Yep! The Stones are still the best, but we're gettin' old, but some things never change...
Habba good day....................FRegards
Posted on 11/28/2004 9:20:54 PM PST by gonzo
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Date : 2004-11-28
JUST ASKIN’ XX ©
by Norman Liebmann
Just askin’: Wouldn’t French flags make great beach towels?
Just askin’: Is John Edwards still around?
Just askin’: Would it not be a boon to Mankind if silent prayer could be extended to include silent rock ‘n’ roll?
Just askin’: Is it less than a coincidence that Arab and OPEC are both four-letter words?
Just askin’: Why do we take seriously the political opinions of Harry Belafonte whose main claim to fame is singing about bananas?
Just askin’: Re Arlen Specter - How much of this shit are we expected to take?
Just askin’: Is it true Barney Frank will offer legislation to have a special section of Arlington Cemetery set aside exclusively for gays, and change their designation from “The Honored Dead” to “The Charming dead”?
Just askin’: Is it true geneticists can tell a person’s race by whether their chromosomes have their caps on backwards?
Just askin’: Is it true if he could get one out in the moonlight, Bill Clinton would get a totem pole in trouble?
Just askin’: During the upcoming session of the Senate will John Kerry break his all-time record for non-attendance?
Just askin’: Would Bubba attempt to rewrite history by identifying the stain on Monica’s blue dress, on display in the Clinton Library, as Hollandaise sauce?
Just askin’: Why do basketball players over seven feet tall have to jump up in the air in order to shake hands?
Just askin’: How come Republicans have constituents and Democrats have accomplices?
Just askin’: Would the problem on our southern border go away if we start thinking of illegal aliens as people who are not trying to get into America, but just trying to get out of Mexico?
Just askin’: Had he been elected President, would John Kerry have been unable to throw in the towel in Iraq, considering it’s still lying right where he threw it in Viet Nam?
Just askin’: Is America ready for a TV talk show starring pretty perky Katie Couric and kewpie journal-ette Margaret Carlson to establish the level of the average viewer’s vomit threshold?
Just askin’: Would getting rid of the black robes be a step toward curing liberal Judges who suffer from delusions of infallibility?
Just askin’: Whatever became of Winnie Mandela, the Oprah Winfrey of the Serengeti?
Just askin: If Hillary Clinton had lived during Elizabethan times, would Shakespeare have cast her in the role of Lady MacBitch?
Just askin’: Isn’t France much of the source of the world’s pornography? After all, the term “French pictures” didn’t get its name in Bulgaria.
Just askin’: Was Kofi Annan elected Secretary General because he could speak Zambezi without a Matabele accent?
Just askin’: Why is John McCain politically on the wrong side of everything, and how did he get so infallible in determining which side is wrong-er than the other?
Just askin’: Are the Republican election wins in the Senate, the House of Representatives, and the White House a sure sign that stealth socialism is losing its stealth?
Just askin’: Why does every TV news show find it necessary to empanel “the obligatory jerk”, and does the name Neil Gabler ring a bell?
Just askin’: Where do Democrats get the idea that everyone has a right to be religious as long as it’s not George W. Bush. Talk about discrimination!
Just askin’: Is Juan Williams liberal because he's black or black because he’s liberal, and, in any case, is there a way to keep him from switching the subject to make race the fulcrum of every conversation?
Just askin’: Is it too much to expect Mexican President Vicente Fox to do a better job of neglecting his own people?
Just askin’: In order to operate on Bill Clinton’s heart, didn’t the surgeons first have to make it the object of a scavenger hunt?
Just askin’: When is Michael Moore going to own up to the fact that his real parents are Helen Thomas and Shrek?
Just askin’: Why would anyone pay thirty bucks to read an autobiography in which Bill Clinton lies his ass off (in detail) about his moral vagrancy?
Just askin’: If, as the peaceniks claim, the Iraqis have no serious weapons, are they throwing their bullets at our troops by hand?
Just askin’: Why doesn’t drug legalization advocate, George Soros, kill two birds with one stone by changing the name of Move On.Org to Methadone.Org for the Masses?
Just askin’: Am I the only one who thinks that 98% of the people getting busted on the show “Cops” are from the same part of town, or is that strictly imagination?
Just askin’: If Bill Clinton fails to realize his ambition of becoming the Secretary General of the United Nations, will he settle for the job of maitre d’ at the International House of Pancakes? Before trying to appoint Bill Clinton as the head of the United Nations, shouldn’t we first ask ourselves, how badly does that World Body need a penile implant?
Just askin’: Why do we look to an Arab named Zogby to give us the definitive evaluation of what Americans are thinking? If he really knew, he wouldn’t like it.
Just askin': Did Jeff Birnbaum ever have a clue, or is the only way to establish that with a colonoscopy? The Fox News Channel has given Birnbaum the sobriquet of “The ‘Splainer Man”. (Isn’t that precious?)
Just askin’: Isn’t it probable that in all same sex marriages the first one up in the morning is the best dressed?
Just askin’: Wouldn’t you figure with all their people starving, the Arabs could think of something better to do with their money than build crap libraries in Arkansas?
Just askin’: Why is it most Palestinians keep their faces covered, except for the late Yasser Arafat, who was the one sonofabitch who desperately needed to?
Just askin’: isn’t it time to change the name of our nation’s capital to Inner City D.C.?
Just askin’: Why isn’t the UN subject to indictment for RICO violations?
Just askin’: Have the French figured out what they are going to do about the hushed up contagious disease Yasser Arafat died of, or will they wait until people once again start asking, “Is Paris Burning?”
Just askin’: As long as so many Arabs already live in tents, shouldn’t that make Islam easier to fumigate?
Just askin’: Do you want to know why Palestinians wear masks? Did you ever see one?
Just askin’: If same-sex marriage is against the Law of Islam, why do the mullahs look the other way when it comes to species?
Just askin’: Why don’t those pervert searchers at airport boarding gates wait until you are in the air to grope you so you can be eligible for membership in the Mile High Club?
and …
Just askin’: Why not join all the “Have not - Hate America” nations together
into one country and call it Swarthyland?
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I figured it out, Norm.
How's about a ping-pong, John?
Fregards, all..........gonzo
Miss you, dude!
I only heard of firehat the other day here on FR, and thought it was a strange coincidence to see a Norm Liebmann at the same time I'm watching Norm Liebmann's The Munsters on DVD. Turns out they're one and the same! Pretty cool!
LOL! Love this one. Great thoughts Norm.
Just askin’: Is it true geneticists can tell a person’s race by whether their chromosomes have their caps on backwards?
Outlandishly bazaar...thanks.
Keep 'em comin' Norm.
:>)
"Isn’t it probable that in all same sex marriages the first one up in the morning is the best dressed?"
LOL, I'm almost 100% sure it's true!
What's wrong with with rock'n roll?
I know it's only rock'n roll but I like it, like it, yes, I do.
No. Like the French people, they are not tough enough for the job.
Press conferences were reporter obedience training during the Clinton years. A Norm Liebman good one.
Yep! The Stones are still the best, but we're gettin' old, but some things never change...
Habba good day....................FRegards
Thanks for the smiles, Firehat and Gonzo!
Thanks, gonzo! This was a good one to start my day with.
Damn! I gotta start reading this stuff before I post it! That is farking-funny..............FRegards
BTTT
Buenos Nachos
firehat
Now there's a name I haven't seen around here for a long time.
Thanks for posting this.
Regards,
LH
Gotta teach him how to post his own articles, Lancey.
Geez, it was hard for me to figure it out, and I'm an Injuneer!..............FRegards
Sí. Nachos son muy bueno J
C
End the day with a smile. Thanks.
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