Freeper Canteen: Tell me your favorite joke! Come join us. April 12,2005

Canteen funny guys

[Diva Betsy Ross]

For the freedom you enjoyed yesterday... Thank the Veterans who served in The United States Armed Forces. Looking forward to tomorrow's freedom? Support The United States Armed Forces Today! You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step? I'm like that all the time. Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business Here is the big question of the day: What is your favorite joke? (please keep it family friendly!) Come into the Canteen and tell us all about it!~ Links below! Wanna surf the internet with me? I hope that you will find some fun,enlightenment and inspiration within these links. If you are really cool you will follow each one! I hope everyone has a great week. And of course thanks and love goes out to the troops. You guys and gals rock! Thank you-Thank you 100 thousand times! Find Out If You Are a Road Geek Here **** Slogan Generator Here **** A Very Funny WebSite Here **** Experiments for Hostess Twinkies **** USO Public Service Announcement **** Are we having fun yet?? Hope so! Support Our Troops Rally Ohio **** Motorcycle News **** Some Income is TAX FREE for Troops! **** Free Video Conferencing online for Troops **** Movies Released April 2005 **** Faith Flashes-A Tribute to our Troops **** Tribute to Our Troops **** Looking for a special card to send a special American hero? LOOK HERE! "Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen." AWESOME TRIBUTE AND PRAYER WHEEL FOR OUR TROOPS AND THEIR FAMILIES HERE (Make sure to look at the second page)

[Kathy in Alaska]

CelticLass.....#200!!

[Diva Betsy Ross]

DR.HOOK -MY DINGALING

[StarCMC]

Good morning Queenie!!

Good morning acad!

Good morning Beachie!

Goog morning all!

[jslade]

[Kathy in Alaska]

Angel Boy.....the hat trick +2.....#250, #300, #350, #450, #500!!

[Kathy in Alaska]

mother.....#400!!

[acad1228]

Mornin' Star!

[StarCMC]

I am SO offended by your tagline. ROFLOL!

[CitizenM]

Gee, it was hard to pick my favorite joke, but this one always makes everyone laugh:

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Three women were in a sauna. One was a Japanese woman, one was British, and one was an American hillbilly.

As they sat there they heard a “Beep, beep, beep.” The Japanese woman raised her left arm, turned her wrist side up, punched the area a few times with her right finger and said, “I have an implant, that was my pager going off.”

A few moments later they heard a ringing sound. The British woman turned her left hand over, punched her palm a few times with her finger and said, “That was my cell phone, I had a chip put in recently.”

The hillbilly sat and thought. She did not want to be outdone by these high tech women. She excused herself and went to the bathroom only walk back in with a trail of toilet paper behind her.

The other women looked at her strangely. Then she stopped, looked around and exclaimed, “Well, will you look at that? I think I’m gittin’ a FAX !!!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Mt Mama.....#550!!

[StarCMC]

Those were some nice tunes you played this morning. Every day needs a little SRV! :o)

[Kathy in Alaska]

Duty ~ Honor ~ Country

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[Kathy in Alaska]

[Kathy in Alaska]

Our National Anthem

[StarCMC]

Hey conshack! A little birdie told me you might enjoy the Canteen! Come on in and sit a spell - just be careful not to be enjoying liquid refreshment while reading today's thread - the jokes are killer!

Oh, and, thank you for your service to our country!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good morning fellow cubevillians!

[acad1228]

Those were some nice tunes you played this morning. Every day needs a little SRV! :o)

I'll feature SRV on an upcoming Friday!

[E.G.C.]

((HUGS))Good morning, Kathy. How's it going?

[Soaring Feather]

Me, either. Coffee is the buzz.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Kate Smith ~ God Bless America