The Official FR "I Am Panicking and I Want You To Panic, Too" Thread (Vanity)

Free Republic ^ | November 1, 2004

[Howlin]

Let's let all the Freeper who are panicking use THIS thread so they won't be cluttering up the OTHER THREADS.

[cyborg]

heh! I wish I was home and not in the library to hear him... Poor Rush but he should look at the bright side. If Kerry wins then he will have four years of Lurch,Skerry,etc. jokes to make.

[ShowMeMom]

I'm not panicked, but I am mad as he//. I just sent the following email to every week day show at FNC and I feel much better now, thank you:

How are you going to feel if we wake up Wednesday morning and find out that the next President of the United States was a communist collaborator in 1971 and received a less than honorable discharge from the Navy because YOU "journalist" refused to demand that he sign the form 180 or to report on the REAL documents that raised these questions?

Ex-Fox Fans Union, MO

[zlala]

[Vision]

The Tradesport numbers are looking about as strong for Bush as I've seen.


George W Bush is re-elected as United States President.
-129.9 $141
-130.4 $283
-130.9 $57

John Kerry to be elected as United States President

+122.2 $4068
+113.7 $211
+113.2 $5

[Publius6961]

NOTE TO PANICKERS: If you feel the need to post a one line vanity about how worried you are or how you think this or that, post it where it goes: in General/Chat or Bloggers & Personal; the rest of us do NOT want to read it. We have an election to conduct.

Agree 100%

[mrsmith]

Setting: A cafe. All the customers are Vikings. Mr. and Mrs. bun enter - downwards (on wires).

Mr. Bun (Eric Idle): Morning.

Waitress (Terry Jones): Morning.

Mr. Bun: What have you got, then?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage, and bacon; egg and POLLS; egg, bacon, and POLLS; egg, bacon, sausage and POLLS; POLLS, bacon, sausage, and POLLS; POLLS, egg, POLLS, POLLS, bacon, and POLLS; POLLS, POLLS, POLLS, egg, and POLLS; POLLS, POLLS, POLLS, POLLS, POLLS, POLLS, baked beans, POLL, POLLS, POLLS, and POLLS; or lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pate, brandy, and a fried egg on top and POLLS.

Mrs. Bun (Graham Chapman): Have you got anything without POLLS in it?

Waitress: Well, there's POLLS, egg, sausage, and POLLS. That's not got MUCH POLLS in it.

Mrs. Bun: I don't want _any_ POLLS.

Mr. Bun: Why can't she have egg, bacon, POLLS, and sausage?

Mrs. Bun: That's got POLLS in it!

Mr. Bun: Not as much as POLLS, egg, sausage, and POLLS.

Mrs. Bun: Look, could I have egg, bacon, POLLS, and sausage without the POLLS?

Waitress: Uuuuuuuuugggggh!

Mrs. Bun: What d'you mean uuugggh!? I don't like POLLS.

Vikings: (singing) POLLS, POLLS, POLLS, POLLS. POLLS, POLLS, POLLS, POLLS... Lovely POLLS,wonderful POLLS.... (Brief shot of Viking ship)

Waitress: Shut up. Shut up! Shut up! You can't have egg, bacon, POLLS, and
sausage without the POLLS.

Mrs. Bun: Why not!

Waitress: No, it wouldn't be egg, bacon, POLLS, and sausage, would it.

Mrs. Bun: I don't like POLLS!

Mr. Bun: Don't make a fuss, dear. I'll have your POLLS. I love THEM. I'm
having POLLS, POLLS, POLLS, POLLS, POLLS...

Vikings: (singing) POLLS, POLLS, POLLS, POLLS...

[cyborg]

Can I go throw pies at the Kerry office in my area? please!

[RGSpincich]

the rest of us do NOT want to read it. We have an election to conduct.

Here Here!

[Slip18]

Crude is down. Nazzie is up. S&P is up. Dow is up.

Who's panicking exactly? And why?

I have a fan that is making some noise. Should I panic? Maybe I should take a Xanax. Sheesh.

[tomnbeverly]

Perspective: There is nothing that cannot be accomplished by perserverance, Prayer, Preparation and Persistance. George W. Bush in a Landslide victory.

[cyborg]

ooops sorry! LOL

[Chad Fairbanks]

I was thinking of posting a vality thread in Breaking News that says "IDI AMIN IS STILL DEAD!".

Does that count?

[Bahbah]

Great idea. Now there is only one place we have to go to buck up the wobbly ones. BTW, I am now hearing that Bin Landin has threatened the states that vote for Bush. I do want Americans to be swayed by this. I want them to go out and vote for Bush in record numbers and send a message right back at him.

[Constitution Day]

ROFL!!

[JesseHousman]

I notice the so-called "Freepers" who are harbingers of bad tidings are all newbies. Interesting.

[trentonrevolution]

new tagline check,
thanks

[don-o]

When in danger, or in doubt.

Run in circles, scream and shout.

[cake_crumb]

Mondays always terrify me.

[Skooz]

That's okay. Just panic on your way to the polls.

[Ladysmith]

This is great! So many other threads already have links back to this one!

Way to go, Howlin!