Freeper Canteen: Tell me your favorite joke! Come join us. April 12,2005

Canteen funny guys

[Diva Betsy Ross]

For the freedom you enjoyed yesterday... Thank the Veterans who served in The United States Armed Forces. Looking forward to tomorrow's freedom? Support The United States Armed Forces Today! You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step? I'm like that all the time. Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business Here is the big question of the day: What is your favorite joke? (please keep it family friendly!) Come into the Canteen and tell us all about it!~ Links below! Wanna surf the internet with me? I hope that you will find some fun,enlightenment and inspiration within these links. If you are really cool you will follow each one! I hope everyone has a great week. And of course thanks and love goes out to the troops. You guys and gals rock! Thank you-Thank you 100 thousand times! Find Out If You Are a Road Geek Here **** Slogan Generator Here **** A Very Funny WebSite Here **** Experiments for Hostess Twinkies **** USO Public Service Announcement **** Are we having fun yet?? Hope so! Support Our Troops Rally Ohio **** Motorcycle News **** Some Income is TAX FREE for Troops! **** Free Video Conferencing online for Troops **** Movies Released April 2005 **** Faith Flashes-A Tribute to our Troops **** Tribute to Our Troops **** Looking for a special card to send a special American hero? LOOK HERE! "Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen." AWESOME TRIBUTE AND PRAYER WHEEL FOR OUR TROOPS AND THEIR FAMILIES HERE (Make sure to look at the second page)

[Kathy in Alaska]

~ Luke ~

~ Billy ~

~ Britton ~

Thank you to each of these heroes for their dedication and sacrifice for America. We thank all the rest of our Troops whose pictures are not listed here. We extend our gratitude to you and your families. God Bless America! God Bless our Troops! God Bless our Allies! (If you would like to have your family member's picture posted everyday, please FReepmail me.)

[StarCMC]

I think my favorite song is "Life By The Drop." What about you?

[Kathy in Alaska]

Thank you, Jay, (on the left) for helping keep us free. Prayers for your safety and success of mission.

YIKES, uncle.....traffic control in Baghdad is a tough job these days!!

[Conspiracy Guy]

The one in Winfield has been gone since 62 or so.

[Kathy in Alaska]

And we thank our veterans for their service to America.

[CelticLass]

Thank you. I failed to notice anyone's hitting every 50 because I've been kept that busy reading the laughs, answering posts, and snagging laughs to send.

Got to run. Have some fun for me while I am gone. Hugs!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Thanks, txradioguy, for your service to America.
Congrats on your morning drive time radio show for your fellow soldiers.

[tomkow6]

WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP?

AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.

[Soaring Feather]

Merning, Ma! HUGS

[Kathy in Alaska]

Thank you, Jason (far right), for your service to America.
Prayers for your safety and success of mission.

[luvie]

Good morning, Kathy! It seems weird to be on here in the morning, since I usually have to be at work this time of day. Thank you for your total support of our troops! Hope you have a great day today! Hope lots of sunshine comes your way.

[Soaring Feather]

Morning, EGC!!!


HUGS

[cedarswingman]

They left Panama City in 65 or 66.

[Rapunzel]

My Pops in his young days as a man of the woods never bought a hunting license and was caught often enough for poaching deer out of season. So next hunting season, when my dad entered the woods, a game warden was following him from a distance, hoping to catch him once again.

A shot rings out through the woods and the game warden starts into the woods where my dad had been. The game warden finds my dad dragging a large 12 point buck deer and immediately starts to fussing about where's your license, Chainsaw? Dad says "you know how it is" and drops the deer and starts walking out of the woods which is about a mile and a half. Game Warden starts yelling that he can't leave the evidence here in the woods so he starts struggling with the deer and drags it out of the woods and takes all his gumption to do this.

My Dad is sitting in his truck and says to the game warden, oh by the way thanks for dragging my deer out for me, here's my license. Thanks a lot. That was real nice of ya.

[mother22wife21]

That was not safe while drinking coffee!!

[Soaring Feather]

Morning, beachy!

[Soaring Feather]

mine!!!

[Soaring Feather]

mine!!!

[Soaring Feather]

mine!!!

[Kathy in Alaska]

What a cute sun. Good morning, LUV W. Have a great day.