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Freeper Canteen: Tell me your favorite joke! Come join us. April 12,2005
Canteen funny guys

Posted on 04/11/2005 7:30:08 PM PDT by Diva Betsy Ross

For the freedom you enjoyed yesterday... Thank the Veterans who served in The United States Armed Forces.

Looking forward to tomorrow's freedom? Support The United States Armed Forces Today!

You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step? I'm like that all the time.

Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business

Here is the big question of the day: What is your favorite joke? (please keep it family friendly!) Come into the Canteen and tell us all about it!~

Links below! Wanna surf the internet with me?

I hope that you will find some fun,enlightenment and inspiration within these links. If you are really cool you will follow each one! I hope everyone has a great week. And of course thanks and love goes out to the troops. You guys and gals rock! Thank you-Thank you 100 thousand times!

Find Out If You Are a Road Geek Here

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Slogan Generator Here

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A Very Funny WebSite Here

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Experiments for Hostess Twinkies

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USO Public Service Announcement

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Are we having fun yet?? Hope so!

Support Our Troops Rally Ohio

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Motorcycle News

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Some Income is TAX FREE for Troops!

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Free Video Conferencing online for Troops

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Movies Released April 2005

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Faith Flashes-A Tribute to our Troops

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Tribute to Our Troops

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Looking for a special card to send a special American hero? LOOK HERE!

"Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen."

AWESOME TRIBUTE AND PRAYER WHEEL FOR OUR TROOPS AND THEIR FAMILIES HERE (Make sure to look at the second page)



TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: 229; jokes; military; supportourtroops
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To: bentfeather

me


601 posted on 04/12/2005 8:22:55 AM PDT by Soaring Feather
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To: StarCMC

Apply tagline.


602 posted on 04/12/2005 8:23:27 AM PDT by jslade (People who are easily offended......OFFEND ME!)
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To: StarCMC

Morning,Star!


603 posted on 04/12/2005 8:23:38 AM PDT by Mrs.Nooseman
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To: Kathy in Alaska

BIG GRIN!!
Thank you. I made it up on my very own. (Of course, I was recovering from surgery at the time and doped to the gills, but, it just came to me and I couldn't stop laughing, no matter how bad it hurt!!)


604 posted on 04/12/2005 8:23:58 AM PDT by mother22wife21 ( "My super power is dancing" -my five year old daughter)
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To: tomkow6; Kathy in Alaska
WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP

I thought for a minute ya'll were fixin' to talke about me. LOL

605 posted on 04/12/2005 8:24:22 AM PDT by cedarswingman (One man with courage makes a majority)
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To: jslade

He he he!! Then we're equally offended I suppose!


606 posted on 04/12/2005 8:24:28 AM PDT by StarCMC (It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden; it's our job to arrange the meeting.)
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To: CelticLass

I'll be seeing you in the morning!

Hugs


607 posted on 04/12/2005 8:25:01 AM PDT by Mrs.Nooseman
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; Ms.Poohbear; 2LT Radix jr; Radix; LaDivaLoca; Severa; Bethbg79; ...

 

 

At a French airport... 

A group of American retired teachers recently went to France on a tour. Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, was part of the tour group. 

At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on. "You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked sarcastically. 

Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously. "Then you should know enough to have your passport ready." 

The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it." 

"Impossible!" barked the officer. "Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France." 

The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained, "Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in '44 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to."

608 posted on 04/12/2005 8:25:10 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...................hot DOG!........)
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To: Kathy in Alaska

#600
MA!

609 posted on 04/12/2005 8:25:22 AM PDT by Soaring Feather
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To: Mrs.Nooseman

Good morning Mrs.N!

I gotta do something productive around here!! Laughing my behind off is NOT getting the dishes washed or the laundry done! He he he!


610 posted on 04/12/2005 8:25:32 AM PDT by StarCMC (It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden; it's our job to arrange the meeting.)
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To: WV Mountain Mama
Morning,Mountain Mama!
611 posted on 04/12/2005 8:25:43 AM PDT by Mrs.Nooseman
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To: Diva Betsy Ross

Subject: A Week In Hell

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon...

Demon: How ya doin'?

Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell.

Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here...you a drinkin man?

Guy: Sure I love to drink.

Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, you name it...we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!

Guy: Gee that sounds great.

Demon: You a smoker?

Guy: You better believe it!

Demon: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out.

Guy: Wow...that's...awesome!

Demon: I bet you like to gamble.

Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.

Demon: Cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever...If you go Bankrupt...well you're dead
anyhow.

Demon: You into drugs?

Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...

Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can
do all the drugs you want you're dead -- who cares!
O.D.!!

Guy: Yowza! I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place!!

Demon: You gay?

Guy: No....

Demon: "Ooooh," (grimaces) "You're gonna hate Fridays."


612 posted on 04/12/2005 8:25:57 AM PDT by OneOfThoseDays (NINO)
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To: tomkow6

LOL! Those frenchies are such weinies.


613 posted on 04/12/2005 8:26:36 AM PDT by StarCMC (It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden; it's our job to arrange the meeting.)
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To: bentfeather
Good morning Ms. Feathers!

MUST READ! COMING HOME: WHAT I LEARNED FROM IRAQ


614 posted on 04/12/2005 8:26:46 AM PDT by Diva Betsy Ross (Code pink stinks!)
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To: tomkow6

Now that is fantastic!!

God Bless him!


615 posted on 04/12/2005 8:26:56 AM PDT by Soaring Feather
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To: StarCMC

Stevie Ray Vaughan - Life By The Drop

Star's Favorite SRV!

Stevie Ray Vaughan - Wham.mp3

Acad's Favorite SRV!
Support the artists you hear in the Canteen (buy their music)!

616 posted on 04/12/2005 8:28:30 AM PDT by acad1228 ("Those who would forsake liberty for safety deserve neither." Ben Franklin)
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; All
GM, all ya'll.

free dixie,sw

617 posted on 04/12/2005 8:28:54 AM PDT by stand watie (being a damnyankee is no better than being a racist. it is a LEARNED prejudice against dixie.)
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To: LUV W

Morning,LUV!


618 posted on 04/12/2005 8:29:08 AM PDT by Mrs.Nooseman
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To: Kathy in Alaska

Just in time for a refill of hot black coffee with Kathy and that's No Joke!

{{HUGS}}


619 posted on 04/12/2005 8:29:42 AM PDT by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: Diva Betsy Ross

Good morning, Diva!!!

Wonderful article, thank you.


620 posted on 04/12/2005 8:30:06 AM PDT by Soaring Feather
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