Freeper Canteen: Tell me your favorite joke! Come join us. April 12,2005

Canteen funny guys

[Diva Betsy Ross]

For the freedom you enjoyed yesterday... Thank the Veterans who served in The United States Armed Forces. Looking forward to tomorrow's freedom? Support The United States Armed Forces Today! You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step? I'm like that all the time. Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business Here is the big question of the day: What is your favorite joke? (please keep it family friendly!) Come into the Canteen and tell us all about it!~ Links below! Wanna surf the internet with me? I hope that you will find some fun,enlightenment and inspiration within these links. If you are really cool you will follow each one! I hope everyone has a great week. And of course thanks and love goes out to the troops. You guys and gals rock! Thank you-Thank you 100 thousand times! Find Out If You Are a Road Geek Here **** Slogan Generator Here **** A Very Funny WebSite Here **** Experiments for Hostess Twinkies **** USO Public Service Announcement **** Are we having fun yet?? Hope so! Support Our Troops Rally Ohio **** Motorcycle News **** Some Income is TAX FREE for Troops! **** Free Video Conferencing online for Troops **** Movies Released April 2005 **** Faith Flashes-A Tribute to our Troops **** Tribute to Our Troops **** Looking for a special card to send a special American hero? LOOK HERE! "Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen." AWESOME TRIBUTE AND PRAYER WHEEL FOR OUR TROOPS AND THEIR FAMILIES HERE (Make sure to look at the second page)

[CelticLass]

This is a riot! Thank you for the ping, the laugh, and my time & temperature. LOL

Hugs!

[Diva Betsy Ross]

(Oh my!) Thanks for the joke MR!

[CelticLass]

hahahaha Tis one that will get snagged and passed around for sure. Hugs!

[tomkow6]

Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain
consciousness.

[beachn4fun]

I'm trying to read all these jokes, post some, and get stuff ready that needs to go with me this weekend to Santa Fe. And, did I tell you that it gets harder for women to multi-task the older one gets? So, you see my dilemma? LOL

[Diva Betsy Ross]

Hey Kids thanks for stopping by! Good jokes! Welcome to the Canteen.

[beachn4fun]

LOL. See now that's funny!

[cedarswingman]

Now that is a REDNECK for sure. Funny.

[Diva Betsy Ross]

Happy Tuesday JS!

[beachn4fun]

I knew you'd like that one!

[CelticLass]

Tis a joy to hear from you my friend. I've been having too much fun with your grand thread, laughing and snagging the jokes to pass on to others. If a body fails to laugh at something shared in the canteen this day, they've no sense of humor in them. LOL Hugs!

[Diva Betsy Ross]

hehe!

[tomkow6]

[Diva Betsy Ross]

A Drunk Biker Story!

HEHE! Thanks Granite!

[CelticLass]

Are you warning me? Are you trying to tell me that when I get your age I'll not be able to multi-task? LOL You're only as old as you allow yourself to be, so don't allow yourself to age beyond 40. Hugs!

[StarCMC]

*rimshot*

[GodBlessUSA]

God Bless Our Troops, Thank you!

[Diva Betsy Ross]

Hehe! Good one Loud Mime! Thanks for popping by with your joke. Welcome to the Canteen!

[StarCMC]

ROFLMBO!!!!

[Arrowhead1952]

She is a freshman at Texas A&M. That school is unlike any other in the country. The kids have more respect than most people can imagine. Almost everyone will greet you with "Good morning Mam / Sir" or "How are you Mam / Sir" when you walk in the hallways of the dormitories or anywhere on campus.

Several professors spoke at the events. Every one of them bragged about the quality of the student body as a whole. The business school had a huge breakfast buffet which was donated for the event. The Aggie Mom Club and other groups had BBQ pits on the practice field and food was everywhere.

Sunday morning as we were coming from the hotel back to pick her up at 1030 for church, the sidewalks and walkways were full of kids coming from the early services and going to the 11 AM services. Almost every kid was carrying a Bible.