Posted on 12/16/2004 7:58:15 PM PST by tomkow6
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...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....wake up!..............I got some MORE ideas.......why?......cause we gotta....huh?....I wanna sleep....no, GET UP!....we gonna go shoppin' AGAIN??..... MORE EXCITING Holiday GIFTS! Welcome to Camp RUN-A-MUK! We've got Eye candy...Mind candy...and Chicken soup for the soul! Welcome to the ULTIMATE Shopping guide, part 2!
Lady Jag once said, "Love is a battlefield." And she couldn't be more right. It's a tough world out there... between dating, and work, and dating, and errands, and dating... life can eat you alive. To compete in the real world, you gotta be equipped. And that's where the Miss Army Knife comes in. It's a complete field artillery kit that looks like an innocent Swiss Army Knife. But it contains everything you need to survive rough terrain or rough dates. The Miss Army Knife opens every which way and includes the following indispensable tools... flashlight..perfume bottle..keychain..bottle opener..needle & thread..screwdriver..safety pin..scissors..corkscrew..ruler..mirror..nail file..pen..pill box..tweezers knife
It's brilliantly designed and built to last. The uses are endless -- use the knife to carve your lover's initials on a fence post. Use the nail file to file it away once you dump him. Use the perfume bottle to attract a replacement. Use the flashlight to show him the door when you dump him. About the only thing you can't do with it is use the needle & thread to mend your broken heart. The Miss Army Knife makes a wonderful and thoughtful gift, which makes us wonder what it's doing at Camp Run-A-Muk! MR. MOUTHYMOUTH
It's made of flesh-like rubber, with a huge teeth, a flexible tongue, and eyeballs that seem to dangle on strands of exposed flesh. Because it's so flexible, you can make all sorts of disgusting faces with it. It's more fun that a barrel of mucus! HALF HAMSTER / HALF GODZILLA Run! Flee! Beat it! It's Hamzilla! Dancing Hamsters have reached a new level of stupidity with this marvel. It's a little stuffed hamster dressed in a Godzilla costume. That's right... a hamster in a monster costume. It doesn't get much stupider than this. But there's more... When you press his Godzilla foot, he sings and dances a pretty heavy rock song. You probably won't my "voices", but here are the lyrics... He picks up a bus Oh, no. They say he's got to go.
If you know what's good for you, you'll buy a Hamzilla. You don't want to make him mad.
So you can see why Camp Run-A-Muk is so excited to offer this incredible Hamster Clock for your consideration. It's by far the most remarkable clock we have ever seen. The colorful Hamster Clock features a furry, mechanical hamster inside of a hamster exercise wheel. Once every minute, THE HAMSTER RUNS and the hamster wheel goes around one revolution. The wheel is connected to an intricate series of 12 gears -- So when the hamster wheel goes around, it makes the clock's minute hand move 1-minute forward.
How does the word in the box make you feel?
If the very mention of liberals makes you scream in frustration and pull the hair out of your head, then this punching bag might save your sanity, if not your very life.
The John Kerry Bop Bag stands a mighty 46 inches tall with a sand-filled base so he pops back up after you bop 'em. A politician has to be thick-skinned, the Kerry Bop Bag is made of durable vinyl. As a finishing touch, Kerry sports a pair of 3-D Boxing Gloves that squeak when you slug them.
SINGIN' IN THE RAIN PUPPY
And we suppose this toy can be considered annoying as well. It's a little stuffed puppy who refuses to let a rain storm dampen his spirits. When you press his paw, "Singin' In The Rain" plays and the pooch swings his umbrella from side to side.
FREE, with the purchase a 1-year subscription to It starts innocently enough... You find a little kitten on your doorstep and "rescue" it. Then, somehow, another cat comes along, and you take that one in, too. Then another. And another. Before long, you look in the mirror and... OH MY GOD!!! You're a Crazy Cat Lady!!!! The people who designed The Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure certainly must know such a person. Because this bizarre toy captures the Cat Lady Phenomenon to a "T"! The Crazy Cat Lady stands 5-1/4" tall and can be posed however you like. No cats, puppies, hamsters, or my "voices" were harmed in the creation of this opening! Nor was Santa Claus! |
Chicagoland Weather
December 17, 2004 | |
Chicago, IL | |
Sunrise | 7:13 AM (CST) |
Sunset | 4:21 PM (CST) |
Hrs. of Daylight | 9 Hrs., 8 Mins |
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Good morning, Uncleshag!
Good morning, Fawnn!
Good morning, Gummy!
Good morning, Mylife!
Good morning, Beachy!
Good morning, Acad!
I don't have that Christmas claasic!
Thanks for all those Gift Ideas...very, very interesting, especially the crazy cat woman doll with all her cats. Honestly though, I think I have punched John Kerry enough.
no prob. someone does.
This gives new meaning to "do not put you candle under a burqua"
Good morning, Mr. Tom and the rest of the troops!
Tomkow - word on the street is that you have a holiday line of burkas. True? False? "Got any pitchers"?
Good morning Tom.
Merry Christmas
-- use the knife to carve your lover's initials on a fence post. Use the nail file to file it away once you dump him. Use the perfume bottle to attract a replacement. Use the flashlight to show him the door when you dump him. About the only thing you can't do with it is use the needle & thread to mend your broken heart.
Just too dang good , I tell ya what!
As an American Woman, it is hard to imagine being confined under the weight of all that "dark" fabric, and I certainly understand your Ire. Isn't it funny , "ire" is a part of "Ire"land? Reminds me of this joke, the definition of an Irish woman, is a Woman who can tell her man to go to hell, and he is glad to go. :-)
Hush..I said!!
I was COLD..thankyou:>))
Nice Doggie..GOOD boy:>))
I'm TIRED!
We'll sleep in today, THANK YOU!
Is it morning, already?
On This Day In History
Birthdates which occurred on December 17:
1706 Gabrielle Châtelet [La belle Emilie] French writer (Voltaire)
1734 William Floyd US soldier/signer (Declaration of Independence)
1778 Sir Humphrey Davy discovered several chemical elements
1797 Joseph Henry US, scientist/inventor/pioneer of electromagnetism
1824 John Kerr System physicist (electro-visually Kerr-effect)
1824 Manning Ferguson Force Brevet Major General (Union volunteers), died in 1899
1835 Alexander E Agassiz US, businessman/biologist/geology
1873 Ford Madox Ford England, novelist/editor (The Inheritors)
1874 William Lyon Mackenzie King (L), 10th Canadian PM (1921-30, 1935-48)
1894 Arthur Fiedler Boston MA, conductor (Boston Pops)
1894 Hans [Henry] Kramers Dutch theoretical physicist (quantum mechanics)
1903 Erskine P Caldwell author (Tobacco Road, God's Little Acre)
1908 Willard Frank Libby inventor (carbon-14 "atomic clock" (Nobel 1960))
1935 Cal Ripken Sr baseball manager (Baltimore Orioles)
1939 Eddie Kendricks Alabama, rocker (Temptations-My Girl, Boogie Down)
1942 Paul Butterfield Chicago IL, blues musician (Better Days)
1944 Jack L Chalker US, sci-fi author (Charon: A Dragon at the Gate, Saga of Well World)
1970 Benedictine [St Bernard] becomes heaviest known dog (137 kg)
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