Posted on 11/27/2004 7:50:19 PM PST by vanburen
1. Your papers, please.
2. If you idiots ever shut up, I'd have nothing to laugh at!
3. Who cares if Old Europe would’ve voted for Kerry? We protect old Europe. The children don’t tell the grownups when they want to go to bed.
4. Thank God for the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth.
About #18, what's the story with Jeb? I haven't heard his name being tossed around at all for 2008. Has he taken himself out of the running?
To the locals, I like saying "Don't blame me, I voted for Jack E. Robinson." He ran against Kennedy for US Senator.
# whatever. "Aren't you supposed to be in reeducation camp?"
# whatever. "Will you hold these snakes I'm handling while I have a cigarette?"
33. Because of Patriot Act III the government knows who voted for Kerry. Kerry voters are being deported to France.
34. Did you see K-Mart's new line of assault weapons for teens?
Not sure. Maybe he doesn't want the presidency.
35. Flee to Canada? Didn't you hear canadian provinces are becoming part of the USA?
( http://www.unitednorthamerica.org )
Michael Dukakis: I'm about to lose as bad as you did. Maybe worse. How did you deal with it afterwards?
Jimmy Carter: Well, basically, Michael, you go through three stages. The first is Denial: "I did win! I am the President! Yahoo!" But then when Reagan got inaugurated, I had to move on to the next stage.
Michael Dukakis: Which is?
Jimmy Carter: Anger. I was one pissed-off cracker!
Michael Dukakis: And then what?
Jimmy Carter: Well, then, Michael - Acceptance. I had to accept the fact that I was a downer. A liberal downer. A malaise-ridden liberal downer. A free-spending malaise-ridden liberal downer, who only knew..
Michael Dukakis: Jimmy, Jimmy.. believe me, I understand.
How about:"Man, you guys HATE Bush and think he is a dolt, but you couldn't beat the guy!! How funny is that, LOSERS!"
bump
When I see Kerry stickers on cars on the highway, I pull alongside and casually flip 'em the Dub. You know...the three-finger salute. I generally pretend to be scratching my nose with one finger; the others just (oops!) pop up, too.
You forgot!
neener, neener, neeennnneeerrr!
ROTFL!
I get a blank page after VRCWC so I can't read the full list, but these are funny!
"'tis sad to see the sons of learning in everlasting hellfire burning, while he who never read one line doth in eternal glory shine."
I flip them the "L" for loser sign.
Remember Kerry supporters are violent.
They are a cornered mouse with rabies.
So be careful when flashing a "L" at these dimwits.
They have lost all, contnue to loose more, and may feeeeeeeeeeel they have nothing else to loose.
So this is Christmas.
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