Posted on 12/24/2004 7:09:49 AM PST by varina davis
Dec. 24, 2004 -- A "mostly" unidentified object was spotted this morning soaring at extremely high altitude just north of Alaska, apparently headed south.
After pin-pointing the object on radar, U.S. military aircraft was poised to provide an "emergency" escort to the United States and other points through midnight tonight.
Though uncertain of the origin of the high-flying object, it is believed to resemble an old-fashioned sleigh and a jolly fat man can be seen with the reins to a passle of wild reindeer.
The object appears to be overloaded, with strange packages spilling out and dropping onto villages and cities as it makes it's way to various destinations.
President George W. Bush and Pentagon officials are aware of the situation and have ordered an uninterrupted flight for the sleigh, with cookies and hot chocolate served whenever and wherever it lands.
There is also a banner streaming from the rear of the sleigh-like object pronouncing: "Merry Christmas!"
If it has cyrillic letters on the side of it, be afraid, be VERY afraid....
Got your attention though, didn't it? Would you have read a post that was titled Santa is on his way?
Seal-the-borders bump!
That sounds is so gross! LOL Under my "tree" was an embroidery sewing machine. My "SANTA" was a sweet boy this year.
Have a Merry Christmas!
Someone's getting an early start. It's not 00:00:00 GMT yet.
Pickled eggs aren't bad but you have to be in the mood for them.
A very Merry Christmas to all
Yeah! NORAD link!
Seeing a Santa Claus. No way. No such thing.
I'll believe in Santa Claus when it snows...when it snows in New Orleans, Houston and Brownsvile Tx on Christmas Eve.
This very moment, the ACLU is drafting a lawsuit that will require the US to "not discriminate" and shoot down Santa for violating our airspace.
Just what the world needs...A Very Merry Christmas. Thank You, God, for sharing Your Son with the world. Blessings and Joy to everybody!
Don't you dare ask for it to be changed. There is always a thread like this on FR on Christmas Eve, and I hope there always will be. This is a good one, varnia.
(C'mon, you had to know what it was when you read it, didn't you?)
A truly awesome version of the song, Just saved it to my music. Thanks and MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AT FREEREPUBLIC.
TO OUR COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF AND HIS FAMILY.
TO ALL OUR TROOPS AND THERE FAMILIES.
FROM ONE PROUD AMERICA ! ! !
Hehe, that's my Christmas book right now! Where'd you get the picture?
I wonder if Santa outsourced his toymaking facility to China?
A Trojan Horse?
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