GOOD GRIEF!!!!!!!NUCLEAR-CHEM-SUIT BARF ALERT!!!!!!!!!
"We are the party that claims to be for the working man while raising their taxes. We are the people that advocate for the poor, offering them money instead of solutions, and cleanse our guilty consciences when we go home to our mansions on Nantucket, Beacon Hill, and Hollywood. We are the men and women that offer you an unemployment check rather than offering you a job. We believe in keeping America divided, but castigate conservatives for their “lack of unity"
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