[martywake]

I always thought that they might get 72 18 year old boys or at the very least they would be left alone and not be one of the 72 virgins.
However I later learned that there was an error in translation. It is not 72 virgins, rather it is 72 Virginians. It would seem that George Washington, James Madison, Patrick Henry, Thomas Jefferson, Robert E. Lee, Stone Wall Jackson and others have a very special surprise waiting for Bin Laden on the "other side".

[flying Elvis]

Maybe 72 Virginia Slims? Or maybe 72 Cavaliers, 72 Vagina Monologues, 72 Virgin Onions, 72 Virgil lines, 72 Virgin Airlines Tickets?

[TEXOKIE]

"I always thought that they might get 72 18 year old boys or at the very least they would be left alone and not be one of the 72 virgins. However I later learned that there was an error in translation. It is not 72 virgins, rather it is 72 Virginians. It would seem that George Washington, James Madison, Patrick Henry, Thomas Jefferson, Robert E. Lee, Stone Wall Jackson and others have a very special surprise waiting for Bin Laden on the "other side"."

OH YES, OF COURSE!! IT MUST BE VIRGINIANS!!

Dont forget THE VIRGINIAN!! *swoon* James Drury!!