We clearly need some help here!!
1 posted on
09/11/2004 9:45:53 PM PDT by
TEXOKIE
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2 posted on
09/11/2004 9:46:52 PM PDT by
Salamander
(This Is A Dark Ride)
To: TEXOKIE
Same as the males, 72 Virginians. And they're gonna be madder'n hell.
To: TEXOKIE
The male Islamokazis get 72 Helen Thomases.
The female Islamokazis get 72 Dan Rathers.
4 posted on
09/11/2004 9:47:34 PM PDT by
TBarnett34
(The Democrats: 9/10 girlie-men in a 9/11 world)
To: TEXOKIE
Dinner with pat buchanan.
To: amom; Yellow Rose of Texas; Ragtime Cowgirl; 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub
HUMOR PING!!!.....HELP WANTED!!!
6 posted on
09/11/2004 9:47:53 PM PDT by
TEXOKIE
(Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
To: TEXOKIE
Having a master who doesn't beat you.
7 posted on
09/11/2004 9:48:08 PM PDT by
Socratic
(Kerry/Edwards - Forging a New Reality)
To: TEXOKIE
1) unlimited shopping
2) side-saddles for camels
3) pictures of Yasser Arafat in a speedo
oh wait, that's what Mohammed Atta got ... nevermind
11 posted on
09/11/2004 9:49:45 PM PDT by
Bobby777
To: TEXOKIE
I've been told they get to service the male terrorists. Can you imagine? Even in Muslim heaven, women are treated as dirt.
To: TEXOKIE
To: TEXOKIE
A weekend at Burga King!!
16 posted on
09/11/2004 9:50:16 PM PDT by
Sacajaweau
(God Bless Our Troops!!)
To: TEXOKIE
I always thought that they might get 72 18 year old boys or at the very least they would be left alone and not be one of the 72 virgins.
However I later learned that there was an error in translation. It is not 72 virgins, rather it is 72 Virginians. It would seem that George Washington, James Madison, Patrick Henry, Thomas Jefferson, Robert E. Lee, Stone Wall Jackson and others have a very special surprise waiting for Bin Laden on the "other side".
To: TEXOKIE
A husband that always leaves the toilet seat down and doesn't want sex when she is tired.
18 posted on
09/11/2004 9:50:30 PM PDT by
VRWC_minion
( I'll send email telling you where to send check.)
To: TEXOKIE
Believe it or not, this question is actually answered
here. You may have to wade through some truly bizarre stuff, but it's there...
22 posted on
09/11/2004 9:51:47 PM PDT by
FredZarguna
(Wearing BLACK Pajamas, in honor of Hanoi John)
To: TEXOKIE
Unlimited Godiva chocolates.
23 posted on
09/11/2004 9:51:53 PM PDT by
Lorianne
To: TEXOKIE
The rest of her family gets to live and she won't have to do dishes in muslim heaven.
28 posted on
09/11/2004 9:53:16 PM PDT by
uvular
(Release your uncensored military, senatorial, and medical records, Mr. Kerry)
To: TEXOKIE
WHAT IS THE REWARD IN PARADISE FOR THE FEMALE SUICIDE BOMBERS?"Bad visual....ew....bad visual....
33 posted on
09/11/2004 9:54:11 PM PDT by
NordP
(The terrorists aren’t bullies on a playground; they’re hard core, “24” TV, head-sawing TERRORISTS!)
To: TEXOKIE
34 posted on
09/11/2004 9:54:21 PM PDT by
Leroy S. Mort
("Col. Mustard in the Library with a Word Processor")
To: TEXOKIE
They get ...........soap !
36 posted on
09/11/2004 9:54:26 PM PDT by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
To: TEXOKIE
I was just reading on a website, that this is what was promised to one "budding" female terrorist/murderer:
"I was told I would be as a mermaid, a beauty Queen in paradise if I became a martyr."
Okaaaayyyy!
37 posted on
09/11/2004 9:54:43 PM PDT by
IamHD
To: TEXOKIE
I reckon a reward would be not to have to hang around
or sleep with dirty goat-smelling terrorist guys. Just a guess.
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