Ex Rips Off Man's Testicle

The Sun ^ | 1.11.2005

[Emmett McCarthy]

Usually they get a lawyer to rip your nuts off. Much more civilized.

[lightman]

There once was a girl named Lorena
Whose husband could not have been meaner
He'd not let her come,
She said, "this is dumb"
And cut off the offending weiner.

But even more cruel was Amanda
Who wielded paws fierce as a Panda
The mis’rable slut
Just pulled off his nut
And ambled out to the veranda!

[dk/coro]

Reminds me of a sailor's girlfriend in Sasebo in the early 50's. I was a very young Ensign and "had the deck" of my destroyer, USS Philip (DDE-498), when this Japanese gal in her early 20's slowly crossed the brow -- and was greeted at the quarterdeck.

She shyly asked for "Faccinni" -- our legendary Boatswain of the First Division. When I asked her why she needed to see him, she responded: "I keeel heeem, veeery slow"!!!

I very quickly advised the lady our favorite sailor (and shoreside rowdy) was not aboard. *S*

(So much for sea stories, tonight.)

[Petronski]

Evil. You're evil.


LOL

[A CA Guy]

Some women just can't take the word no and just go nuts!

[aroostook war]

A vas deferens, I think...

[jwalsh07]

Gives new meaning to "a ball in the hand or two in the bush".

Or something like that.

[griffin]

Bare handed! Wow, what a grip! I'da whomped her in the head with something very heavy!

[RWR8189]

Wasn't Hillary saying something about a testicle lockbox?

[GSWarrior]

Stop it! I had dental surgery this afternoon and it hurts to laugh.

[griffin]

Wonder who told him to break it off?!

[nicmarlo]

I ain't sayin' a word, 'cept "PING"

[DSBull]

And the Woman killed Kenny! B-Ich....



All that talk about making sweaty balls, drove her insane.

[Petronski]

I just think it's weird that it's funny to cut off a man's penis or testicles, but it's bad to comment on the size of a woman's bosom. Interesting world.

Generally, men joke about their balls and talk about them openly. The same cannot be said about women and their breasts (although there are a refreshing few who speak freely).

This would not be a justification, but perhaps might be a cultural explanation.

[Master of Orion]

She must've had some really sharp finger nails! Ouch!

[DSBull]

Nothing quite says I love you, like a violent castration.

[farmfriend]

If this ain't a "just damn" I don't know what is.

[hispanarepublicana]

Stop it! I had dental surgery this afternoon and it hurts to laugh.

Aww, don't be such a sad sac. I'm sorry that you're practicallly prostate with pain...but ureter with us or against us.

[hobson]

Good observation. They also pla uh... position them openly on baseball mounds and football fields and such.

[kenth]

which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: "That’s yours."

Man, how many testicles were ripped off and rolling around that apartment that he had to point out who it belonged to?