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The Official FR "I Am Panicking and I Want You To Panic, Too" Thread (Vanity)
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| November 1, 2004
Posted on 11/01/2004 9:16:10 AM PST by Howlin
Let's let all the Freeper who are panicking use THIS thread so they won't be cluttering up the OTHER THREADS.
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To: freeperfromnj
heh! I wish I was home and not in the library to hear him... Poor Rush but he should look at the bright side. If Kerry wins then he will have four years of Lurch,Skerry,etc. jokes to make.
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posted on
11/01/2004 9:22:57 AM PST
by
cyborg
(NAACP...national association for the advancement of crotchety,confused people)
To: Howlin
I'm not panicked, but I am mad as he//. I just sent the following email to every week day show at FNC and I feel much better now, thank you:
How are you going to feel if we wake up Wednesday morning and find out that the next President of the United States was a communist collaborator in 1971 and received a less than honorable discharge from the Navy because YOU "journalist" refused to demand that he sign the form 180 or to report on the REAL documents that raised these questions?
Ex-Fox Fans Union, MO
62
posted on
11/01/2004 9:23:10 AM PST
by
ShowMeMom
(Show Me State For Bush!)
To: Howlin
63
posted on
11/01/2004 9:23:12 AM PST
by
zlala
To: Howlin
The Tradesport numbers are looking about as strong for Bush as I've seen.
George W Bush is re-elected as United States President.
-129.9 $141
-130.4 $283
-130.9 $57
John Kerry to be elected as United States President
+122.2 $4068
+113.7 $211
+113.2 $5
64
posted on
11/01/2004 9:23:41 AM PST
by
Vision
("When you trust in yourself, you're trusting in the same wisdom that created you")
To: Howlin
NOTE TO PANICKERS: If you feel the need to post a one line vanity about how worried you are or how you think this or that, post it where it goes: in General/Chat or Bloggers & Personal; the rest of us do NOT want to read it. We have an election to conduct. Agree 100%
65
posted on
11/01/2004 9:24:11 AM PST
by
Publius6961
(The most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.)
To: Howlin
Setting: A cafe. All the customers are Vikings. Mr. and Mrs. bun enter - downwards (on wires).
Mr. Bun (Eric Idle): Morning.
Waitress (Terry Jones): Morning.
Mr. Bun: What have you got, then?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage, and bacon; egg and POLLS; egg, bacon, and POLLS; egg, bacon, sausage and POLLS; POLLS, bacon, sausage, and POLLS; POLLS, egg, POLLS, POLLS, bacon, and POLLS; POLLS, POLLS, POLLS, egg, and POLLS; POLLS, POLLS, POLLS, POLLS, POLLS, POLLS, baked beans, POLL, POLLS, POLLS, and POLLS; or lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pate, brandy, and a fried egg on top and POLLS.
Mrs. Bun (Graham Chapman): Have you got anything without POLLS in it?
Waitress: Well, there's POLLS, egg, sausage, and POLLS. That's not got MUCH POLLS in it.
Mrs. Bun: I don't want _any_ POLLS.
Mr. Bun: Why can't she have egg, bacon, POLLS, and sausage?
Mrs. Bun: That's got POLLS in it!
Mr. Bun: Not as much as POLLS, egg, sausage, and POLLS.
Mrs. Bun: Look, could I have egg, bacon, POLLS, and sausage without the POLLS?
Waitress: Uuuuuuuuugggggh!
Mrs. Bun: What d'you mean uuugggh!? I don't like POLLS.
Vikings: (singing) POLLS, POLLS, POLLS, POLLS. POLLS, POLLS, POLLS, POLLS... Lovely POLLS,wonderful POLLS.... (Brief shot of Viking ship)
Waitress: Shut up. Shut up! Shut up! You can't have egg, bacon, POLLS, and
sausage without the POLLS.
Mrs. Bun: Why not!
Waitress: No, it wouldn't be egg, bacon, POLLS, and sausage, would it.
Mrs. Bun: I don't like POLLS!
Mr. Bun: Don't make a fuss, dear. I'll have your POLLS. I love THEM. I'm
having POLLS, POLLS, POLLS, POLLS, POLLS...
Vikings: (singing) POLLS, POLLS, POLLS, POLLS...
66
posted on
11/01/2004 9:24:17 AM PST
by
mrsmith
("Oyez, oyez! All rise for the Honorable Chief Justice... Hillary Rodham Clinton ")
To: faithincowboys
Can I go throw pies at the Kerry office in my area? please!
67
posted on
11/01/2004 9:24:23 AM PST
by
cyborg
(NAACP...national association for the advancement of crotchety,confused people)
To: Howlin
the rest of us do NOT want to read it. We have an election to conduct. Here Here!
To: Smogger; Howlin
Crude is down. Nazzie is up. S&P is up. Dow is up.
Who's panicking exactly? And why?
I have a fan that is making some noise. Should I panic? Maybe I should take a Xanax. Sheesh.
69
posted on
11/01/2004 9:24:34 AM PST
by
Slip18
To: Howlin
Perspective: There is nothing that cannot be accomplished by perserverance, Prayer, Preparation and Persistance. George W. Bush in a Landslide victory.
70
posted on
11/01/2004 9:24:41 AM PST
by
tomnbeverly
(Kerry will bring the Big Dig to Washington in the form of Healthcare becasue thats what liberals do)
To: benice
71
posted on
11/01/2004 9:24:49 AM PST
by
cyborg
(NAACP...national association for the advancement of crotchety,confused people)
To: Howlin
I was thinking of posting a vality thread in Breaking News that says "IDI AMIN IS STILL DEAD!".
Does that count?
72
posted on
11/01/2004 9:25:00 AM PST
by
Chad Fairbanks
("I don't worry about Muggers. My biggest fear is Poachers." - Elizabeth Edwards)
To: Howlin
Great idea. Now there is only one place we have to go to buck up the wobbly ones. BTW, I am now hearing that Bin Landin has threatened the states that vote for Bush. I do want Americans to be swayed by this. I want them to go out and vote for Bush in record numbers and send a message right back at him.
73
posted on
11/01/2004 9:25:01 AM PST
by
Bahbah
(Proud member of the pajamahadeen)
To: Brett66
To: Howlin
I notice the so-called "Freepers" who are harbingers of bad tidings are all newbies. Interesting.
75
posted on
11/01/2004 9:25:05 AM PST
by
JesseHousman
(Execute Mumia Abu-Jamal)
To: Howlin; All
new tagline check,
thanks
To: Howlin
When in danger, or in doubt.
Run in circles, scream and shout.
77
posted on
11/01/2004 9:25:37 AM PST
by
don-o
(Stop Freeploading. Do the right thing and become a Monthly Donor.)
To: Howlin
Mondays always terrify me.
78
posted on
11/01/2004 9:26:12 AM PST
by
cake_crumb
(UN Resolutions=Very Expensive, Very SCRATCHY Toilet Paper)
To: Howlin
That's okay. Just panic on your way to the polls.
79
posted on
11/01/2004 9:26:20 AM PST
by
Skooz
(Any nation that would elect John Kerry as it's president has forfeited it's right to exist.)
To: Howlin
This is great! So many other threads already have links back to this one!
Way to go, Howlin!
80
posted on
11/01/2004 9:26:20 AM PST
by
Ladysmith
(Uhhh, kin ah git me a huntin' license here?...)
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