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Fun Things to Say to Liberals Now the Election Is Over
Posted on 11/27/2004 7:50:19 PM PST by vanburen
1. Your papers, please.
2. If you idiots ever shut up, I'd have nothing to laugh at!
3. Who cares if Old Europe would’ve voted for Kerry? We protect old Europe. The children don’t tell the grownups when they want to go to bed.
4. Thank God for the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth.
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: humor; joke; jokes; kerrydefeat; laugh; laughs
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posted on
11/27/2004 7:50:19 PM PST
by
vanburen
To: vanburen
31. When are you idiots going to hurry up and move to Canada?
32. Here that? That is the sound of a baby not being aborted.
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posted on
11/27/2004 7:56:24 PM PST
by
Blood of Tyrants
(God is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat.)
To: vanburen
Hmmm did you see they counted the Ohio Provisional ballots and Bush beat Kerry by an even LARGER margin now?
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posted on
11/27/2004 7:56:32 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(Next up, US Senate. 60 in 06!)
To: vanburen
4. Thank God for the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth.For their service past & present. They made a difference then & now. Let's hope they can return to their lives without retribution & with the honor they deserve.
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posted on
11/27/2004 7:57:28 PM PST
by
AZamericonnie
(They say I have ADD but they just don't understand.....oh look! A chicken!)
To: Blood of Tyrants
33. Yes, we DO have a secret agenda to convert everyone to fundamentalist Baptist theology and if they resist, well, we're just going to ship those hard-cores off to specially prepared camps. It's going to be great!
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posted on
11/27/2004 8:01:19 PM PST
by
WorkingClassFilth
(From Ku Klux Klan to the modern era of the Koo Kleft Klan...the true RAT legacy.)
To: vanburen
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posted on
11/27/2004 8:04:50 PM PST
by
Theresawithanh
(Snappy, witty, humerous tagline needed! Will pay in Marlboro Miles...)
To: ImaTexan
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posted on
11/27/2004 8:06:42 PM PST
by
bjcintennessee
(Don't Sweat the Small Stuff)
To: vanburen
Those were great. Thanks.
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posted on
11/27/2004 8:11:27 PM PST
by
knuthom
To: vanburen
How about this one?: Shut up or I'll pray for you.
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posted on
11/27/2004 8:12:46 PM PST
by
Bullish
To: WorkingClassFilth
Laura Bush for President in 2008!
10
posted on
11/27/2004 8:12:51 PM PST
by
aviator
(Armored Pest Control)
To: aviator
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posted on
11/27/2004 8:14:23 PM PST
by
ConservativeMan55
(DON'T FIRE UNTIL YOU SEE THE WHITES OF THE CURTAINS THEY ARE WEARING ON THEIR HEADS !)
To: vanburen
How about -
"One Bush, One Dick the God intended it to be."
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posted on
11/27/2004 8:17:23 PM PST
by
expatguy
(Fallujah Delenda Est!!)
To: vanburen
My friend sends me anti-Bush emails and I sent him a reply, "You should be happy, you now have 4 more years to make fun of him." He wasn't too pleased.
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posted on
11/27/2004 8:19:25 PM PST
by
killjoy
(My kid is the bomb at Islam Elementary!)
To: vanburen
'NUFF SAID!!!
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posted on
11/27/2004 8:20:30 PM PST
by
luvie
(WE DID NOT WAVER; WE DID NOT TIRE; WE DID NOT FALTER; AND WE DID NOT FAIL!! GWB ROCKS!!!!!!!!)
To: vanburen
If you don't think your vote was counted, you can pull my finger to vote again.
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posted on
11/27/2004 8:21:17 PM PST
by
Splatter
To: vanburen
To: vanburen
Dubya... F**K YEAH!!!
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posted on
11/27/2004 8:25:10 PM PST
by
Chode
(American Hedonist ©® - Dubya... F**K YEAH!!!)
To: vanburen
"Yes, we stole the election, but we're not telling you how."
"I hear that the Ohio vote re-count is going for Kerry."
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posted on
11/27/2004 8:29:03 PM PST
by
InvisibleChurch
(Good ol' Coney Island College. Go WhiteFish. / pay no attention to the primedial newscasts)
To: Chode
In the News/Activism forum, on a thread titled Fun Things to Say to Liberals Now the Election Is Over, Chode wrote:
Dubya... F**K YEAH!!!
"4 more years. Learn it, Live it, LOVE IT!"
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posted on
11/27/2004 8:29:08 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(Next up, US Senate. 60 in 06!)
To: vanburen
Whenever anyone I know complains about the election, I just smile and say: SCOREBOARD.
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