THE INAUGURATION OF GEORGE BUSH DOES NOT MEAN WE’VE LOST

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THE INAUGURATION OF GEORGE BUSH DOES NOT MEAN WE’VE LOST
It Only Means We Haven't Won Yet

Dear MoveonPlease Member,

While less than 52% of this nation’s electorate and less than 10% of the world celebrates the illegal, divisive, no recount allowed, Ohio voter fraud, slimmest of margins, refusal to count California twice, win by George Bush, we here at MoveOnPlease along with millions of the disenfranchised voters (who we wish would have gotten off their big fat...sofas and voted when it counted), will be out on the streets January 20 celebrating the inauguration of the legitimate winners of the 2004 presidential race...John Kerry and...um...who was it...wait a minute...I’ve got it on the tip of my tongue...you know, the adorable young guy with the hair and...oh, yeah...John Edwards.

While those on the right may poo-poo our Democratic right to protest the illegitimate takeover of our government and label us as just bad-losers, must we remind them that the Constitution that they profess so much to love gives us the right not only to demonstrate, but if we want, set up a separate and distinct seat of power. We’re pretty sure it’s in that part that says you can’t yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater.

Well, this isn’t a movie theater. This is our country, and while yes, there are movie theaters in it, though they are now referred to as cineplexes, we’re going to yell "FIRE" if we damn well please. And in this case, "Fire" means, we’re going to do everything we can to flame the people’s burning passion for a blazing new government. Okay, we might have misused the metaphor, but certainly not the point. We will not sit and let a criminal administration continue to lie and mislead this nation.

Although we have yet to have Kerry and Edwards agree to it... in actuality we’re having a tough time locating them...we will go forward with the Inauguration of President Kerry and Vice President The Other Guy...The People’s President and Vice President. Sort of like Mohammed Ali was the people’s champion, though he didn’t accept being drafted into the Army and Viet Nam, which may we remind you, John Kerry reported to duty for.

And after the Inauguration and the balls, that we’re sure will go later and have more "A" list stars involved than the boring one in D.C., we will create a shadow government...THE UNITED STATES OF THE LEGITIMATE AMERICA. Not in Washington, but in Beverly Hills-adjacent, where we’ve rented out some office speace and a post office box which, until WE, THE PEOPLE are returned to our rightful seat of power, will rule fairly and without a war we did not ask for.

Of course, in doing so, we will need to ask our MoveOnPlease membership to reach a little deeper into their pockets and come up with the monies needed to purchase a properly-manned military, stylish but dignified US of LA Supreme Court robes and the deposit we have been asked for by the people who will be renting us the larger P.O. Box we’re looking into upgrading to.

Please watch for our new U.S. of L.A. Federal Government updates. Until then, on Inauguration Day, party like it’s 1984! Or Animal Farm. Something by Orwell.

Yours in Soros,
Your MoveOnPlease.org Team, Mindy, Cindy, Dindy, Josh, Shawn, Sara Bara, and the rest of the MoveOnPlease.org Team

 

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[socal_parrot]

It's humor people...

[steveo]

Can you say poo-poo?

[26lemoncharlie]

Roll up the pant legs it's to late for the shoes!

[wolfpat]

It's humor people...

No. It's not.

[Nevada Mark]

WAAAaaa!

[bill1952]

Yeah.

In the 70s, they had "Dead Baby" jokes. It's like that.

[Migraine]

THE INAUGURATION OF GEORGE BUSH DOES NOT MEAN WE’VE LOST

That's right! (It was the election that did it).

[IamConservative]

"THE INAUGURATION OF GEORGE BUSH DOES NOT MEAN WE’VE LOST"

May I be firs to state the obvious?

Yes, you simple minded moron, you indeed lost. May I also add, you lost fabulously and without style or pride intact.

Didn't add value to the post, but it felt damn good typing it!

[WestCoastGal]

[Imaverygooddriver]

THE INAUGURATION OF GEORGE BUSH DOES NOT MEAN WE’VE LOST

It means you idiots at moveon.org will now have to get real jobs.

[Sterco]

v

[Sterco]

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[spodefly]

There is a little more work involved that that to post a graphic. :)

[Horatio Gates]

It's humor people...

It's the first thing I check for. MoveOnPlease, LOL!

[Redbob]

"this isn’t a movie theater..."

Practice checking your formatting.
I know you can do it.

[Antonello]

It's humor people...

(Taps microphone) Is this thing on?

[Duke Nukum]

I like their version of Michael Moore "I am not an a__hole!"

[SheLion]

Is the DU hell????

[Ticonderoga34]

It's humor but just barely. It's a pretty good reflection of where the Doofus Underground types are at.

I bet you could run this on a loony left website and most people would believe it's true.

[TASMANIANRED]

The the author of this whine.

Your dead voted, your felons voted, some of you voted multiple times, you even bussed them in, You lost.

Go suck on this.

It won't improve your attitude but it will shut your pie hole.