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Posted on 04/11/2005 7:30:08 PM PDT by Diva Betsy Ross
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Nite, Diva!
The slumber assistant is telling me that it is time to sleep.
On the 'morrow.....
Good, then I got even. You made Mr. Bykr wake up to the sound of my laughter.
One Stormy Night
This story happened about a month ago in a little town in Louisiana, and while it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's real.
This guy was on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night in the middle of a storm. The night passed slowly and no cars passed by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet in front of him self. Suddenly he saw a car slowly looming, ghostlike, out of the gloom. It slowly crept toward him and stopped.
Reflexively, the guy got into the car and closed the door, then he realized that there was nobody behind the wheel. The car slowly started to move again. The guy was terrified, too scared to think of jumping out and running. The guy saw there was a sharp curve ahead. He prayed for his life, for he was certain the car could not make the curve and the car would plunge off the side and he would die. Then just before the curve ahead, a hand appeared thru the window and turned the wheel, guiding the car safely around the bend. Paralyzed with fear, the guy watched the hand appear every time they reached a bend or a curve in the road. Finally the guy gathered his wits and leaped from the car and ran to the nearest town.
Wet and in shock, he went into a bar and ordered two shots of tequila, and told everyone the horrible, supernatural experience. A silence enveloped everyone when they realized the guy was not drunk and was sane.
About a half hour later, two guys entered into the same bar. One says to the "Look Boudreaux, that's dat idiot that rode in our car when we was pushin it in the rain."
Tee hee hee. Giggle. Snort.
and
"How does a blonde print email?"
LOL
If you've got kids, save this one:
Modern Version Of The Birds And The Bees:
Cyrus SAYS: Daddy, how was I born?
DAD SAYS: Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find
out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together
in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with
your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed
to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to
upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall,
and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months
later a blessed little Pop- Up appeared and said:
You've Got Male!
Welcome to the Canteen, Marylander, and thanks for sharing your joke.
Good one!
(I'll have to pass that one on!)
"...a blessed little Pop- Up appeared and said: You've Got Male!
LOL!!!
Hi, LeftsDo....I had to read it a second time....a mop. LOL!!
:)
I got question for law enforcemnt people or lawyers on the FR
I reading Court TV website did you hear that 1993 accuser Mom was on the stand in Jacko case today she claim that at first she didn't let her son sleep in the same bed with Jacko until Mikey start crying NOW Question in State of California can DA go after this stupid woman
CAN HE
10 DOG PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS
1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not very funny at all!
2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur?
Now that puts it in a language today's kids can understand. Most kids today have never seen a cabbage patch.
2111USMC.....#150!!
DBR.....#50!!
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