dj cut the caller short and took other calles,
all unsuccessful untill...
DJ: "96 FM, what's your name?"
Caller: "Hi, my name's Jeff."
DJ: "Jeff, What's your word?"
Caller: "Smee... spelt S-M-E-E, prounounced 'smee'"
DJ: "... You are correct Jeff, 'smee' is not in the dictionary.
Now, for a trip to Bali; What sentense can you use that word in that would make sense?"
Caller: "Smee again! Goan f*** yourself!" : ) <<< me
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