DFU/uncleshag SONG: IF YOU'RE LEAVING, STOP THE DRAMA -- download MP3 mocking the opus writers

DFU/Uncleshag productions | 4-3-05 | Lyrics DFU, Performance Uncleshag

[doug from upland]

Leaving? Stop the Drama

Lyrics by doug from upland/performed by uncleshag
To the tune of J.Denver's
Leavin' on a Jet Plane

Well, you've had enough...the pouting won't stop
You feel just like your head will pop
You write your opus ungramatically

You give reasons why you are out of here
Too bad your thinking's not very clear
You're hoping that some others will agree

We'll bend over, drop our pants...
we don't care to hear your rants
Here's thousands of butt cheeks....do you see?

If you're leaving, stop the drama
Just go and cry to your sweet mama
You'll get no sympathy.

If there's a thread that flamed you bad
And it had made you very mad
I guess a wussy knows what he must do

You just pack it up and that is that
But please don't forget to take your hat
And, by the way, it looks silly on you!

We'll bend over and drop our pants...
we don't care to hear your rants
Here's thousands of butt cheeks....do you see?

If you're leaving, stop the drama
Just go and cry to your sweet mama
You'll get no sympathy

Find a place that suits you better
Send FReepmail or an email letter
We won't respond...'cause your account's been banned

You're an egomaniac
Sometimes we think you've been on crack
I guess this song's not what you had planned

We'll bend over, drop our pants...
we don't care to hear your rants
Here's thousands of butt cheeks....do you see?

If you're leaving, stop the drama
Just go and cry to your sweet mama
You'll get no sympathy...

So leave and stop the drama
Just go and cry to your sweet mama
You'll get no sympathy...

[international american]

W H E W.........wiping proverbial sweat from brow.............: )

[international american]

I wonder if it is possible to sing in the "key of sardonic" ?? If so, you DOOD it !!

[international american]

Thanks

[international american]

ROTF

[nopardons]

You two are a GREAT team ! :-)

[uncleshag]

I listened to an awful lot of
Smother's Brothers coming up.

Think that's it?

[uncleshag]

Thanks, nopardons.

I still get all the
clean-ups on Aisle Four.

[nopardons]

Do you? What does Doug do?

How can one purchase your CD ? I saw on this thread that there is one ( I didn't know that ) and what's on it?

[uncleshag]

doug has the microphone in that instance.

"Clean-up on Aisle Four!"
I hear it at all times of the day or night.

[uncleshag]

When did you slip by me, Beth!!
How you are, gal?
Hope you got a good laugh!!

[nopardons]

Oh,I see, he's management. :-)

[uncleshag]

Mid Level. nps!

FReepmail.

[doug from upland]

My tagline says what you need to know. :)

[Diva Betsy Ross]

IT almost makes it worth it to have read all those opus threads.. to hear this song. Good job guys! (you amaze me!)

Hugs to you each for making me LOL these last two days!

[Diva Betsy Ross]

Thanks for the ping Arrowhead! Hugs to you too!

[Diva Betsy Ross]

Um... excuse me?!?!? IS today the day? Can I finally wish you a HAPPY BIRTHDAY??? I really hope so BG!

[doug from upland]

With your tagline, be sure to see THIS.

[uncleshag]

Well, DBR, you are quite welcomed!!

There are a lot of serious
issues on the Big Plate.
There is nothing wrong in
taking a moment to see and
be in the lighter side.

Keep laughing, DBR!!
You are doing all
the RIGHT things!

-unc.

[Diva Betsy Ross]

If I ever have a bad day.. remind me to look you two up!! You two are great. Thanks for the White sportcoat and the smiles!That is what makes FR very fun! Cool cats like y'all....Who would miss out on all this?!?!? (silly gooses I say!)

[Jack Deth]

I believe that the plural of "Opus" is "Opera", Meekie...

OUTSTANDING!!!!

Especially since Peter, Paul and Mary were recently in Hanoi and saigon apologizing for the Vietnam war.

Great work, unc and doug!!!!

Jack.