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Fun Things to Say to Liberals Now the Election Is Over

Posted on 11/27/2004 7:50:19 PM PST by vanburen

1. Your papers, please.

2. If you idiots ever shut up, I'd have nothing to laugh at!

3. Who cares if Old Europe would’ve voted for Kerry? We protect old Europe. The children don’t tell the grownups when they want to go to bed.

4. Thank God for the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: humor; joke; jokes; kerrydefeat; laugh; laughs
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To: Angry Republican

About #18, what's the story with Jeb? I haven't heard his name being tossed around at all for 2008. Has he taken himself out of the running?


21 posted on 11/27/2004 8:32:00 PM PST by guinnessman
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To: vanburen

To the locals, I like saying "Don't blame me, I voted for Jack E. Robinson." He ran against Kennedy for US Senator.


22 posted on 11/27/2004 8:32:05 PM PST by ConservativeStatement
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To: vanburen

I bet your kids don't keep score either.


23 posted on 11/27/2004 8:32:36 PM PST by Splatter
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To: vanburen

# whatever. "Aren't you supposed to be in reeducation camp?"

# whatever. "Will you hold these snakes I'm handling while I have a cigarette?"


24 posted on 11/27/2004 8:33:16 PM PST by NaughtiusMaximus (Their women give good lamentation, maybe we can conquer them again sometime.)
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To: Blood of Tyrants

33. Because of Patriot Act III the government knows who voted for Kerry. Kerry voters are being deported to France.


25 posted on 11/27/2004 8:34:37 PM PST by longtermmemmory (VOTE!)
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To: vanburen

34. Did you see K-Mart's new line of assault weapons for teens?


26 posted on 11/27/2004 8:36:56 PM PST by BraveMan
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To: guinnessman

Not sure. Maybe he doesn't want the presidency.


27 posted on 11/27/2004 8:39:39 PM PST by Angry Republican (yvan eht nioj!)
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To: BraveMan

35. Flee to Canada? Didn't you hear canadian provinces are becoming part of the USA?

( http://www.unitednorthamerica.org )


28 posted on 11/27/2004 8:40:37 PM PST by longtermmemmory (VOTE!)
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To: vanburen
OK, here's some tips on dealing with defeat from Jimmah, as told to Mike Dukakis just before the 88 election, courtesy SNL.

Michael Dukakis: I'm about to lose as bad as you did. Maybe worse. How did you deal with it afterwards?

Jimmy Carter: Well, basically, Michael, you go through three stages. The first is Denial: "I did win! I am the President! Yahoo!" But then when Reagan got inaugurated, I had to move on to the next stage.

Michael Dukakis: Which is?

Jimmy Carter: Anger. I was one pissed-off cracker!

Michael Dukakis: And then what?

Jimmy Carter: Well, then, Michael - Acceptance. I had to accept the fact that I was a downer. A liberal downer. A malaise-ridden liberal downer. A free-spending malaise-ridden liberal downer, who only knew..

Michael Dukakis: Jimmy, Jimmy.. believe me, I understand.

29 posted on 11/27/2004 8:40:48 PM PST by ImpeachandRemove (four more years of dubya, then eight more years of Jeb:))
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To: vanburen

How about:"Man, you guys HATE Bush and think he is a dolt, but you couldn't beat the guy!! How funny is that, LOSERS!"


30 posted on 11/27/2004 8:42:13 PM PST by shellshocked
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To: vanburen

bump


31 posted on 11/27/2004 8:51:11 PM PST by blackeagle
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To: vanburen

When I see Kerry stickers on cars on the highway, I pull alongside and casually flip 'em the Dub. You know...the three-finger salute. I generally pretend to be scratching my nose with one finger; the others just (oops!) pop up, too.


32 posted on 11/27/2004 9:06:29 PM PST by TXBlair (Great day for a mow, eh?)
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To: vanburen

You forgot!

neener, neener, neeennnneeerrr!


33 posted on 11/27/2004 9:31:51 PM PST by x1stcav
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To: Splatter

ROTFL!


34 posted on 11/27/2004 9:34:14 PM PST by ladyinred (Congratulations President Bush! Four more years!)
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To: vanburen

I get a blank page after VRCWC so I can't read the full list, but these are funny!


35 posted on 11/27/2004 9:34:59 PM PST by ladyinred (Congratulations President Bush! Four more years!)
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To: Bullish
Shut up or I'll pray for you. That's funny!
36 posted on 11/27/2004 9:37:31 PM PST by demsux
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To: vanburen

"'tis sad to see the sons of learning in everlasting hellfire burning, while he who never read one line doth in eternal glory shine."


37 posted on 11/27/2004 9:39:21 PM PST by Jagman (Teamwork sucks)
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To: TXBlair
"When I see Kerry stickers on cars on the highway, I pull alongside and casually flip 'em the Dub. You know...the three-finger salute. I generally pretend to be scratching my nose with one finger; the others just (oops!) pop up, too."

I flip them the "L" for loser sign.

38 posted on 11/27/2004 9:43:01 PM PST by Neanderthal
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To: Neanderthal

Remember Kerry supporters are violent.

They are a cornered mouse with rabies.

So be careful when flashing a "L" at these dimwits.

They have lost all, contnue to loose more, and may feeeeeeeeeeel they have nothing else to loose.


39 posted on 11/27/2004 9:49:33 PM PST by longtermmemmory (VOTE!)
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To: vanburen

So this is Christmas.


40 posted on 11/27/2004 9:49:49 PM PST by fatima (Pray for our troops.)
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