Posted on 12/16/2004 7:58:15 PM PST by tomkow6
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...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....wake up!..............I got some MORE ideas.......why?......cause we gotta....huh?....I wanna sleep....no, GET UP!....we gonna go shoppin' AGAIN??..... MORE EXCITING Holiday GIFTS! Welcome to Camp RUN-A-MUK! We've got Eye candy...Mind candy...and Chicken soup for the soul! Welcome to the ULTIMATE Shopping guide, part 2!
Lady Jag once said, "Love is a battlefield." And she couldn't be more right. It's a tough world out there... between dating, and work, and dating, and errands, and dating... life can eat you alive. To compete in the real world, you gotta be equipped. And that's where the Miss Army Knife comes in. It's a complete field artillery kit that looks like an innocent Swiss Army Knife. But it contains everything you need to survive rough terrain or rough dates. The Miss Army Knife opens every which way and includes the following indispensable tools... flashlight..perfume bottle..keychain..bottle opener..needle & thread..screwdriver..safety pin..scissors..corkscrew..ruler..mirror..nail file..pen..pill box..tweezers knife
It's brilliantly designed and built to last. The uses are endless -- use the knife to carve your lover's initials on a fence post. Use the nail file to file it away once you dump him. Use the perfume bottle to attract a replacement. Use the flashlight to show him the door when you dump him. About the only thing you can't do with it is use the needle & thread to mend your broken heart. The Miss Army Knife makes a wonderful and thoughtful gift, which makes us wonder what it's doing at Camp Run-A-Muk! MR. MOUTHYMOUTH
It's made of flesh-like rubber, with a huge teeth, a flexible tongue, and eyeballs that seem to dangle on strands of exposed flesh. Because it's so flexible, you can make all sorts of disgusting faces with it. It's more fun that a barrel of mucus! HALF HAMSTER / HALF GODZILLA Run! Flee! Beat it! It's Hamzilla! Dancing Hamsters have reached a new level of stupidity with this marvel. It's a little stuffed hamster dressed in a Godzilla costume. That's right... a hamster in a monster costume. It doesn't get much stupider than this. But there's more... When you press his Godzilla foot, he sings and dances a pretty heavy rock song. You probably won't my "voices", but here are the lyrics... He picks up a bus Oh, no. They say he's got to go.
If you know what's good for you, you'll buy a Hamzilla. You don't want to make him mad.
So you can see why Camp Run-A-Muk is so excited to offer this incredible Hamster Clock for your consideration. It's by far the most remarkable clock we have ever seen. The colorful Hamster Clock features a furry, mechanical hamster inside of a hamster exercise wheel. Once every minute, THE HAMSTER RUNS and the hamster wheel goes around one revolution. The wheel is connected to an intricate series of 12 gears -- So when the hamster wheel goes around, it makes the clock's minute hand move 1-minute forward.
How does the word in the box make you feel?
If the very mention of liberals makes you scream in frustration and pull the hair out of your head, then this punching bag might save your sanity, if not your very life.
The John Kerry Bop Bag stands a mighty 46 inches tall with a sand-filled base so he pops back up after you bop 'em. A politician has to be thick-skinned, the Kerry Bop Bag is made of durable vinyl. As a finishing touch, Kerry sports a pair of 3-D Boxing Gloves that squeak when you slug them.
SINGIN' IN THE RAIN PUPPY
And we suppose this toy can be considered annoying as well. It's a little stuffed puppy who refuses to let a rain storm dampen his spirits. When you press his paw, "Singin' In The Rain" plays and the pooch swings his umbrella from side to side.
FREE, with the purchase a 1-year subscription to It starts innocently enough... You find a little kitten on your doorstep and "rescue" it. Then, somehow, another cat comes along, and you take that one in, too. Then another. And another. Before long, you look in the mirror and... OH MY GOD!!! You're a Crazy Cat Lady!!!! The people who designed The Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure certainly must know such a person. Because this bizarre toy captures the Cat Lady Phenomenon to a "T"! The Crazy Cat Lady stands 5-1/4" tall and can be posed however you like. No cats, puppies, hamsters, or my "voices" were harmed in the creation of this opening! Nor was Santa Claus! |
Thanks Fawnn!
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Gordon Gano? is pretty talented
He did a gospel album with a band called "the mercy seat" that cooks
I was sorta kidding about global warming. Have had experience in the road icing phenomena tho'. Sounds like you need Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers for Christmas to not only make driving safer but a lot more fun.
f any one can find some christmasy stuff by Joemy Wilson or Kim Robertson I'd really like that
I went to LA once...got to longbeach and turned around and went south L0L so much for my LA experiances ;^)
LOL! This is getting pretty amazing. And I mean that in a really childish kind of way. I mentioned on here the other day that I was dealing with some DUmmie wannabies on a local forum in my hometown newspaper. The Rats on there were sooo desperate to smear little ol me they were sinking to asking if I was "wasting their tax money" Well it's gotten worse. Check this out. It's from a Rat going by the name of "Proud American". It seems he has a few questions about my service in Iraq. Here's what he had to say:
"Tx, i commend you for your service in iraq, if you really did spend a full year over there.
Question for you? Just what did you do, what was your responsibilities while you were over in iraq? Were you involved in any combat? What division, brigade, company were you in and were abouts in iraq did you serve.
Were you in the U.S. armed forces over there or were you working for a private contractor, ie; haliburton or someother?
And finally, if you saw combat, did you have to kill anyone either insurgent or
iraqi civilian? Nothing meant by that, just courious if you had to kill anyone.
It would be real interesting to know what your capacity was with the military while you were over there if you dont mind telling us.
I be waiting to here your answer."
And here's my reply:
""if you really did spend a full year over there."
LOL! No bias or agenda in that question is there PA?
I was there from April 2003 to April 2004.
"Just what did you do, what was your responsibilities while you were over in iraq? Were you involved in any combat? What division, brigade, company were you in and were abouts in iraq did you serve."
Primary responsibility was Public/Civil Affairs. I also pulled guard duty...I personally participated in raids and helped secure areas during cordon and searches and vehicle searches at traffic control points by other units within our Brigade.
"Were you in the U.S. armed forces over there or were you working for a private contractor, ie; haliburton or someother?"
You obviously haven't been paying attention here PA. I'm active duty. I was in Baghdad with the 3rd Brigade, 1st Armored Division based right ehre at Ft. Riley, Kansas. We had responsibility for most of NW Baghdad. Our sector ran from the Tigress River, weat to the Abu Ghraib Market area to the Green Zone near Saddam's "Four Heads" Palace. Nice try at the Halliburton smear. You guys crack me up.
"And finally, if you saw combat, did you have to kill anyone either insurgent or
iraqi civilian? Nothing meant by that, just courious if you had to kill anyone. "
Yes I was involved in combat. Never killed an Iraq civilian. I hope that doesn't disappoint you too badly. I know you were just hoping to recommend me for a war crimes trial if I'd said yes. Try again sucker!
Now I'm not sure what kind of fun you're going to have with my full disclosure of my year in Iraq. But then again I could really care less. I have nothing to hide."
If any of you would like to give this idiot a little dose of reality...here's the link.
http://www.mypbdollarsaver.com/forum//viewtopic.php?t=66&start=60
Howdy, Tex!
Glad to see your cutting edge is still sharp as ever.
Personally, I won't talk to them - ever. I have too little time as it is, to waste words on clueless parasites who live off the fruits of your labor and mine.
Nicetaseeyah!
WOO HOO it's really you!!
TOOOO funny! Thanks for posting.
". I have too little time as it is, to waste words on clueless parasites who live off the fruits of your labor and mine."
Don't worry Sarge I got this one. It gives me something to do on my leave.
You just get your soldiers ready for what's waiting for them.
I'll keep the riff raff in check.
Done and done.
I'll be Acting Platoon Sergeant until our boss comes back off Advance Party. Sometime late January, if the water don't rise...
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