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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA -- John Kerry relied on info from the ONION for his voter irregularities BS
Larry Elder show | 4-11-05 | dfu

Posted on 04/11/2005 3:17:52 PM PDT by doug from upland

This is just too good. Larry Elder was just talking about John Kerry and his whining claims of voter irregularities that cost him the election. After all, he just had to turn around 60,000 votes in Ohio and we would have a first lady telling people to shove it from the White House.

One of Kerry's claims is that messages were being given to DemocRAT voters that Republicans vote on Tuesday and RATS on Wednesday. Well, John, it was not a dirty trick. The info was satire and published in . . . . . . . . . . THE ONION!

Yes, Kerry is relying on a satirical piece to claim something that didn't happen. Good grief. We are so lucky that this idiot and traitor is not residing at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.


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KEYWORDS: fakemedals; gigolo; girlyman; idiot; kerry; kerrydefeat; larryelder; loser; nitwit; onion; terazyazketchupboy; traitor
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To: Sidebar Moderator

Poopypants! I used to like The Onion.


61 posted on 04/11/2005 4:22:02 PM PDT by YCTHouston (Come and take it.)
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To: Sidebar Moderator

Whoops. Sorry.


62 posted on 04/11/2005 4:22:25 PM PDT by doug from upland (MOCKING DEMOCRATS 24/7 --- www.rightwingparodies.com)
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To: oolatec

You'll have to search for the original. We are not allowed to post or link ONION stuff here.


63 posted on 04/11/2005 4:23:58 PM PDT by doug from upland (MOCKING DEMOCRATS 24/7 --- www.rightwingparodies.com)
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To: doug from upland; Honeybunch; kandb

Ping.


64 posted on 04/11/2005 4:28:05 PM PDT by OKSooner
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To: oolatec

OpinionJournal (online opinion section of Wall Street Journal) has quotes from both Kerry's speech and The Onion, with links.


65 posted on 04/11/2005 4:28:36 PM PDT by AdrianR
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To: maggiefluffs

Did you hear Glen Beck's show today? He mentioned Kerry whining about these non existent dirty tricks without giving any facts to back it up. Kerry just said "conservative talk show hosts" told Democrats to vote on Wednesday without specifying who, of course.

Glen admitted that his giant John Kerry head made out of waffles did say, using a voice impersonating Kerry's, that Democrats should vote on Wednesday. But of course this was meant as a joke. Too many Dems either have no sense of humor or they are just too stupid to be allowed to vote apparently.


66 posted on 04/11/2005 4:29:30 PM PDT by TNCMAXQ
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To: TNCMAXQ

No, I missed his show.

When Kerry first came up with his new whine I posted that story from an Iowa DJ about Democrats voting Tuesdays, ... and Republicans on Wednesday, Thursday and Friday.


67 posted on 04/11/2005 4:39:53 PM PDT by maggief
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To: mcg1969

Man! I died laughing reading that. It's hard to believe anyone would send email to snopes asking "is this true."

Those must be moderates.


69 posted on 04/11/2005 4:47:55 PM PDT by Duke Nukum (King had to write, to sing the song of Gan. And I had to read. How else could Roland find the Tower?)
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To: oolatec
Anyone have a link to the original Onion article?

Scan up. Do you see all those:

Comment #n Removed by Moderator?

FR does not permit links to The Onion.

70 posted on 04/11/2005 4:48:33 PM PDT by Jeff Gordon (Recall Barbara Boxer)
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To: Cyber Liberty
***Presidential Election Announcement***

Due to an anticipated voter turnout much larger than originally expected, the polling facilities may not be able to handle the load all at once. Therefore, Republicans and Independents are requested to vote on Tuesday, November 7.

The Democrats will vote on Wednesday, November 8.

Please pass this message along and help us to make sure that nobody gets left out and everything will run smoothly with this minor change.

Be sure to vote!!! Know where your voting place is near you!!

71 posted on 04/11/2005 4:48:36 PM PDT by SamAdams76 (Don't You Think This Outlaw Bit's Done Got Out Of Hand?)
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To: Sidebar Moderator
All links, text, artwork, banners, anything at all from the Onion is prohibited on Free Republic.

Can an organization actually enjoin a site from posting *links* to that organization's public website??

72 posted on 04/11/2005 4:54:26 PM PDT by Ichneumon
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To: Sidebar Moderator

Out of curiosity, in a situation like this would it be ok to link to a Google search of the title?


73 posted on 04/11/2005 4:58:23 PM PDT by RWR8189 (Its Morning in America Again!)
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To: RWR8189; Admin Moderator
Good thinking.
74 posted on 04/11/2005 5:05:45 PM PDT by Physicist
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To: Mo1
"Could Kerry really be this stupid?"

Listen .. if you had spent time in Viet Nam like he did ... You know Kerry served in Viet Nam, don't you?
Yeah, for real ... got three, ... count 'em, ... THREE purple hearts for his valor and heroism.
Anyway, after three purple hearts for three combat related wounds, it's no wonder Kerry is a little ... you know ..... off, kinda'.

Serving in Viet Nam and getting three purple hearts does stuff like that to ya'.

I mean ... the guy served in NAM for cryin' out loud.

75 posted on 04/11/2005 5:11:24 PM PDT by knarf (A place where anyone can learn anything ... especially that which promotes clear thinking.)
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To: HereInTheHeartland

From the onion or "for the onion" ?

;-)


77 posted on 04/11/2005 5:18:03 PM PDT by festus (The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
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To: Mamzelle
I believe this is a true story about John the moron Kerry.He's been known to tell lies and stretch the truth in an effort to make himself look like a real man.If we take away his four month Vietnam lie all you have left is a pencil neck geek in a speedo who married a rich bitch.
78 posted on 04/11/2005 5:18:11 PM PDT by rdcorso (In America Criminals Have More Rights Than The Disabled.What A Disgrace)
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To: Ichneumon

When lawyers are involved anything is possible.


79 posted on 04/11/2005 5:20:21 PM PDT by festus (The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
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To: tiredoflaundry
tiredoflaundry

LOL! What a great Freeper name!

80 posted on 04/11/2005 5:20:38 PM PDT by jigsaw (God Bless Our Troops)
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