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To: MeekOneGOP

I believe that the plural of "Opus" is "Opera", Meekie...

OUTSTANDING!!!!

Especially since Peter, Paul and Mary were recently in Hanoi and saigon apologizing for the Vietnam war.

Great work, unc and doug!!!!

Jack.


140 posted on 04/03/2005 3:40:52 PM PDT by Jack Deth (Knight Errant and Disemboweler of the WFTD Thread)
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To: Jack Deth

"Especially since Peter, Paul and Mary were recently in Hanoi and saigon apologizing for the Vietnam war."

ROTF.....that DID cross my mind too.


141 posted on 04/03/2005 3:45:32 PM PDT by international american (Tagline now fireproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)
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To: Jack Deth
I wonder if P P & M would like this remake???

MIDI - WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOWERS GONE

Mommy please explain to me…what does abortion mean
That’s a word my teacher used…last week in school
She said that she paid for one…and that it’s not really cruel
What have some people done...do they know what they've done

Mommy please explain to me…why is a fetus bad
She said it’s a parasite…that had to die
Is it just a worthless thing…do you think that it can cry
What have some people done...do they know what they've done

Mommy please explain me…what does “it’s my choice” mean
Does it mean that life and death…was in her hands
Did she take what wasn’t hers…did she scoff at God’s commands
What have some people done...do they know what they've done

Mommy please explain to me…what's “partial birth” about
Does it mean a baby died...in an awful way
Why do people do such things…it will not grow up to play
What have some people done...do they know what they've done

Mommy please explain to me…are doctors sometimes wrong
Isn’t life the thing that they…swore to protect
If they do an awful deed…something sacred they reject
What have some people done...do they know what they've done

143 posted on 04/03/2005 3:47:31 PM PDT by doug from upland (MOCKING DEMOCRATS 24/7 --- www.rightwingparodies.com)
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To: Jack Deth
More fun with Peter Paul & Mary --

MIDI - PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON

Who's the Magic Forger, huh, DNC?
He frolics in your offices...that's where he's likely to be
Your whole stinking party loves to pull this stuff
Just when will you give it a rest...we've had about enough

Oh, who's the Magic Forger...when will you tell?
It blew up and TaRAYza now faces four more years of hell
Who's the Magic Forger...what did Dan know
With ratings in the toilet, we are so glad to see him go

It is an awful re-run of your campaigns like before
You would do most anything..you're rotten to the core
What about the memos...a whole network's in a mess
Come on lowlife DemocRATS, it's time that you confess

Oh, who's the Magic Forger...when will you tell?
It blew up and TaRAYza now faces four more years of hell
Who's the Magic Forger...what did Dan know
With ratings in the toilet, we are so glad to see him go

148 posted on 04/03/2005 3:51:19 PM PDT by doug from upland (MOCKING DEMOCRATS 24/7 --- www.rightwingparodies.com)
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To: Jack Deth; uncleshag
Still more. It is a Peter, Paul, and Mary trifecta ---

MIDI - BLOWIN' IN THE WIND

How many beers would it take for you to…do Janeane Garofalo
(Tell me) How many Bud Lights would you have to chug…to tell her please do not go
(Tell me) How many cases of good German ale…before you'd let your love flow
Well, the answer, my friends ---- they don't brew that much beer
The answer ---- they don't brew that much beer

How many gallons of Thunderbird wine…before you'd be drunk enough
(Tell me) Just how much Ripple you'd have to ingest…before you'd go for that stuff
(Tell me) How many liters at under two bucks…to see that wench in the buff
Well, the answer, my friends ---- the world is short of grapes
The answer ---- the world is short of grapes

How many Black Russians would you pour down…to keep from running away
(Tell me) How many quarts of some vodka or Scotch…to say, "I guess it's okay"
(Tell me) How many bowls of 200 proof punch…before you're ready to play
Well, the answer, my friends ---- they don't make that much booze
The answer ---- they don't make that much booze
The answer ---- they don't make that much booze

150 posted on 04/03/2005 4:30:13 PM PDT by doug from upland (MOCKING DEMOCRATS 24/7 --- www.rightwingparodies.com)
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