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BREAKING: INCOMING -- JUST NORTH OF ALASKA....
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| Dec. 24, 2004
| Self
Posted on 12/24/2004 7:09:49 AM PST by varina davis
Dec. 24, 2004 -- A "mostly" unidentified object was spotted this morning soaring at extremely high altitude just north of Alaska, apparently headed south.
After pin-pointing the object on radar, U.S. military aircraft was poised to provide an "emergency" escort to the United States and other points through midnight tonight.
Though uncertain of the origin of the high-flying object, it is believed to resemble an old-fashioned sleigh and a jolly fat man can be seen with the reins to a passle of wild reindeer.
The object appears to be overloaded, with strange packages spilling out and dropping onto villages and cities as it makes it's way to various destinations.
President George W. Bush and Pentagon officials are aware of the situation and have ordered an uninterrupted flight for the sleigh, with cookies and hot chocolate served whenever and wherever it lands.
There is also a banner streaming from the rear of the sleigh-like object pronouncing: "Merry Christmas!"
TOPICS: Breaking News; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: alaska; breaking; falloutshelters; incoming; ufo
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A VERY MERRY AND BLESSED CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR TO ALL MY FRIENDS ON FREEREPUBLIC!
To: varina davis
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posted on
12/24/2004 7:12:44 AM PST
by
Libertarian4Bush
(http://www.homestarrunner.com/xmas04.html)
To: varina davis
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posted on
12/24/2004 7:13:08 AM PST
by
Halgr
(Once a Marine, always a Marine - Semper Fi)
To: varina davis
Thank God! There IS a Santa!
Merry Christmas to ALL!
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posted on
12/24/2004 7:13:11 AM PST
by
SnarlinCubBear
(Santa lives! Santa Lives!)
To: varina davis
"Though uncertain of the origin of the high-flying object, it is believed to resemble an old-fashioned sleigh and a jolly fat man can be seen with the reins to a passle of wild reindee."
...It's a NoKo nuclear sneak attack, the missile tube was built in the shape of St. Nick's sleigh!
Get out the duck tape and plastic sheeting!!!
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posted on
12/24/2004 7:13:24 AM PST
by
adam_az
(UN out of the US! - http://www.moveamericaforward.org/?Page=Petition)
To: varina davis
This can't bode well for the Anti-Christmas Jihadists.
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posted on
12/24/2004 7:14:29 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
("Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown" -- harpseal)
To: varina davis
Merry Christmas to you as well!
Can I ask for a small favor?
Could you please change the title to something less apocalyptic? I nearly had a heart attack when I read it.
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posted on
12/24/2004 7:15:47 AM PST
by
Momaw Nadon
(By the time you read this tagline you've already read it.)
To: varina davis
First stop..........Camp David!
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posted on
12/24/2004 7:16:17 AM PST
by
In The Crease
(Canada---no leftists need apply.)
To: varina davis
Finally a real test for our anti-ballistic sled missiles. ;)
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posted on
12/24/2004 7:16:22 AM PST
by
Bogey78O
("Kill The Tartars on the night of the 15th of the 8th moon")
To: varina davis
Beautiful. Thank you and Merry Christmas!
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posted on
12/24/2004 7:16:26 AM PST
by
Sunshine55
(Clemency for Darrell Birt NOW: http://www.petitiononline.com/su5nshin/petition.html)
To: In The Crease
Yes, and then on to Crawford, Texas, where I hope the President and First Lady have a most blessed Christmas!
To: Momaw Nadon
To: varina davis
I hope Santa has IFF.
To: varina davis
Merry Christmas to all!
And to Santa: Thank you for the bestest present of all:
FOUR MORE YEARS!
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posted on
12/24/2004 7:21:24 AM PST
by
clyde260
(Public Enemy #1: Network News!)
To: varina davis
I hope he is bringing that cordless drill I asked for.
No hot chocolate and cookies here. I am leaving a beer and jar of pickled eggs under the tree.
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posted on
12/24/2004 7:21:51 AM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum europe vincendarum (Merry Christmas))
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
I hope he visits our troops first and keeps them safe through Christmas and the New Year.
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
LOL......Boys will be boys
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posted on
12/24/2004 7:22:48 AM PST
by
Halgr
(Once a Marine, always a Marine - Semper Fi)
To: varina davis
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Hmmmm? Nothing seen here yet...
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posted on
12/24/2004 7:22:58 AM PST
by
GRRRRR
(My Favorite Christmas Carols: "O Holy Night" and "Little Drummer Boy"...)
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity; Harmless Teddy Bear; varina davis; cyborg
I'll believe in Santa Claus when his existence is confirmed by Art Bell AND George Noury.
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posted on
12/24/2004 7:23:00 AM PST
by
Do not dub me shapka broham
(Why did it take me so long to come up with a new tag-line, huh?! What's up with that?)
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