Posted on 02/21/2005 7:05:31 AM PST by rface
Who does this punk, Mark Levin, think he is? Just where does this racist, sexist, homophobic, conservative pig thinks he gets off in writing a book? Not only is he a fascist, he’s a complete and utter moron, espousing the views of the conservative fruitcakes. Bad enough that this lunatic has daily tirades on 77 WABC radio, but the hate monger has released a new book, Men in Black. Thanks to the fascists at Regnery Publishing, we’re being subjected to more of the right wing attack machine and Levin’s asinine statements regarding the Supreme Court of the United States. Worst of all, the forward was written by Rush Limbaugh, the personification of conservative evil.
In an interview with Kathryn Jean Lopez of National Review on February 1, 2005, Mark Levin begins a bombastic rant: “When judges or, my book’s focus—Supreme Court justices—act without authority, and do so with impunity, that’s tyranny,” Levin said. “When justices seize authority from the other branches of the federal government, as well as state and local governments under the rubric of judicial review, that’s tyranny.”
It is just this kind of misconception that illustrates the stupidity of conservatism today. It’s become completely apparent that not only doesn’t Levin know what he’s talking about, but also he’s completely confused about the U.S. Constitution. Levin continued this idiocy with even more egregious statement: “This behavior frustrates and disenfranchises the American people and thwarts representative government. I have no doubt the Framers would view the Court’s behavior in this regard as tyrannical. If we’re going to address the problem, we should have the courage to call it what it is.”
This is utter nonsense and shows the lack of intellectual capacity of today’s imbeciles, known as conservatives. No, Mr. Levin, tyranny is a publisher allowing a book like this to be read to children. Tyranny is going to war for oil, occupying Iraq while innocent women and children die. Tyranny is suppressing the vote in Ohio and subverting the Constitution. Tyranny is having to listen to talk radio hosts like Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Laura Ingraham and Mark Levin, and not being allowed to use the Fairness Doctrine to keep them off the air. That’s tyranny and that’s the sad state of affairs in today’s Red State America, known as “Redneck America,” affectionately coined by Congressman Charles Rangel, one of our fine Democratic leaders.
We’re here to fight, fight until the battle is won. We’ll fight in Iowa, in New Hampshire, in Oregon, in Washington, in California, in Minnesota, in Florida, in South Dakota and in New York—“Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaoooooowwww!!!!” In other words, we’re going back to Washington to take back the White House!
We’re here to win the minds and hearts of the American people. To make them see the error of their ways. We have no choice. Our ideology and base of power depends on it. We must stop Sean Hannity’s spread of ignorance and bigotry. We must bring down Rush Limbaugh, “the most dangerous man in America” and the advancement of conservatism. We must keep these conservatives from spreading their lies and doing any further damage to our “New Deal.” We must make America embrace the ideals of Lenin and Marx. We must execute the ideas of these so-called “patriots” with extreme prejudice. We are their party and their constituents!
We have operatives everywhere. We have them in Costco, Sam’s Club, and Barnes and Noble. We have them on Amazon.com, giving reviews for a typical fascist and right wing fanatic. We have them in bookstores everywhere, making sure the your book is hidden in the back of the store. We must stop this book at every corner. We must avoid discussing it or helping conservatives to order it. We must cold cock Mark Levin and his demonic radio show.
Americans must see through men like Mark Levin, Rush Limbaugh, Mark Belling, Michael Medved, and Walter Williams—another man that has sold out his brotherhood and his soul. We’ve got to stand up to these conservative writers—Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, and Laura Ingraham—and let them know just where we want the country to go. We know the people of America are far too stupid to run this country. They are ignorant sheep guided by conservatives in talk radio.
Remember, we are the party of inclusion. We are the party that can make a difference, not Mark Levin and his rants, a man that titles himself “The Great One,” a narcissist at best. We are the party that classifies all people into groups. We’re the people who understand that minorities need a helping hand, knowing they couldn’t possibly make it in America on their own. We’re the kind of Americans that believe women have been exploited, and that women like Laura Schlessinger are disgusting for telling them to stay home and raise children.
How dare she insult the women of America? How dare she sell out her sisterhood? How dare she claim mothers bond with their children, and discover the fulfillment of true motherhood? We believe that a woman’s right to choose is what matters most. We believe that feminism is the key to a woman’s independence, because we hate heterosexual, white men. For us, heterosexual, conservative, angry, white men are to blame for all that’s wrong in the world.
We are the party that claims to be for the working man while raising their taxes. We are the people that advocate for the poor, offering them money instead of solutions, and cleanse our guilty consciences when we go home to our mansions on Nantucket, Beacon Hill, and Hollywood. We are the men and women that offer you an unemployment check rather than offering you a job. We believe in keeping America divided, but castigate conservatives for their “lack of unity.”
Our finest men and women are CEO’s, editors, and reporters at the New York Times, Simon & Schuster, Random House, Disney and CNN. Our press operates under the First Amendment, promotes the fondest of our ideals, and claims to be objective. Our best and brightest are Dan Rather, Tom Brokaw, Peter Jennings and Eason Jordan. We rebuke conservatism as an archaic ideology filled with sexist, racist, homophobic, hysterical behavior.
We detest bloggers, the New Media and Free Republic most of all—an insane asylum full of conservative news, views and good old-fashioned Americanism. Their repugnant behavior have toppled a once dominant media empire. We will forever label all of them angry, ignorant bigots.
Thanks to Mark Levin’s rants, we are now threatened by losing our stranglehold on the U.S. Supreme Court. We have had an iron grip on education for forty years, the grip that is slowly slipping on colleges and universities everywhere, as these nefarious conservative organizations continue to grow. It’s a repugnant disease that we must stomp out.
Yet, never forget that we love you, want to protect you, and keep your children from harm by micromanaging every aspect of your life.
We will say whatever it takes to discredit Mark Levin, Rush Limbaugh, Laura Ingraham, Ann Coulter, Michael Medved, David Limbaugh, Walter Williams and any conservative that threatens our ideology. We are socialists, choking in our own hypocrisy, having no other options left, and in the greatest of our ideals, we are imploding. Levin’s Men in Black is not helping!
We must end Mark Levin’s tyrannical tirades, for he is destroying our ideals, our way of life, our party and our ideology.
About the Writer: Chris Davis is a bookkeeper in Carson City. He is Editor at Motorcycle Industry Magazine, and has written one thriller novel, "Elective Decisions," and numerous op-ed articles. Chris receives e-mail at davis35@sycglobal.net.
Hard to tell isn't it?? LOL>
Anyone who tells the truth must be stopped according to the Rats plan.
It seems a bit over the top to be genuine. Then again you never know with today's lefty loonies.
GOOD GRIEF!!!!!!!NUCLEAR-CHEM-SUIT BARF ALERT!!!!!!!!!
Funny, but about half too long.
Sharp wit for a bookkeeper in Carson City.
Kudos! <>g<>
"tounge in cheek?"
I think this paragraph gives it away :
"We are socialists, choking in our own hypocrisy, having no other options left, and in the greatest of our ideals, we are imploding. Levin’s Men in Black is not helping!"
I LOVE MARK LEVIN!!!!!!!!! I WISH I COULD WORK FOR HIM!!! HE IS SOOOOOOOOOO RIGHT ON!!! HE'S A HOTTIE TOO.
Way too long....didn't get a chance to read "We are socialists..."
So, which "American people" is he talking about?
I can imagine a DU'er reading along going, "yeah, right!" again and again but then saying, "hey! wait a minute!" and realizing that someone did something in their cornflakes.
Brevity in the soul of wit.
Just "son" up to his old tricks again. ;)
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