[tomkow6]

Good morning, Uncleshag!

[uncleshag]

And a very Good Morning to you, Sir!

-- use the knife to carve your lover's initials on a fence post. Use the nail file to file it away once you dump him. Use the perfume bottle to attract a replacement. Use the flashlight to show him the door when you dump him. About the only thing you can't do with it is use the needle & thread to mend your broken heart.

Just too dang good , I tell ya what!